Computers, Sex and Greek

"Oh yeah? Well…you…smell bad!" Sheldon looked at the woman that had been the bane of his existence since she first started at Caltech five years ago. He immediately felt bad that he said it. She didn't actually smell bad, quite pleasant actually, but every time she called him "dumbass" he lost all sense of decency.

They stood in front of his desk, facing each other. Earlier, she had barged in nagging him about computer time. He decided to ignore her, but somehow she wormed her way into the forefront of his thoughts.

"Hey, you're getting pretty good at comebacks." Leslie answered with a sideways grin.

"Really?" he asked almost proud of himself despite the cruelty of his retort.

"Nope." She looked up at him with a smug look. His face contorted in anger and she couldn't help herself. "Dumbass," she added.

Stepping closer, Sheldon looked down at her, a fierce look in his eyes and for a second Leslie was afraid he was going to hit her. He may be a weakly nerd, but his size was intimidating. She was only worried for a second, however. If she knew anything about Dr. Dumbass it was that he was not the kind of guy who went around punching women. She had to admit though; he was pretty cute when he was angry. She was sure that his now virile demeanor was eliciting some sort of response of oxytocin pouring into the cerebrospinal fluid causes spontaneous reactions to the receptors in her hypothalamus and spinal cord. Leslie had never been one to ignore her biological needs, so she climbed up onto his desk, pulled him closer and kissed him square on the lips.

Sheldon's face started to twitch. He had no idea what the social protocol was in this sort of situation. But this was Leslie Winkle and he couldn't let her know that. If he let her see that he was in anyway ignorant, she'd never let him live it down. So, he forced the twitch away and kissed her back with as much fervor as he could muster.

She almost smiled, shocked that he actually responded. She always thought he was some sort of sexless alien abandoned on earth by his own kind due to his dumbassery. His kisses were sloppy, but he had technique and he seemed to be a fast learner. Leslie was getting very horny and she delighted in the fact that she could take this all the way with her rival. So she shoved her tongue down his throat.

Nearly gagging in response, Sheldon realized that he was going to have to step this up if he was going to show her that he was no idiot. He was going to make her see that he was one of the greatest minds that ever lived and that he was more proficient than her in every way. He shoved her tongue out of the way with his own and they fenced while he tried not to think about the exchange of saliva. Hoping to take her by surprise, he shoved her down on his desk and climbed on top of her.

'So, he likes to be on top," Leslie thought while she battled Sheldon with her mouth. 'Interesting.' She stored the information away for future verbal spars while she worked to unbutton her floral blouse.

Sheldon noticed that she was trying to undress. He thought about panicking, but again, he couldn't show her any weakness. Although he was a bit annoyed by his biological response to her, he decided to use it to his advantage. If she was going to try to take her clothes off, he was going to make her realize just what she was getting into. He thrust his hips up in between her legs.

Leslie faltered for a second on the last button when she felt his hardness grinding into her. Who knew Dr. Dumbass had a penis? She had to see this for herself. She abandoned her blouse and decided to work on his pants instead. With one hand, she gripped his hair as best as she could and pulled his head toward her, not letting him break the kisses. With the other, she expertly worked his button and fly on his pants.

Sheldon would have gasped in shock if Leslie had let him breath. He tried to pull his head away but she was surprisingly strong for such a small woman. All he could do was whimper as he felt her pull his penis from his pants. Grinding against her was definitely the wrong move, but he was in this too far to back out now. He moaned as she gripped him in her hands and he felt her hand move up and down. 'Oh God,' he thought since he couldn't say it out loud. He reached his hands under her skirt and pulled down her underwear hoping that he was still winning this. When her panties were off, he lifted her skirt up. He was tempted to look at what was now on display, but that would be telling, so he kept his face on hers.

This was going much faster than she had expected, but she couldn't slow down now. His cock was larger than she would have guessed and she shivered with anticipation. Breaking their kiss she nipped his jaw and neck as he gasped for breath. It was obvious he was not experienced with this, but he wasn't doing too badly. She decided to show him what was next by wrapping her legs around his hips and pulling forward with her legs.

Sheldon was slowly losing track of who was winning and what was going on and of pretty much everything as her legs pulled down on him. Although he wasn't sure of what he was doing, he knew what she was trying to do so he allowed himself to be pulled down and they both gasped as he entered her. For the first time, everything was still. They stayed where they were, nothing moving other than their chests as they breathed raggedly.

A wave of pleasure hit Leslie as she adjusted to his size. If she were a little less experienced this could have been uncomfortable since he was so large and she was only a small woman. But she was experienced and this was all kinds of wonderful. She began to move her hips up and down and reveled in the feel of him slipping in and out of her. Looking up at Sheldon, she saw that his eyes had glazed over with lust, all thought leaving him. The fact that it didn't take long proved to her that there was less going on in his head than he liked to think there was. She knew she was going to screw his brains right out.

They moved faster and faster and their hip bones banged together in his eager thrusting as they sped up moving together, heads swimming in passion. Groans, growls, moans and whimpers filled his office and got loader with each attack. Almost as quickly as it began, it ended in eruption as they climaxed in chorus. Sheldon fell down beside Leslie as all thought left their bodies and swirled in the air in front of them. He could almost see the Greek alphabet floating around before exploding like a firecracker and fading away.

"Wow," she almost said but thought slowly seeped back into her brain and she realized that Dr. Inexperienced Dumbass caused her to orgasm. She sneaked a peek at him. He was beautiful and he was pretty extraordinary if she thought about it. But she didn't want to think about it. She wanted to get the hell out of there before he opened his mouth and said something stupid.

"Drat. Now I have to disinfect my office."

Too late.

She sighed and rolled off of his desk, buttoning her top. She found her underwear and slipped it back on, trying not to watch as Sheldon redressed. Her entire body hummed and she figured that they were going to have to do that again sometime. Maybe with some different positions…

"Next time, try not to be so quick on the trigger." Leslie turned and walked toward the door hearing Sheldon sputter in fury behind her.

"Dumbass," she mumbled as she walked away.