I forgot which chapter is this but it is up! I am very sorry as most of the hotels did not have wifi. But I'm writing, I'm writing, writing, writing, writing. The frog one is gonna be stopped for now as I feel like its really crap. I really liked the idea tho. But I'll finish this one first I guess.
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"Nyahahaha! My darling prince! I've come to get you! Uweeweewee!" garbled Bianchi as she flashed what she had thought to be a sexy smile. Her long tentacles thrashed around the port, destroying many houses and boats along the way, driving the people (or ants in her view) away.
"Who is this ugly bitch and who the fuck does she think she is!" snarled Reborn as he picked Tsuna up and ran over to a covering. Reborn is famously known for his extremely short temper and right now, Reborn is fuming tomatoes and potatoes at the state of his beautiful city.
"This is the one that changed me into a human and shit, it's getting to sunset soon!" cursed Tsuna as he wriggled around in Reborn's arms.
"Forget that stupid mermaid and marry me! I promise that we will be together forever! Commmmmeeeee out~~~~~!" sang (more like shrieked) the mad octopus women as she continued to wriggle her fatass tentacles around.
"Fuck! We have to move! We can't stay under this pile of rubble any longer!" growled Reborn as he dashed towards another rubble covering. It wasn't hard as the tentacles created coverings everywhere. Narrowly dodging a tentacle, he landed in a small gap that was big enough for both of them. Reborn looked over to check if Tsuna was okay and found that he looked quite confused and horrified. Not only that, there was a tail instead of legs.
"What's wrong? Are you hurt anywhere? What happened? You turned back into a mermaid?!" yapped a very flustered Reborn.
"It's night. Why am I still alive? I'm supposed to be bubbles right now! And why is my father's crown on her head? Is he okay?" cried Tsuna as he clung onto Reborn's shirt for support.
"Ohohoho! Your father, hmmm, sacrificed himself for your life. Hahmmm… Don't worry your pretty little head, he's alive, but he's just a little too wrinkled," chuckled Bianchi from behind, causing Reborn to jolt and sprint away.
"YES! My dear darlings! Just keep running! Ohohoho!" and with that the octopus slithered along.
"Damn! We can't keep running away! Shit, dafuq do we do!" gritting his teeth, Reborn kept dodging the tentacles slashing at his way.
Something caught Tsuna's eyes and it was the wooden ship with the pointed tip. Although he knew that the idea was an extremely risky one, it would be definitely worth a shot.
"Hey, I've got an idea. An idea for crazy people. What do you think?" questioned Tsuna as he turned to Reborn.
"Crazy eh? Heh, if this isn't already crazy enough, what else can be more crazy? Well, whatever, start explaining away!" smirked Reborn as he ducked under some rubble.
"Well, it's simple enough. You see that big masted, pointed ship over there? I swim you to there and then I go off to distract that octopus. While that, you drive that point into her. Sounds like a good idea?" smiled Tsuna.
"Sounds good. So what are you waiting for? Let's go the fuck out!" shouted Reborn as he leapt off the port into the water. Chuckling, Tsuna swam towards that ship, before chucking Reborn unceremoniously onto the deck.
"Oi-!"
"Shut-up and stop wasting time!" yelled Tsuna as he dove back into the water, heading for Bianchi.
"Hey you stupid fat- ass son of an octopus, I'm over here!" yelled Tsuna as he ducked out of the view just as Bianchi turned around. Screeching, she slashed her tentacle in the direction of the sound but Tsuna was long gone. Soon, it was just a game of Marco Polo which kept the octopus quite busy as she thought that the prince was also with him.
Meanwhile, Reborn was getting the ship to move, which wasn't too hard as he is quite experienced with ships. Bianchi had also made the wind quite strong so the ragged- but- good- enough ship was able to move quite quickly. The time that Tsuna gave him was more than enough and he decided to join the game once he was close enough.
"Hey you single- brain celled mudafucker! I'm over here you dipshit!" yelled Reborn as he pierced the ship into Bianchi.
"W-what? I thought you loved m-me…" garbled Bianchi as she herself drifted away in the form of dust.
"Love you? I'm gay. And even if I was straight I wouldn't love you anyway," commented Reborn as he walked away in the fashion of a badass movie character walking away from an explosion minus the sunglasses.
Alright. I'm a really horrible writer. This is more of a crack so I didn't really know how to set the mood properly. I am really sorry. But thank you for reading!
