Emmett
Emmett: Wow…excluding Bella and Edward, people make a lot of mistakes with Emmett. Emmett deserves to be written about in the right way. So, let's get the show on the road!
"Toddler-Emmett crap" :
Umm…the last time I checked, Emmett was NOT a five-year-old. Come on people! Do you really think that:
Rosalie would have stuck with him for this long?!
A vampire would act as stupid as a five-year-old?! (No, I did NOT say that vampires COULDN'T be stupid. The ones that uncover the existence of vampires, for one example, and Edward being a pessimist sometimes is another. Sorry, Edward, I love you to death, but Jake would NEVER murder Bella! However, deliberately making Emmett stupid? No.)
"Random Emmett" :
Was Emmett ever random? Nooo… I didn't think so. There was no "Hey-let's-throw-Bella-out-of-the-window-followed-by-a-wheel-of-cheese-and-a-hampster-while-Edward-is-gone-hunting-and-see-what-happens" crap in the books, were there?! So…don't make Emmett a "normal" vampire one second and a pirate-ballerina combo the next. Making Emmett random for no apparent reason ruins your writing AND Stephanie Meyer's imagination, along with poor Emmett, himself!
"The story where Emmett randomly popped out of the Sopranos with Jacob" :
Yeah! …Emmett's a big, huge, muscled bear that has no patience when it comes to fighting techniques, not an uneducated jock that had one too many beers! Emmett is NOT from the Sopranos. I mean…he says cusses when he gets a little too excited, but not so much that you can't understand what he's talking about because there's so many. If he sounded like that, I would hit him with a wooden spoon…and then a belt…
Author's Note: Yes, we all love Emmett, so show him that you do! I hope that this covered it all for Emmett, but if there is more that anyone would like me to add, just tell me, and I will update this chapter.
