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Chapter 7-Results

Last time on Vacation with the Elric Brothers, Ed…

WHAM!

"Shut up!" Ed yelled, transmuting his bother into a metal mallet and hitting the mysterious narrator with it…him…it…him…WHATEVER!

Envy and Winry stood there, looking at Ed, waiting for the midget to make a decision between the sexualities. Yaoi or hentai?

"DID YOU JUST CALL ME A MIDGET?" Ed screamed.

He looked across the street to see me sitting at a computer desk on the corner.

"O.O! EEP!"

As the author, I run away, taking my computer desk with me. Unfortunately, Ed transmuted Al into a shotgun, firing it at me.

"OW!" I scream, hitting the ground. "HE HIT ME WITH A SCREW!"

I came back with a sword, getting ready to fight Ed.

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Now Ed stands there with a knot on the corner of his forehead and the same bloody face as always, where a thick line of blood runs down his face near his eye.

Now panting, he prepares to make his decision.

"I, Eduardo…"

"Edward," Al corrected, knowing that the author had beat him silly.

"Edward Alfred…"

"Edward Elric…"

"I, Edward Elric, choose Any the homunculi."

"Envy the homunculi…"

"YAY!" Envy cheered like a little girl.

"What the hell, Ed?" Winry exclaimed.

Envy ran toward Ed for a hug, but Ed used his left knee to knee Envy in between the legs.

Envy's face automatically turned red as he coughed up spit, lying on the ground now. Winry ran to Ed for a hug and this time, Ed accepted it.

"You do love me!" Winry screamed as Ed walked her back to the shack.

"I could how not love you, Henry?" Ed asked.

"What?"

"He said," Al interrupted, "How could I not love you, Winry?"

"AL!" Winry screamed, jumping for shock. "You're a shotgun!"

"Blame him!"

"YOU CHANGE HIM BACK RIGHT THIS INSTANT ED!" Winry commanded, chasing her new boyfriend with the pink wrench of DOOM.

"HHHHAAAAAAAA!" Ed screamed, trying to escape.

"He means AAAAAAAAHHHH!" Al corrected.

ED/ENVY

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ED/WINRY

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