It is I, BabsMcGoogle! I have risen from the dead to feast on your yaoi! Actually, no, I did not die. I've just been as busy as possible for the past month. I'm lucky I'm able to write right now, today I had a young author's conference and a guitar lesson; and yesterday was the Halloween Dance at my school, I still feel drunk (on candy. CANDY!). So this chapter may sound like it was written by a retard. (the lines aren't working!)
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It was early the next day, Hidan's day to check the mailbox. They received mail every week, and every week it was someone else's turn to check it. Hidan walked to the mailbox and saw only one letter. He picked it up and looked closely at it; it said 'To: Itachi' on the back. Hidan didn't know how to read, but he knew Itachi's name started with something that looked like a long line with two other lines on it. He couldn't remember Itachi ever getting mail before, so out of curiosity, he opened it. He couldn't read the letter, but it didn't look long.
Hidan walked back inside and held out the letter to Deidara, "What does this say?"
Deidara looked up and took the letter, "Why do you want me to read a letter that's for Itachi-chan?"
"Just read it!" Hidan demanded.
Deidara sighed and read the letter out loud, "Dear Itachi, I've been thinking about you so much lately, I miss you. I was thinking that we could see each other again soon, since it's been so long. I really think that you should move in with me, since we're probably going to get married soon, right? From, with love, Nomura…then there's a heart drawn…un." Deidara and Hidan froze in a few seconds of shock, but then Hidan almost literally exploded,
"Where is that fucker Itachi?! I swear to Janshin that I will fuckin' sacrifice that fucker to Janshin! Gragh!" Hidan was so angry that he started yelling out random words, "Fudge! Cheese sticks! Popsicle stand! Happy happy joy joy!" Deidara glanced outside while trying to stop Hidan and saw to his complete horror that, guess who, Itachi was about to walk inside.
Deidara looked at Sasori, whom was sitting near them the whole time, and when Sasori looked up he saw Deidara look outside, he did too. Sasori stood up and nervously ran to the door.
Itachi was already at the entrance when Sasori stopped him, "Sasori, what's wrong? I need to get through the door."
Sasori whispered, "Itachi, even though you're a cheating bitch, I still would not enjoy seeing you being hung on the walls."
Itachi was puzzled, "Sasori, what are you talking about?" Itachi slid past Sasori, and when he did that, he slid right into the gaze the extremely-pissed Hidan.
"Hello, Hida-"
Itachi was interrupted by Hidan, who's anger had suddenly turned into a depressed emotional breakdown, "How could you do this, Itachi?! You got be pregnant, for fuckin' Janshin's sake!" Hidan started crying as he dragged himself into the corner, or as I call it, the 'Emo Corner'.
Itachi was even more confused now, "Hidan, what's wrong? What are you talking about?!"
Deidara gave Itachi the death glare, "Itachi, go away. In fact, why don't you just go live with your girlfriend, un?"
"I really don't know what any of you are saying."
"You're not fooling anyone, Itachi. We know about Nomura," Deidara gave Itachi the letter, "There's the proof, un."
Itachi reads the letter and still disagreed, "I don't know who sent this, or why anyone would even do this."
Sasori spoke up, "Just leave, Itachi." Itachi followed Sasori's orders and left to his room.
Meanwhile, Kakuzu and Kisame where watching unknown from a safe distance. Kakuzu smiled under his mask, "I told you it would work."
Kisame tried to smile, "Yeah, I guess it did."
(Yet another) Meanwhile, Zetsu slipped away so Kisame and Kakuzu were out of his sight. He asked himself,
"I'm the one who's going to have to fix this, huh? Well, yeah, dumbass."
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Babs McGoogle: "Hi, everyone, welcome to Babs Lucky Corner! And today with us we have, Pein!"
Pain: "You spelled my name wrong."
Babs McGoogle: "No I didn't! I'm not stupid, silly!"
Pain: "No, look, its spelled P-A-I-N."
Babs McGoogle: "No it's not!"
Pain: "Um, I think I know how to spell my own name."
Babs McGoogle: "You know what, Pein?"
Pain: "It's Pain."
Babs McGoogle: "Bye-nii!" (pulls out metal bat and hits Pain the in head)
(excuse us, but we think we need to get a new host that is not a violent psycho)
