147. When stopped by cops you are not allowed to request to use the breathalyser to "see who knows how to party".
148. Especially if you're driving.
149. Turks are no longer allowed to fold origami during briefings.
150. When the commander asks what you am doing during said briefings, You should not to stand up and say "Sir, I made a tonberry!"
151. Gun is not allowed to interrogate new TURK employees and dispose of the ones she deems unworthy.
152. The words "What's the worst that could happen?" are never to be uttered on any mission EVER again.
153. Veld is not allowed to change the temperature in the offices according to who pissed him off that second/hour/day/week/month/year.
154. He is not allowed to get Tseng to do so for him.
155. No one can touch the thermostat for any reason.
156. Their is no turk named No one.
157. you should not change your name unless you are getting married or it involves a mission.
158. you may not get married just so you may change names.
159. If a name change or alias is required for a mission you must change your name back afterwards
160. Take that hat off.
161. not allowed to use ice in or on the refrigeration unit.
162. not allowed too use fire on the stove or microwave
163. none of you are the king or queen of cheese
164. turks may not redecorate any offices outside their own.
165. should not hot wire cars unless necessary.
166. if your not wearing underwear you don't need to inform people of it unless they ask.
167. Should not fill other departments desks full of any of the following; Glitter, cheese, lube, porn, kittens, fruit, golf balls, raw meat, manure, self help books, snakes, rice, jello, Banora apples, animal photos, coffee, mice, and/or underwear of any kind.
