Hey all! It's been a while since I've updated. Blame that on school. Anyways, I'm done with school so I will most likely be updating more! And since today is June 5, aka my babe Frank's birthday, I thought to myself, "Why not write a birthday filled chapter?" By birthday filled, this chapter was pretty much built on random ideas in my head. Enjoy Frank's birthday chapter! Part A of idunno.


Chapter 7 (Part A). Frank's Birthday

"Happy birthday Frank!" The entire crew of the Argo II had gathered in the meeting room to celebrate the archer's birthday. There was cake, blue of course, so Percy could eat it, and a mass of candles piled on top of it. Frank smiled as he blew out the candles. Just as he was about to slice the cake, his face fell straight into the dessert, squishing it.

"Surprise attack!" Leo laughed as he stepped away and looked at his masterpiece. Hazel merely rolled her eyes, as she helped Frank up. Frank still had a smile on his face, but it wasn't a friendly one. It was more of the "I'm going to turn into a bear and maul you" kind of smile.

"You better run, Valdez." Leo's eyes widened as he backed up from the looming giant that was Frank Zhang. Leo quickly scampered out of the room, shooting a small ball of fire to keep Frank at bay.

Annabeth quickly got the fire extinguisher and put out the fire. "Why don't you clean yourself up and open your presents, Frank?" Frank nodded, and sat down at the table, where five assorted boxes awaited him. He eagerly reached for one box, before getting his hand smacked away.

"Hey!" He pouted at Hazel, who was grinning slightly.

"Let me clean you up, first," Hazel said. She got a napkin and gently wiped his face until all traces of blue frosting were gone. She smiled and nodded. Frank's eyes lit up, and he quickly grabbed the first item on the table.

It was a small rectangular box wrapped with blue-green paper, and had stickers of various sea animals on it. "Hmm. I wonder who this could be from?" Frank mused in a sarcastic monotone voice. He tore the paper, and lifted the lid off the box. Inside was a plush dolphin, wearing a mini Camp Jupiter shirt.

"Do you like it?" Percy asked, fidgeting in place. Frank laughed and grabbed the dolphin. He squished it ever so slightly, making a squeak come out of it.

"I love it, Perce." He stood up, and surrounded Percy in a giant bear hug. Literally. He turned into a bear just for the sake of the hug, and quickly turned back afterwards. Frank grabbed the next thing on the table, a humongous box. He groaned as he tried to lift it. "What in Hades' name is in here?"

He opened the box, and saw a book cover lying in front of him. 5000 Strategies to Win the War and Conquer the World by Athena. "Wow, Annabeth. This is… uh. Thanks." Annabeth simply nodded. "Uh… moving on." The next gift was crudely wrapped with what appeared to be tin foil.

Frank unwrapped the foil, and before him was a robot. It looked like those robots from those 50s sci-fi movies. There was a tag that was attached. It read:

My first gift was supposed to be an inextinguishable torch, but Hazel made me change it. So here is a robot I made from the scraps of the toilet piping's. –Hot Stuff

Frank rolled his eyes. Looking at the next gift, he noticed it was a conjoined gift from Nico and Jason. He looked at them curiously. They looked at each other, and smirked. Frank eyed them warily as he unwrapped the present and immediately blushed when he saw what was inside.

In it were pictures of Nico and Jason completely bare except for the socks that were covering their penises. As he dug through the pictures, each one was progressively worse than the last. One was of them bending over, their thumbs in their mouths. Another was of Jason grinding against Nico, the pale boy's face redder than a tomato. The last picture was of the two of them, fingering themselves. Their hair in disarray, their faces flushed, and their still covered cocks pointing upwards. Each covering sock had a huge wet spot forming at the tip, signaling their orgasm. Under the pictures were two socks, still wet with cum.

"What's inside, Frank?" Annabeth questioned. Frank's face flushed as he looked at her. Her gaze was intense and focused.

"Uh… Socks," He replied, holding up the pair of socks, his face entirely red. Jason and Nico busted out laughing.

"What's the matter with them?" Annabeth asked, looking at the pair rolling on the floor. Piper watched in amusement.

"Inside joke. You wouldn't get it." Frank quickly put the socks back into the box and shut the lid. Annabeth raised an eyebrow, but otherwise didn't question it. "Ok, this is the last present on the table…" He surveyed the tag on the bag. "Oh, it's from you Hazel." He reached for the bag.

"Wait! Hold on. Don't open mine yet. I want mine to be the last one," Hazel said suddenty. "Piper, why don't you go?" Piper nodded and brought out a box from her jacket pocket.

"Be very careful with this, Frank. Make sure to read the warning label, ok?" Piper said, handing him the box. Frank gingerly opened the box, to reveal a perfume bottle. It was shaped like two doves in flight, with their beaks connecting, where the squirt nozzle came from. Inside was a faint pink liquid sloshing around. He looked at the label and read it:

Lady Aphrodite's Lovebird Perfume

Feeling in the mood, but your lover isn't? One squirt from this bottle will change their mind instantly. Directions: Spray one dose in your lover's face to get them horny. Two squirts and they will be in complete and utter ecstasy. Three squirts and they will reach a climax they have never felt before. WARNING: Do not attempt to use more than written. Dangerous side effects may take effect. Side effects include—

The rest of the label was scratched off. Frank shrugged; it wasn't important anyways. "This doesn't actually work…. Does it?" He looked at Piper.

"Sure it does! Mother sent it to me herself. She had a note instructing me to give it to you," Piper replied. Frank still looked suspicious at the product. She sighed. "If you don't want it, you could always give it back."

Frank hesitated. "No, I want it. But how do I know if it works?"

"Why not test it out now? I'm sure Jason would love to help." Piper looked at Jason, who was still wiping his eyes from his and Nico's uproar earlier. At hearing his name, Jason immediately perked up

"Help with what now?" Frank gave Piper a knowing glance. She smirked, but kept quiet.

"Oh, this perfume that Piper gave me. She said it's supposed to smell like cherry blossoms, but I'm not sure what they smell like," Frank lied. Jason nodded and walked over to Frank. Frank held up the bottle to Jason's face. He grabbed the pump, and gently squeezed. A small puff of pink hit Jason in the face.

The blonde inhaled deeply. "I don't really smell anything. Maybe a hint of—" His sentence was cut short as he felt his pants tightening. Jason blushed as his now prominent erection was on display. His pants tented obscenely, making Nico and Percy chuckle. Frank and Piper grinned at each other. Annabeth merely rolled her eyes, while Hazel fanned herself. "What is tha—"

Another puff entered Jason's nostrils. His pupils came dilated, as the flush on his face deepened in color. Jason let out a low moan as his hand began to fly about his torso, groping any part of his body. One hand began playing with his nipples as the other dove into his pants to massage his shaft.

Jason stopped his ministrations briefly to tear off his shirt. With his chest now bare, he began to grope his abs, kneading his pecs, anything to get contact with his body. He brought his hands to his pants and burst the fly open, his zipper flying off into the void. He fell to the floor, rutting against the open air. Now left in his white briefs, Jason resumed his nipple play with one hand. The other dove into his briefs, and he began fingering himself.

By this time, Piper had joined Percy in laughing like lunatics. Nico had an awkward expression of trying to maintain his cool demeanor, but still cracking a smile now and then. Frank watched in amusement, while Hazel and Annabeth had fully turned away from the sight. Leo came back into the room, hearing all the commotion. He promptly joined Piper and Percy when he saw Jason on the floor, in his briefs, fingering himself.

Jason was whimpering now, as he worked himself with three fingers. Frank looked at Jason, and decided to finish it off for him. He put the nozzle near Jason's face, and gave the pump one last squeeze. Jason's eyes widened as he gave a high pitched moan of pleasure. A wet spot was quickly spreading across his underwear as he came.

Pretty soon his white briefs were completely drenched in cum, making his briefs almost transparent. Everyone could see his softening cock pulsating against his legs. Jason removed his fingers from his hole with a wince. He was panting from such an intense orgasm. "I… fucking hate… you guys."

Everyone laughed as Frank put the bottle down. "Thank you very much for this, Piper! I'm sure I'll find excellent use for it." Piper smiled and gave a small bow. "Now, Hazel. Can I open up your present now?" Hazel smiled, enthusiastically nodding her head. The last gift was in a small little bag. Frank looked confusedly at the contents. "Huh."

"What is it?" Percy asked, his perfect eyebrow raising in an arch. Frank held out his hand to reveal a lump of dirt.

"It's dirt," Nico said flatly. The others nodded in agreement. All except Hazel that is.

"It's not just any dirt, it's molding dirt!" She said excitedly. "I made it able to transform into any object or thing you could think of. Just watch." Hazel grabbed the lump of dirt and held out her palm. Within a matter of seconds, the dirt began to change in shape and color. It became a miniature Arion. Suddenly the small horse reared its legs and sped away.

Hazel chased the speeding horse out of the room, dragging Piper with her. "I need to check on the navigation," Annabeth said. "Happy birthday, Frank." With those words she left the room, leaving the boys alone.

Frank smiled at the group. "Thanks, guys. This birthday has been pretty awesome—considering the fact we're still in the middle of a war." Nico smiled as he sat down next to Frank. Percy pulled up the chair next to him. Leo sat down on the table, avoiding the splattered remains of Frank's cake. Jason stood up and grimaced at the squishing sound of his briefs riding up.

"Are you gonna eat that cake, Zhang?" Percy asked, eyeing the blob.

"Go for it dude." Percy happily got a fork and began eating pieces of the destroyed cake. Frank laughed as he watched Percy eat. He was happy. For the first time in a while, Frank was surrounded by people who cared about him and made him feel good. He was about to start daydreaming when he felt a hand rest on his thigh.

The hand began to gently massage his thigh, moving slowly upwards towards his crotch. Frank looked knowingly at Nico, who returned the look with a sly grin. Nico's hand made it to frank's groin, and gave it a squeeze. Frank's breath hitched as Nico began to palm his growing member.

Frank thrusted into Nico's hand. He felt Nico's fingers pop the button of his jeans. Ever so slowly, the fingers brought down the zipper. Frank's eyes lidded as he felt Nico's fingers brush against his bulge. Nico slowly undid the button of Frank's boxers. His fingers ghosted over Frank's member. Just as he was about to take out Frank's cock, he stopped.

"Aw, what gives?" Frank pouted, his lips pursing. Nico chuckled as he removed his hand from Frank's crotch.

"Come to Jason's room later tonight. We have a continuation of your present," Nico whispered seductively into Frank's ear. He stood up, and walked away. Frank watched Nico as he walked, enjoying Nico's little hip sway that he obviously did to draw attention to his butt.

Frank chuckled and turned back to Percy. "Wat subm?" Percy asked, his mouth full of cake. Frank laughed and kissed Percy on the lips, getting a mouth full of cake in the process.


"Ok. Here we go." Frank stood outside of Jason's room. Just as he was about to press his fist to the door, it slowly swung open. Frank's eyes widened when he saw no one behind the door. The room was pitch black inside."Uh… Nico? Jason? You guys inside?"

He took a step inside, when he was suddenly pushed inside. The door shut behind him, enclosing him in darkness.