Chapter 4
The "Prophets"
(No one's POV)
Sam walked through the Nasty Burger parking lot, with her black jacket and skirt on. It had gotten considerably colder in the past…5 minutes. She looked around the nearly empty parking lot, seeing a few people inside now that Nasty Burger extended the operation hours.
She had a few thoughts going through her mind. One major thought in the back of her mind was why Harvey said that only she should come? What was so important about her? And what was that annoying buzzing sound?
True, there was a very annoying buzzing noise around the vicinity of where Sam was standing. Then she heard the sound of rollerblades skating on the ground. Suddenly, a hockey stick came out of nowhere and tripped Sam, making her fall on the ground.
She turned around on the ground with a scared-beyond-belief look on her face as she saw the three rollerblading teenagers in front of her, wielding duct tape covered hockey sticks.
They stared at each other for a minute, then…
They attacked.
The three teenagers skated quickly towards Sam.
"Ahhh!" Sam screamed, covering her eyes, waiting for the attack. All of a sudden…
"Snootch to the noonch!"
Two figures came out of nowhere and jumped on top of the teenage attackers. One of them was tall and skinny. He had long blonde hair that was covered by a black toque. (A/N: After three "View Askew" based stories, I'd think you know what a toque is) He was wearing a grey AC/DC shirt on under a red and white jacket. He was wearing black jeans and Air Force One's.
The other one was shorter and fat. He was wearing a white "Mooby's" baseball cap that was turned back. He was wearing a black shirt that was covered by a very long robe-like green jacket. He was wearing jeans and Converse All-Stars.
Both figures started beating up the teenagers. Sam watched the entire thing happen. She thought she recognized the figures from SOMEWHERE.
The skaters skated away.
"Go back to ya paper routes, ya mighty duck fucks!" the tall one said. "Snoogans…Did ya see that man? I know they were just kids, but we kicked their asses!"
The two figures came over to Sam and helped her up.
"Thanks" Sam said. "Hey, you too look familiar…"
"I doubt it" the skinny one said. "Anyways, I'm Jay and this is my hetero-life mate, Silent Bob"
Sam's eyes widened. Jay and Silent Bob?
"Tell me…" Sam said. "Do you know a Goth girl who's boyfriend is a hero around here?"
"Yeah, Sam Manson" Jay said. "Why?"
Sam smiled, extending her arms.
Jay and Bob's eyes widened.
"Holy shit!" Jay said. "Sam?"
"Yep" Sam said.
Jay and Bob ran up and caught Sam in a bone crushing bear hug.
"Ucchh!" Sam said. "Can't…breathe!"
Jay and Bob released their grip on Sam.
"Man, you look good!" Jay said. "Danny been treatin' ya good? Huh? Know what I mean?"
Sam blushed.
"No, we're only 15." Sam said.
"Man, I thought you were 20" Jay said. Silent Bob rolled his eyes.
"So…" Sam said, pointing to the Nasty Burger. "Hungry?"
"Look who you're askin" Jay said.
"So, why are you here in Amity?" Sam asked, eating a salad inside the Nasty Burger.
"We got led here by this guy in a black robe." Jay said. "Fuckin' guy said that there was tons of chicks here waiting to score. Fuckin' guy's a lyin' sumbitch."
"Black robe huh?" Sam asked. "That's weird"
"Yeah" Jay said. "But what was really weird is that the guy disappeared after we looked back at him. And we thought angels were weird"
"Angels…" Sam whispered. "Look, something weird happened to me tonight, and I need to tell you guys about it"
"Did he wear a condom?" Jay asked, once again, thinking with his libido and not much else.
"NO" Sam said. "A dream…I think. Here's what happened."
So, Sam told Jay and Bob about Harvey coming to her in her sleep. She told her about Bartleby and Loki coming again. And how she had to get to Red Bank in 4 days.
"Holy fuck" Jay said. "Not those two again! Man! I thought we were done with those guys!"
Silent Bob nodded angrily.
"I know, but they're back" Sam said. "And Harvey told me Danny and I need you guy's help."
"I thought you were Jewish" Jay said.
"Yeah, but I need to stop these guys. Harvey seems to think I'm the one who's gonna save the world. Apparently, I'm important in this mess"
Jay's eyes widened.
"Oh man" Jay whispered to Bob. "Not again…"
"What?" Sam asked.
"Oh, nothin" Jay said. "So where's Danny?"
"At my house, asleep" Sam said.
Jay grinned again, and was about to open his mouth.
"SHUT UP" Sam said. "Now, are we gonna go or not?"
"Alright" Jay said. "But I'm havin' a hard time believin' that you and Danny didn't…"
Sam ran up to Jay and choked him.
"Okay! Okay!" Jay screamed. "You two didn't do it! LET ME GO!"
Sam let go of Jay's neck as they walked out the door and to Sam's house.
(Danny's POV)
I woke up with a empty feeling in my stomach. I read a note that was written by Sam.
"This could've been written hours ago!" I whispered. "Where is she?"
Just then, a pebble hit the window. I walked over to the window and opened it, looking down on Sam.
"Hey, Danny?" Sam said.
"Sam" I said. "Where were you?"
"I was having a little…reunion" she said.
Just then, a fat guy and a skinny guy came next to Sam.
"Snootchie bootchies!" the skinny one said, giving my the sign of the devil.
Jay and Silent Bob? I thought.
"Oh God" I said annoyed.
(Meanwhile up in Heaven…)
(AL's POV)
I was walking up what appeared to be a large golden stairway. I was walking for what seemed to be hours, then I finally made it to the top.
A fat guy wearing a blue sweatshirt and a New Jersey t-shirt walked up to me.
"Welcome, AL" he said. "I'm ST. Peter"
"Man, I've listened to Dark Side of the Moon too much" I said.
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