Previously on the trinity saga; edward went to mt. lonely mountain for advic from the wise smaug. They em-barked on a misshion to find Ariabelle nirvana abbi larue.
Chapter 7
ariabelle got dressed in the morning. She put on a flattring floorlength mermaid a-line dressmade of studded holografic lether and etherial shiffon. she Tied up her long silky chevaux into two magnificant beehive buns on top of her head. Then, she put on her magic bag that could hold anything no matter how big it was in there on and she put inside ofit her magic enchantted chakram that was made of megamithril and had an ancshient propacy inscribbed on it. it said "the eagle star fortells plenty. the impress of evil willl court the prince of lies. the city oof the east will be ravaged by the harp binger of darkness. a time of sorrow will end". it was magicly enchantted to return to her when she thru it like a boom-ring.
"are you ready to go ariabelle my candy-sweet queen?" said LegoLas.
"Yes" said ariabelle. "ergo we shall go."
They went.
Legolas and Aiabelle and SkyFlier and Gandalf were at the county fair. They started playing skee ball. ariabelle got 100 perecent of the shots "you are so talented" said legolas.
Meanwhilst , Edward was riding on the back of Smaug to find his one true love. They were flying through the sky when suddenly there was an enemy that appeared!
"WHO ART YOU HEINOUS FOE?' cries smaug.
"i am come to stop you on orders from the Divine Al Chemist! My name is EyeHawk, and i am the greatset archer in all of MIDDLE EARGH! hear me ROAR!" said EyeHawk.
"I ACCEPT THINE ULTIMATUM EEYHAWK! I'LL WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT NEVER HAVE I MINE OWN SELF BEEN USURPED IN A SCRIMMAGE SUCH AS THIS! WE SHALT COMMENCE WIT THIS ALTERCATION! ENCOUNTER THE WRATH OF SMAUG THE SAGACIOUS!"
With that Smaug belowed a massive cloud of smog into the air and at EyEhawk. EyeHawk fell of his broomstrick and fell thousand of miles down from the air! As he fell he said "You have bested me. I accept defeet. My real name is Eeyore; and please tell my mother i love her." then he cryed like a little pussy baby.
"Woah O Wise Smaug i didnt know you cloud do that! " said Edward. "You did me a solid'
"Yes indeed I do posses the etherial power of Smog" said Smaug. "But its magicall smog so it does'nt cause pollination."
"Gnarly" said Ed.
Meanwhilst that happened, Ariabele and co were down on a rollercoatset. It was so fun! They were all of them having a great and exellent time. Once they got off the ride, Gandalf looked like he was gonna puke. But Skyflier caresed gadalfs wise sexy face and said "dont worry my sweet, you will be fine as long as i am by your side."
Gandalf smiled. "ey skyFlier, do you want to go to the bathrooms for a while?" he winked "you know, in case I throw up"
SkyFlyer beamed. "I would love to"
"I wonder what they are doing" said Legolas.
"Lol probably going to have S-E-X" siad ariabelle nirvana Abbie LaRue.
"Hey look a tarot card reader"
"Cool let's check it out"
Ariabelle and Legolas went up to the tarot card reader. He had a nametag on that said "Hi My Name Is Aragorn." He was super sexy.
"Hi My name is Aragorn. I am a tarot card reader. Do you want me to do a tarot?
"My name is Legolas, and Yes." said Legolas. "do one for the beautiful lady here. She is my fiancè.
"You are a lucky man Legolas."
"WOAH HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?"
"Um duh I am a psychic" said Aragorn.
"MIND BLOWN XD" said Legolas.
"OK let us get started.
Aragorn shuffled around the cards. He icked one. "My lady you got the quen of hearts. I sense true love in your future."
Ariabelle laughfed. "He ha ha how did you know? I am marrying this hunk Legolas in two days time!"
"A magician never reveals his secretes."
Said Aragorn.
Legolas sighed "I got a text from Skyflyer. He says that him and Gandalf made something of a mess in the bathroom. He says its not vomit."
"Okay go on ahead. Ill get you some funnel cake Honey buns" said Ariaballe.
Once Legolas was gone, Aragrn said to Ariabelle." You know both of our names start with A. That as to mean something."
"What dp you mean?"
"I mean that I want your #. Youre stunning."
"Huh? Number? What do you mean?"
"Are you from Tennesy? Cause youre the only ten I see"
"Stop ! I'm Engaged!"
"You have stunning titties. They are like the mona lisa."
"PERV"
Suddenlyout of the blue sky above swept down a magnificant dragon with an even more magnificant rider. His golden brown hair like freshly baked bread was flipping aboout in the gentle soft breeze and his eyes were so sexy and percant that they could stare right through your soul and he had abody like a body builder. He had a tattoo that said "Ariabelle on his arm"
Upon seeing him Ariabelle has three orgasms. Like really loud ones too.
"LEAVE M'LADY ALONE" said edward hopping daintily off of the dragon's back. Aragorn ran away crying because he was scared by Edward's phfysical prowerss and was also taken by Edward's stunning sexiness. Aragon too himself had also had an orgasm.
Everyone started to clapping because Edward had gotten rid of that fucking pervert.
Edward jumped off of Smaug's back like a gracefull dancer, and did a flip in mid air.
"MON SEUL E VRAI AMOUR JE SUIS VENUE VOUS EMMENER DANS MES BRAS. JE SUIS EDWARD DES FOURCHETTES ET TU DEVEZ M'AIMER!" CRIED Edward in sexy french. (thanks google translate). Then e took out his oboe and started playing seductively. He was sexier than Kenny G!
"omg You're are yhe most beautiful man I've ever met!" said Ariabelle and everyone else.
"And you are even more beautiful than in my dreams." said Edward.
They lept on each other and started having sex on the ground. Everyone started cheering.
Then :egolas came back! With Gandalf and SkyFlyer!
"WHAT IS HAPPENING?" he cried !
TO B CONTINUED
