Chapter 7: Boobies and Christmas=?

-Unknown location-

Emerald looked around while still covered in salad dressing. "Um….where the fuck am I?"

"In your wildest dreams." Summer said in a spooky tone. "Full of killer babies and insane booty eating ghosts, ooooooh."

Emerald paled in horror before backing away while holding her ass tight. "Not the booty eating ghosts!"

Raven deadpanned while slapping the back of Summer's head.

"Ow!"

"Don't go teasing people like that." She said.

"You're no fun." Summer huffed.

Emerald panted while holding her chest before glaring at the others. "...don't tell anyone."

"No promises." remarked Blake.

She looked around and then at the food. "Um, did I ruin your meal?" 'HOW DID I GET HERE!?'

"Yes, with your ass." snickered Nora.

"Hey!" She snapped. "My ass isn't that big!"

"Look!" spoke up Weiss. "It's a long story, but somehow people are getting dropped in this place where we keep watching some alternative videos about us doing stuff that would NEVER happen."

"Like what?" Emerald asked.

"Me and friend Ruby fucking." Penny smiled. "With a cock the size of a sheep."

"What?!"

"And Jaune becoming Yang's real baby." Nora smirked.

Both shivered at that as Raven looked ready to kill again.

"And Nora dating Jaune." Ren countered. "And now you want to date both of us."

"Yep!"

Emerald looked lost as a tv appeared as the words, What if Pyrrha took pills to make her chest bigger? appeared on screen.

"What?!" blushed said girl. "T-That's not true! I'm happy with my body I swear."

"Really?" asked Velvet and Ruby with a raised eyebrow.

"Hey Pyrrha." Nora smiled while holding a box. "Happy birthday."

"It's not my birthday."

"Oh….then happy unbirthday then."

"There is no such thing." deadpanned Ren and Weiss.

"Oh poo!"

She sighed before opening it and saw a glass jar with green pills in it. "Thanks for these….um, pills."

"Wait…." Ren said in shock. "Why do you have MY medicine pills!?"

"I don't, the one on the tv does."

"Do you even know how DANGEROUS they are in your hands!?"

"Hey I didn't know that feeding one to a Grimm would make them explode."

"Well THEY DID!"

Pyrrha sighed before taking the pill and swallowed it. "Huh? Nothing happened."

Nora then saw her chest expand a little. "Maybe you need another dose?"

"Woah! They actually do!" spoke Ruby before looking at Ren. "Hey…"

"No."

"Why!?"

"Because they are temporary and do you know how many calories they have?"

"No." She said before seeing the jar landing in Pyrrha's mouth. "Wow!"

"How many were in there?" Yang asked along with Summer.

"One hundred and eight pills." Ren said with dread.

"Hey…"

"Once again, no."

"My family excels at body enhancements." He sighed. "And it was mostly butt and breast expansion."

Jaune and Emerald looked at Ren in shock. "Wow."

"Just why does your family even make pills like that?" Raven asked with a frown.

"One word, Nora." Ren said pointing to said girl. "That's enough."

Pyrrha sighed before seeing something shocking.

"Nora!" she cried out with a blush while trying to cover her chest and ran into the bathroom. She took off the armor and saw her chest was now an F cup.

"Holy shit!" Ruby yelled out. "They are as big as Blakes!"

"My breasts are not that big." she deadpanned.

"Oh….so it must be Yangs! They are mellon sized!"

"Ruby!"

"Well they are!" She yelled as Summer saw Pyrrha's chest getting bigger and bigger.

"Reminds me of a horror movie." She chuckled. "But it was attack of the killer vagina."

"One of my pornos." muttered Qrow.

"I think that Pyrrha's natural C cup chest is now growing into a size….J cup." Ren said sagely. "That's just an estimation."

"WHAT!?" yelled Pyrrha in shock. "HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!"

"Simple, you ate all my pills." He deadpanned. "Plus it could be worse."

"HOW!?"

"You could have had Jaune in your stomach for nine months, or Nora, or me, or anyone else in this room."

She blushed while trying to cover her face. She then felt the chest stop growing as it was now a...wow! A P cup. 'Someone just make this stop!'

"I don't think even my brother would be found staring at those." deadpanned Raven.

"I beg to differ." smirked Qrow.

'Grr!' Velvet and Ruby thought in annoyance. 'That should've been my chest growing!'

As she looked at her chest with distaste, she didn't notice that Ruby walked into the room.

"Wow….that's huge." she muttered seeing the breasts. 'WAY bigger than Yang's.'

The unbeatable warrior blushed red while feeling very exposed at the moment. 'Just kill me!'

"You know she's right." remarked Emerald.

"Really?" Ruby said. "Because that me might be exaggerating a little."

"I've seen much bigger breasts then your sister." 'And she scares me.'

"...Pyrrha." Ruby said. "Can I touch your chest again?"

"No!"

"But Weiss is doing it." She said pointing to Weiss as she poked her right breast.

"Weiss!"

"Um...I wanted to see if it was...um...soft?"

"I knew Weiss was a closet pervert, I knew it all along."

"N-No I'm not!' Weiss blushed as Penny smirked.

"First pregnant girls now big breasts? What other fetishes do you have in your head I wonder?"

She blushed crimson as Yang noticed that her team were sleeping on Pyrrha's chest.

"Wow….just wow…" She muttered as Raven placed her chest on her head. "Hey!"

"I thought you needed to sleep in your mother's bosom."

"N-No!"

(Next day)

Pyrrha snored while covered in her sheets. As she woke up she felt a little lighter and noticed her chest was normal, well normalish as it was a E cup now. 'Well, it's a lot better than yesterday that's for sure.'

"That is a lot of chicken breasts." Nora smirked. "And looks really tasty too."

"Nora." frowned her team.

"Just saying!"

"Guys, why are you staring?" Yang asked her team with a sweatdrop.

"Because." Ruby said. "We kind of…"

"Think she's a goddess of…"

"Breasts." Weiss concluded with a blush.

"GIRLS!" Pyrrha yelled in embarrassment.

"I swear I'm not like that!" cried out Weiss.

"Then why ARE you thinking I'm a goddess of BREASTS OF ALL THINGS!?"

"It's not me! For Dust sake I'd never say that! Neither would Blake! Ruby maybe, but can you really see me and Blake acting like THAT!?"

"I don't know." She groaned before her chest plate exploded as her now J cup breasts popped out for all to see. "A-A-AAAHHH!"

"Lucky." muttered Summer and Velvet.

"Oh god!" Pyrrha blushed as chanting was heard.

"All hail the goddess of breasts!" Nora called out while wearing a headband with the kanji for breasts on it.

"All hail the goddess of breasts!" Ruby, Blake and Weiss called out.

"I can't hear you!"

"ALL HAIL THE GODDESS OF BREASTS!"

"...are they on something?" asked Emerald. "I'm being serious, were you all on a drug when this was taken?"

"IT NEVER HAPPENED!" snapped Pyrrha in rage.

"Ok ok ok!" she said while seeing the words Emerald and Jaune on screen.

"Wait, me and her now?" spoke Jaune.

"Apparently." Yang said with a shrug. "But who knows, you might make a nice lemon lime soda together."

Both blushed with Pyrrha crossing her arms.

-Outside a village in the middle of nowhere-

Sitting in a makeshift shelter made of sticks and rope is where a small figure laid under some old blankets while it was snowing outside. Inside was a girl with mint green hair, red eyes and wearing a robe that barely covered her body.

It was Christmas Eve and it was suppose to a joyful day, but today, it was different. It was cold and full of sadness. And that was all felt by this girl who shivered from a cool breeze.

Emerald looked at the seen with wide eyes. 'Thats me…..oh god! That's me as a kid!'

Everyone looked between the screen and her.

The figure came closer as the girl started losing her battle against the cold.

"Who...are….y...o...u…." she said horsley before entering the icy embrace of the Ice Queen.

"Oh my god." muttered Blake in horror.

"Y-You're like us!" Nora yelled out before hugging Emerald tightly. "OH GOD!"

"GAH!" groaned Emerald while hearing a crack. "L-Let go of me!"

"Oh sorry!" She said while letting go.

She turned and slowly started to open her eyes and she saw a boy about a year older than her with blond hair, blue eyes and wearing some warm pjs with a symbol of an Arc on it. "Ugh….I'm not little…."

He sighed in relief. "Oh thank goodness, I thought you were going to die. Really scared me to death, well nearly scared me to death."

"Is that…." Velvet said with wide eyes.

"A CHIBI JAUNE!?" Ruby and Pyrrha gushed out with joy.

Jaune blushed and looked away embarrassed.

"Aw that is cute." Summer smiled. "Like the baby pictures of Raven I found in Qrow's diary."

"You what?!"

"Oops~"

He looked at her in surprise. "Oh….um do you know what a human is?"

"Yes."

"Ok, that's good because for a minute I thought you were an alien or something." he chuckled while seeing her just stare at him without any response. "Um it was a joke you know."

"Booo." Yang booed at the joke. "That was bad."

"Wow, you know it's bad when Yang isn't laughing." remarked Ruby in surprise.

Jaune groaned at that.

Jaune noticed and sighed. "Don't worry Emerald, I promise it's not going to hurt you. I swear on my family name."

"I've heard that before."

"About the Arc part or the promise part, if you had a bad incidence with trust I understand and I'll not force it on you." He said while taking a seat next to her.

"I've had people promise stuff to me and then turn their backs on it." she frowned.

Ren looked at Emerald and patted her shoulder. "Trust me, me and Nora can relate."

She frowned and shrugged it off while breaking Nora's hug. "I doubt it."

"Try having a Grimm attack on our village." He said while looking very angry. "When you're a kid too."

"And you can't do anything to stop it." spoke Nora looking away.

There was an unease silence after that as some people that lost everything or had a similar experience had a moment to reflect.

He got up before walking to the kitchen and grabbed a tray of gingerbread cookies in the shape of Santa Claus from the table before walking back and taking a seat. "Here, have one."

"...are they laced in poison?"

"No!"

"Acid."

"No!"

"...glass?"

"No no no! None of those things! Just gingerbread mix, frosting and candy." He said with worry. "Why did you even think that?!"

"I've had people try to poison me after stealing from them and some did it just for kicks."

Everyone turned to Emerald who crossed her arms.

"My life wasn't that bad, this version of me if you can even call it that, just had a worse life in comparison."

"Then why is your eye twitching?" asked Raven while looking at her eyes.

She blinked at that before seeing Jaune hugging her tightly on the tv.

"Aw!" Ruby gushed. "That is so cute!" 'But it should be ME getting hugged!'

'Lucky.' thought Pyrrha.

"Of course, I did need to make dinner for tonight."

"How are you able to know how to cook when you're almost my age?"

"I have good teachers." He blushed. "Plus most of my family…." he looked down. "Don't visit during the holidays."

She felt her heart drop at that. "What? But why?"

"Well they are busy teaching people how to hunt Grimm and it just happens. I'm not upset but it does get lonely after a while." He sighed. "Maybe we could just forget about this and have some dinner?"

Everyone looked at Jaune and blinked.

"What? They are busy." He said while looking a little down for some reason.

"Are they ever home?" asked Yang.

"..." He looked at his feet. "No."

That got him sympathetic looks, except for Raven and Emerald.

The two sat down near the Christmas tree while under a large blanket for warmth. In their hands were leftover cookies that they were going to leave for Santa, under Jaune's suggestion.

"So Santa's not some thief?"

"No, he's a jolly old man that brings children gifts from all over the world while giving coal to bad children." Jaune sweatdropped. "I hope you aren't one Emerald because that would be sad."

Nora snickered at that. "You thought Santa was a thief! Oh Dust that's so silly! Ha ha ha!"

"I was a kid!"

"Still silly."

She felt happy as she opened the gift and saw leather brown revolvers with jungle-green grips, each stored inside their own separate leather casings on a belt. She picked them up and hit a button as long, curved blades held together with chains and looked like sickle kusarigamas. "W-What?!"

"He he, it was supposed to be from my sisters to me but I'm more of a sword kind of guy and I thought you might like it more than me." he chuckled embarrassingly. "Sorry if it's not really cool."

"Um….my sisters never gave me that." Jaune admitted. "They gave me a dress."

That got him snickers from most of the group.

"HEY! It's not funny!" he snapped.

"Yes it is." Raven grinned. "Like Qrow in a skirt."

"Don't start."

"Well good night Emy." He said playfully.

"Emy?"

"Short for Emerald." He said while snuggling close to her. "If that's alright with you."

"Sure Jay." She chuckled. "Good night."

"Lemon lime soda anyone?" Yang asked with a laugh.

"I don't get it." spoke Ruby.

"Look at their hair." She pointed to Jaune and Emerald. "One's yellow and the other is green, and what do you get when you add them to a beverage?"

"...oh! I get it now!"

(Years later)

-Beacon, Mess hall-

It was Christmas again and everyone was excited about the season, well except for Jaune who was looking at the ring he had tied around his neck as momentum.

'Even after these years I haven't forgotten Emy.'

"Wait." Jaune muttered out loud. "So a girl gave me a ring and I kept it….does that mean I got engaged?"

"No, and if you try anything I'll slug you." frowned Emerald.

"So you aren't in Jauney's harem?" asked Nora.

"No!"

"Good because me, Pyrrha, Velvet and Ruby are in it." She grinned like a cat.

"N-No I'm not!" blushed Velvet.

"Keep telling yourself that."

He turned and went wide eyed. "Emy! Wait….it must be someone else because the Emy I know isn't this hot!"

She blushed before slapping him with a frown. "Hey! How many other girls do you know with this color of hair?"

"Ow." Qrow muttered. "That must hurt."

"Amazingly you don't see many others even though we have three redheads here." spoke Ren.

"Hey! I'm a ginger!" Nora snapped.

"Hey guys, mistletoe." chuckled Coco pointing at the plant.

They blushed red before yelling. "COCO!"

"Just kiss." She grinned before everyone in the room cheered as well.

"Kiss."

"Kiss."

"Kiss."

"Kiss."

"Kiss kiss kiss." chanted Ruby.

"Kiss kiss kiss!" Nora chanted as well.

"Kiss kiss kiss!" Summer chanted.

"Kiss kiss kiss and fuck!" Blake yelled out before blushed and turned her head away.

"No!" blushed Jaune and Emerald.

The crowd cheered wildly as they continued to kiss with Jaune finally getting the picture and kissed Emerald with passion.

(Three hours later)

They were STILL kissing as the crowd started to get pissed off, especially when it's 11 o'clock at night!

"Holy crap." Muttered Weiss in surprise. "How could anyone keep that up?"

"Um…..big lungs?" Jaune blushed.

"Like Raven and Qrow?" Summer asked. "They have big lungs and for Raven a big chest."

"Zip it." spoke Raven covering her mouth.

"Mmmm!"

"...want to kiss again?"

"Su-"

"OH GOD NO!" Yelled all the people in the room.

"They read my mind." spoke Qrow.

"AW!" yelled Nora. "I wanted more chocolate and milk kissing!"

"Thank god it's over." sighed Emerald in relief.

That was then the words What if team STRQ got flung into the future? appeared on screen.

ZOOP!

A red portal appeared out of nowhere as a older Taiyang landed on the younger Raven and squashed her with his ass.

"GAH!" Raven cried out in pain. "Get...off!"

He groaned before seeing the tiny Summer, Raven and Qrow along with his daughters. "H-HUH!?"

"Hi dad." Yang and Ruby said in unison.

"Ruby? Yang?" he looked around and got up as he felt a little confused. "What the...where are we?"

"It's a long story."

To be continued