Welcome to chapter 7!! For everyone who still wants to be a host, I'm working on it, I really am. Please be patient, everyone will be put in eventually.

Disclaimer: Wow it sucks to own like nothing. I only own me and the plot.

Hosts

Mitsuki (Heza-chan)

Flower (Flowerpuff)

Mz. D. (mz.demon-inuyasha)

Victims

Naruto, Hinata
Sasuke, Sakura

Neji, Tenten

Ino, Kiba

Shikamaru, Temari

Shino, Gaara

Others I don't feel like putting.

The Naruto gang and Mitsuki enter the truth or dare room.

Mitsuki: Wonder how Flower's doing?

Everyone: Who knows?

Flower: Hi guys!

Everyone except Mitsuki, Gaara, and Shino jump up and hide.

Mitsuki: When'd you get out?! I thought I used my host powers to stop you from getting out?

Flower: Oh, you did. I called Saya and pleaded for her to help me out. With both of our host powers combined, we were able to get out! It was after like seven hours and a real nice nap though! Flower blushed.

Mitsuki: I see…hmmm. You guys know what, one of these days we need to have an in the magic secret room special.

Everyone: Huh?

Mitsuki: You know where we play truth or dare in the magic secret room instead of out here.

Flower: Oh.

Mitsuki: Well, we can decide when we're doing that later. For now, let me introduce our guest host, Mz. D!

Mz. D walks in the room.

Mz. D: Hi guys!! You know who I am, and I will be helping host today!

Naruto gang: Joy.

Mz. D's eyes glow red, and her nails turn into claws, basically what happens when Inuyasha goes full demon. And if you haven't seen Inuyasha you need to see a psychologist.

Mz. D: What?

Naruto gang: YAY! WELCOME MZ. D!!!!

Mz. D: That's better.

Flower: Mz. D. calm.

Mz. D: Sorry. Goes back to normal.

Mitsuki: Okay, let's start!!

Flower: RIGHT!!

Mz. D: The first one is for…Flower and Shino!

Flower: Let me guess. We have to go into the magic secret room?

Mitsuki: Yep!! -

Flower grabs Shino and drags him into the M.S.R.

Mitsuki: Kay, next one is for Shino…darn it we just had to put them in there first.

Mitsuki opens the door to the M.S.R.

Mitsuki: Hey Shino, do you take your sunglasses off when you're in the shower, or do you just leave them on?

Shino: …I take them off…

Mitsuki: Okay! Byes!!

Mitsuki shuts the door.

Mz. D: Next one is for Kakashi!

A cloud of smoke appears and when it clears you can see Kakashi reading his book.

Mz. D: You're late.

Kakashi: I had to help…Kurenai carry some groceries and then Asuma wanted to talk…

Mitsuki: Wow, that excuse is actually sorta believable. I'm scared.

Everyone nods.

Mitsuki: Anyways, Mz. D, what's the dare?

Mz. D: Kakashi you have been dared to take off your mask, and read us the first five pages of Icha Icha Paradise.

Kakashi: I'm not taking off my mask. I refuse.

Mitsuki: But!!

Kakashi: I may later, but not now.

Mz. D: Fine…start reading.

Ten minutes later…

Mitsuki: IT BURNS!!!

Mz. D: I'LL NEVER LOOK AT BOYS THE SAME WAY!!!

Naruto: MY EARS THEY BLEED!!!!!!

Kabuto: It wasn't that bad.

Sasuke: SENSEI REALLY IS A HUGE PERVERT!!!!!

Sakura: YA THINK?!

After another ten minutes of screaming bloody murder.

Kakashi: And Pinocchio turned to Gipetto and smiled. I love you dad! And they all lived happily ever after the end. You guys can wake up from your naps now.

Mitsuki: Oh yeah, were supposed to be playing truth or dare! Let's go people! Mz. D would you do the honors?

Mz. D: But of course!

Mz. D hits a gong and everyone jumps up.

Mitsuki: Thanks!

Mz. D: Yep!!!

Mitsuki: Next one is for…dun dun dun…Shino!! Wow, we have lots for Shino today! Mz. D, if you could get him please!

Mz. D goes and opens the doors to the M.S.R. and Shino and Flower come out.
Flower: Thanks Hal!!

Naruto: Who's Hal?

Mitsuki: Nobody Naruto. Anyways, let's let Flower read this dare!!

Flower: YAY! Okay, Shino you have to wear a bumble bee outfit and run around Konoha making buzzing noises!!

The hosts snap their fingers and Shino is in the bee outfit.

Flower: Bye Shino!!

Shino runs out with Mz. D following with a camera.

Shino: Buzz! Buzz!! BUZZ!!! BUZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: HA!!!!!

Everyone is rolling on the floor laughing until they die. Just kidding, only Sakura dies. Joking!

Sakura: You are mean.
Mitsuki: Get over it or you go next.

Sakura slaps her hands over her mouth.

Flower: Good girl!!

Mitsuki: Anyways, here's the next one, and it is for Naruto!!!!

Naruto: What is it?!

Mitsuki: You have to…

Mitsuki whispers to Naruto what he must do.

Flower: Tenten, restrain Neji.

Neji: O.o What is he going to do to Hinata?

Mitsuki: Who said it was going to be Hinata?
Naruto: You did.

Flower: Why do you even bother, I know, I know.

Mitsuki: Thank you Flower. Now Naruto!

Naruto kisses Hinata, who faints. Neji instantly tries to get up and kill Naruto, but is being restrained by Tenten. Naruto smiles and pulls Hinata onto his lap.

Flower, Mz. D & Mitsuki: SO KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!

Ino: You guys think so many things are kawaii, did you notice that?

Flower: Actually pig, I think that's the first time we yelled so kawaii here.

Mitsuki: Yeah it is.

Gaara: Hn.

Flower: Now Neji, do you really hate Hinata?

Neji: No. She's one of the few Hyuuga's from the main branch that I actually like.

Mitsuki: Cool.

Mz. D and Shino come back in the room.

Shino: Can I have my clothes back now?

Mitsuki: Sure!

Shino grabs his clothes from Flower and goes to the bathroom to change. He changes and comes back out.

Flower: Welcome back!!

Shino: …

Flower: Okay, this one is for…oh not again…

Mitsuki: What?

Flower: Well…

Mz. D: What is it?

Sasuke: I'll read it!!

Hosts: NO!!!

Sasuke: Mitsuki has to put her head in Gaara's lap and HA!!!!!! That's hilarious!!!!!!!!!

Mitsuki turns bright red and faints.

Sasuke: Ha, revenge is awesome.

Mz. D: Well, since she can't really do anything about it…Gaara…we have to accept…she's gonna kill us…

Flower: Oh, and Sasuke, don't worry, we don't plan on chasing you with blind rage till later, but we will be chasing you! Oh and I got a new flamethrower too just for the occasion!

Sasuke: …I'm going to die…

Flower: Not yet.

Mz. D: Now Gaara…umm…you know.

Gaara puts Mitsuki's head on his lap. (And this is not anything perverted for all you freakin perv's out there.)

Flower: I'm gonna regret this…Gaara you have to stroke her hair…

Mz. D: Flower, Mitsuki's gonna kill us all for doing this.

Flower: But it was a dare! She has to!

Mz. D: I guess. Gaara…go ahead.

Gaara starts stroking Mitsuki's hair. A bit of red makes its way to his cheeks. But not a lot I mean, come on, he's Gaara. Gaara doesn't blush.

Sakura & Ino: KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flower: And they said we had problems.

Mz. D: Really.

Flower: Next one is for Ino.

Ino: NOO!!!

Mz. D: Yes!

Flower: You aren't allowed to talk for the rest of the day.

Ino: BUT!

Mz. D: NO BUTS!!!!!!!

The two remaining hosts snap their fingers and Ino can't even open her mouth.

Flower: Ahh, much better!

Sasuke: I actually agree this time.

Sakura: Yeah. Someone must really like all of us except pig girl over there.

Ino walks over and grabs Sakura, and throws her out the window.

Mz. D: You do know this is the fourth floor right?

Ino nods.

Flower: I think we're starting to rub off on her. Cool.

Mz. D: Oh, here's one for Kiba!!

Kiba: NOOO!!! I THOUGHT FOR SURE IF I STAYED QUIET THIS TIME YOU GUYS WOULDN'T PICK ME!!!!!!

Flower: You're not that lucky. Anyways, you have to act like a dog for the rest of the day.

Kiba: Well that's stupid.

Mz. D: Sit Kiba!!

Kiba involuntarily sits.

Kiba: What the heck!!

Flower: I told you had too, I wasn't kidding.

Mz. D: Now, let's go on your walk Kiba-kins!

Mz. D drags Kiba out the door on a leash.

Flower: Well, I'm not good with being alone so…

Mitsuki wakes up and sits up.

Mitsuki: What happened?

Flower: Ummm….you fell asleep?

Mitsuki: Oh, okay!!

Flower: Yep…that's what happened. .

Mitsuki: Something's telling me your lying, but oh well. If your lying I must not want to know! Who's next to be tortured?

Flower: Hinata!!!

Hinata: Hai?

Mitsuki: You have to go steal Kakashi's Icha Icha Paradise books!

Hinata: Umm…ok…

Hinata disappears in a cloud of smoke.

Flower: Now while she's gone, Naruto, do you plan on marrying Hinata?

Naruto & Neji: HUH?!?!?!?!?!

Mitsuki: You heard her!

Naruto: Ummm…someday maybe…I mean we both like each other a whole lot and…

Neji: He will not marry my cousin! I will not be related to him!!!

Naruto: HEY!!!!!!!!!!!

Flower: Don't you two start. Pulls out a flamethrower.

Neji: Never mind.

Flower: Good boy. Puts away flamethrower.

Hinata, Mz. D, and Kiba come back into the room. Hinata puts the books in a pile in the middle of the room.

Mitsuki: Sasuke, were going to be nice and let you burn the books.

The boys all start dancing around the books like Indians.

Sasuke: Gokakyu no jutsu!!

The books burn a bright orange, but then start to burn pink.

Mz. D: Anyone know why the flames are pink?

Everyone: Nope.

The fire dies down, and Hinata gets rid of the ashes. Kakashi runs into the room.

Kakashi: WHERE ARE THEY! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THEM?!

Mitsuki: Well, Naruto's over there, Sasuke's over there, and Sakura fell out a window about twenty-five minutes ago.

Kakashi: That's not what I…she fell out a window?

Flower: Yep!

Kakashi: She fell?

Mz. D: Well, sorta, she had help.

Kakashi: What kinda help?

Mitsuki: Ino threw her out!

Kakashi: Oh. I see. Well, I forget why I came here so I'll leave now.

Mitsuki: Wait!!

Mz. D: We have a dare for you!!

Flower: You have to dye your hair purple!!

Mitsuki: Come with me!!

Mitsuki drags Kakashi into the bathroom.

Flower: I'm worried.

Naruto: Why?

Mz. D: Because Mitsuki's alone in the bathroom with a bottle of hair dye.

Everyone: Oh.

Suddenly all the boys' hair turns purple.

Boys: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flower: This is the reason I was worried.

Mz. D: Yep.

Kakashi and Mitsuki come out of the bathroom, Kakashi's hair is purple.

Kakashi: Okay, my hair is purple, and so is everyone else's. Can you fix this now Mitsuki?

Mitsuki snaps her fingers and all the boys hair including Kakashi's is back to normal.

Kiba: How?! When you made me dye my hair blonde, I tried everything to get it out, and nothing worked!! It was like that for days!

Mitsuki: Well, I never dyed his hair. And I guess when I put the genjutsu on his hair, it affected all the boys. Sorry!

Neji: But why won't you torture Kakashi?

Mitsuki: I would never do something to publicly humiliate my favorite jounin!

Mitsuki glomps Kakashi.

Gaara: …Mitsuki…

Kakashi: Mitsuki, Gaara looks mad.

Mitsuki: Oh?

Everyone looks at Gaara, who is sending out a killer aura. Literally. Mitsuki let's go of Kakashi.

Flower: Gaara, please don't kill Kakashi in his sleep tonight.

Gaara: Hn.

Mitsuki goes and sits beside Gaara and hugs him.

Mitsuki: It's alright now, calm down!

Gaara's killer aura goes away, and Mitsuki goes and stands by Flower.

Kakashi: Okay, every time you and Gaara were near each other, you fainted. Why didn't you this time?

Mitsuki: I just think I'm getting used to it.

Everyone: Oh.
Mitsuki smiles at Gaara who nods at her.

Kabuto: Back off sand boy.

Gaara: Shut up, traitor.

Gaara and Kabuto glare at each other and electricity passes between their foreheads.

Mz. D: Boys, we all know you guys all love us, but could you please not kill each other here?

The boys nod.

Flower: Thank you.

Mitsuki: Okay, we have more for Kashi-kun!!

Kakashi: Why are you calling me Kashi-kun?

Mitsuki: It was a dare. I had to call my favorite jounin by a nickname instead of their real name.

Kakashi: Oh.

Mitsuki: Anyways, Kashi-kun, here's a truth!
Flower: Do you like your team?

Kakashi: Well, they get annoying sometimes, but otherwise yes.

Mz. D: Cool. Do you like Gai or is he just a pain in the tail?

Kakashi: Gai is a fellow jounin and respected.

Lee: I told you all!!

Mitsuki: I'm confused.

Kakashi: Just go with it.

Mitsuki: Okey dokey Kashi-kun!!!

Mz. D: This one is for Sakura!

Flower snaps her fingers and Sakura is back.

Flower: Sakura, are you insane or just hormonal?

Sakura: What kind of a question is that?!

Naruto: My vote goes to insane.

Mitsuki: Mine goes to both.

Shikamaru: Hormonal.

Sakura: Would you shut up!! I'm not insane or hormonal!

A block of ice and a gavel fall on her head.

Mitsuki: HA!!! You're lying!!

Sakura: Fine, I'm hormonal.

Flower: Hey Mitsuki, why did a gavel fall on her head?

Mz. D: Is their a court up there or something?

Mitsuki: No! That's just a souvenir from when I went to court

Sasuke: You went to court?

Kiba: Why'd you go to court?!

Mitsuki: It was a custody issue with my parents.

Everyone: Oh.

Mitsuki: But it was resolved because well, my parents were killed before their was a verdict.

Everyone: Oh.

Flower: It's alright Mitsuki!

Mz. D: Let's keep going!

Mitsuki: Right!

Mz. D: Okay, Kakashi, do you like Sakura?

Kakashi: Of course, she is my student.

Mitsuki: Good. Now, because I feel like annoying Sakura, it's your turn!!

Sakura: Darn it!!

Mitsuki: Who do you like better, Lee, or Naruto?

Sakura: Ummmmm…

Sakura runs over to the window and jumps out.

Flower: You know, you think she would remember that this is the fourth floor.

Mz. D: Yeah really. Okay moving on!!!

Mitsuki: Sasuke, you have to hug your brother and tell him you love him!!
Sasuke: WHAT?! WHY?!?!?!?!

Mitsuki: You know, you think you would already know why.

Sasuke: Does this have to do with me calling you psychotic?

Mitsuki: Yep!! That's correct bird boy!!

Sasuke: Well, I refuse.

Flower: You know, when we chase you later, we could forget to let you live. Just saying.

Sasuke: I hate you!!

Itachi comes in and Sasuke hugs him.

Sasuke: Itachi…I love…the idea of you burning to death!!!

Everyone: O.o

Sasuke lets go of Itachi, who disappears.

Flower: Close enough.

Mz. D: Hey Naruto, if you were an animal, would you be a fox?

Naruto: YEP! That or a vulpes!

Mitsuki: YOU IDIOT THAT IS A FOX!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flower: How do you know?

Mitsuki: I did a report on foxes for my English class.

Everyone: Ohh…

Kakashi: Now can I go?

Mitsuki: Sure Kashi-kun, I'll come with you!!

Kakashi: Alright then, let's go.

Mitsuki & Kakashi leave.

Gaara: Hn.

Temari: Gaara, you should just go follow them before something happens, like you killing all of us.

Gaara: Hn. Leaves to go follow Mitsuki.

Kankarou: Yet he says he doesn't like her.

Flower: Yeah really.

Mz. D: Hey, Temari, you and Shikamaru have to be locked in the magic secret room.

Shikamaru: Troublesome.

Temari: Whatever.

They both walk into the M.S.R.

Mz. D: Okay, well, now that Mitsuki's gone, I say we attack Sasuke!!

Sasuke: Can I have a head start.

Mz. D: You can have a three minute head start!

Sasuke: Really?!

Flower: Eh, three minutes, three seconds, who knows, I'm really bad at math.

Sasuke: AHHHHHHHHHHH

Flower & Mz. D: GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The girls pull out flame throwers and chase him. Everyone else leaves.

Meanwhile in the M.S.R.

Shikamaru: I'll take miso ramen please.

Temari: I'll take chicken ramen.

Hal: Alrighty then! Be right back!

Temari: Guess they really weren't kidding.

Shika: Troublesome.

A card falls on Shikamaru's head.

Shika: Troublesome. Please send in your truths and dares. It's your reviews that keep us going. You can dare anyone even the hosts. Please dare the hosts instead of…

Hal hits him over the head.

Hal: Sorry, Mitsuki told me to hit anyone who said that. Here's your ramen!!

Shika: As I was saying. You can dare anyone. Please use that privlige to its full potential. By the way we locked you guys in good luck.

Temari: Joy…

Shika: Goodbye.

Temari: Who are you saying goodbye to?
Shika: I don't know, the card said to say goodbye.

Temari: Oh. Goodbye then.

Hal: Goodbye!!!