AN: Oh hey you, didn't' see you there. How long has it been, two weeks? Yeah...sorry about that. Wow this is awkward. Speaking of flawless transitions, this is the 'Lesbian Awkwardness' chapter, hope you enjoy. I guess I should apologize for the delay, I admit I have a gaming addiction. Hopefully I can update more often, we'll see.


"Asami, what is this place?"

"What, you've never been to a nightclub before?"

"I've been to bars plenty of times but never night clubs." Korra crossed her arms over her chest and looked over the entrance to the night club nervously. The front of the building looked pretty plain, like the building was originally a warehouse that was converted. About twenty people were standing in line out front while a bouncer stood by the entrance. Omega, the name of the club was written in lights over the entrance. Korra didn't mind going for a drink, but she would rather drink in a quiet place than somewhere public where she can make an ass of herself.

"When the hell did you go to a bar?"

"Back in high school, a long time ago... I don't want to talk about it."

"Okay... Oh! I almost forgot, here's your I.D." Asami dug around in her purse for a few seconds and pulled out two fake I.D's. "I gotta admit, these are pretty good." She gave Korra her I.D. and she took a moment to look it over.

"Seriously Asami? How the hell do you even pronounce that name?"

"What, A'akuluujjusi? It's not that hard Korra."

"Like hell it is! What the fuck kind of name is A'akuluujjusi?"

"It's a watertribe name. It means Goddess or something like that. I had to come up with a name the counterfeiter can put on our I.D's and it just popped into my head."

"How the shit does a name like A'akuluujjusi just pop into your head? Screw this, what's the name on your I.D.?"

"Sumey."

"Pssssh, figures you would pick an easy name for yourself. Let's just get in line and get this over with." Both girls crossed the street to wait in line by the entrance. "You know, if we went to a regular bar we wouldn't be waiting in line right now."

"Yeah and if you wore something sexy like I told you to we would be in the club right now, so blame yourself for wearing normal clothes." Korra crossed her arms and pouted. She definitely felt inadequate standing next to Asami in her low cut dress and high heels. Damn dress even matched her eyes. A couple of minutes later they finally reached the front of the line.

"I.D's." The bouncer took their I.D's and carefully inspected them. "What the hell kind of name is that girl?"

Korra snatched her I.D. back. "It's a family name. You gonna let us in or not?"

"Calm down 'Kulu', we're supposed to be having fun tonight." Asami grabbed Korra's arm in an attempt to calm her down. The bouncer waved them through and they finally made it inside the club. "So 'Kulu," Asami chuckled. "What do you want to do first? They have karaoke rooms set aside over there, and there are dance floors on-"

"Fuck that." Korra interrupted her. "I'm getting drunk, and if you call me 'Kulu one more time I'm going to take this Goddess and shove it so far up your ass you'll be turning water into wine. Now let's go get wasted 'Sumey'."

The girls weaved their way through the crowd and approached the bar counter. When Asami flagged down the bartender he walked over to take their order. "What'll it be, ladies?"

"Fire Whiskey."

"Give me that bottle of 151." Korra pointed at a bottle of rum with a red and white label. The bartender raised an eyebrow at the Avatar's request. Is this girl for real? "You sure about that? Do you have any idea how strong 151 is?"

"Don't care. Now hand it over."

"Don't say I didn't warn you kid." The bartender pushed the girls orders across the table and left to serve another customer after Asami paid for their drinks. Korra grabbed her bottle and bit the flame arrester off with her teeth before she took a swig.

"Well this is about to get interesting." Asami stared at Korra in awe as she took another long swig.

"Yeah, right. The only thing I plan on doing tonight is drinking this bottle, throwing up and passing out. Remind me to never agree on a 'girls night out' ever again."

"Whatever you say Korra."


"Well fuck you too sun..." Korra opened her eyes the next morning and immediately shut them as an explosion of pain went off behind her eyes. The fact that the sun was beaming directly into her face didn't help her hangover at all. "Why do I always forget the hangover part? Jesus Christ I'm never drinking again, I feel like I'm going to die here!" Korra flipped over so she was facing away from the sun and smothered her face into her pillow.

"God this pillow is fucking comfortable. Must be one of those memory foam pillows." Korra didn't know when the hell she got a new pillow but she didn't dwell on it. She hugged the pillow tighter and let out a sigh of contentment. "Kinda wish my pillow would stop breathing though."

...

...

...Wait...

Korra felt the gears of her hung-over mind slowly put the pieces together before she realized that this was not a pillow she was snuggling into. She opened one eye warily to scope out her surroundings. Instead of the plain white cloth of her pillow, Korra was met with a foggy view of pale skin and a medium sized mound that closely resembled a bre-

"NononononoNONONO! Too late..." The image was already burned into her mind and there was nothing she could do about it. She tried to jump out of bed but an arm snaked around her waist, pinning her to the bed. Another arm wrapped around her shoulders, trapping her face between Them.

"Look who's finally up." Asami grumbled. "You must have one hell of a hangover right now."

"MMWAT DA FUMMPH AMAMMI?!"

"Oh, sorry about that." Asami released Korra and she tumbled out of the bed. Korra quickly scrambled to her feet before she pointed an accusatory finger at Asami.

"I said What the FUCK Asami? Why are you here and why are you naked?"

"Hey I'm not the only one naked here. You know, you're really adorable when you're angry."

"Stop trying to change the subject. Why the hell are you naked in my bed?"

"Hey. You're the one who invited me here."

"WHY DOES THIS SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME! IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE LIKES TO PUT ME IN THESE SITUATIONS TO FUCK WITH ME! Who am I going to wake up in bed with tomorrow?! A fucking Pig-Chicken?! Seriously why the fu...are...are you staring at my tits?"

"..."

"ASAMI! STOP EYE RAPING ME!"

"...You say something?"

"FOR FUCK'S SAKE ASAMI!"

"What? How can I not stare when all of you is just hanging out right in front of me?"

"Fuck you Asami."

"You ready for another round then?"

"GAH!" Korra grabbed fistfuls of her hair and pulled on it in frustration.

"KOOOOORRRAAAAAA! DADDY WANTS YOU TO GET OUT OF BED!"

"Oh shit!" Korra cursed. Asami covered herself up with the blanket as Korra grabbed a pillow, her real one, off of the bed and covered her body with it. Two seconds later her door was yanked open by Ikki.

"DADDY SAID YOU'RE LATE FOR AIRBENDING TRAIN-OOOOH ARE YOU PLAYING NAKED SLEEPOVER?! MOMMY AND DADDY LIKE TO PLAY THAT GAME TOO! EXCEPT MOMMY'S ON TOP OF DADDY AND THEY LIKE TO MAKE SPOOKY GHOST NOISES LIKE 'OOOOHHH' AND 'AAAAAAHH'! DO-YOU-MAKE-GHOST-NOISES-WHEN-YOU-PLAY-NAKED-SLEEPOVER-TOO?!"

Korra pinched the bridge of her nose. The hangover was starting to take a toll on her, and the hyperactive airbender wasn't helping at all. "Not now Ikki. Please get out."

"BUT YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!"

"Ikki, Out." She sternly pointed at the door, making sure she didn't accidentally let go of the pillow covering her. Ikki pouted at Korra, but followed the teen's instructions and promptly left the room. When Ikki closed the door behind her, Korra sat cross-legged on the ground and sat the pillow in her lap so it was still covering her body. She put her head in her hands and let out a long sigh. She knew she wasn't going to like the answers to her next question.

"Asami...what happened last night?"

"You really don't remember?"

"No Asami. That's why I'm asking. I would like to know how we went from enjoying drinks at the bar to lezzing out in my bedroom. Just start from the beginning."

"Alright then." Asami let the blanket drop and got comfortable by laying on her side, propping her head up with her fist. "Well after you had a few swigs of your drink, you got a little...emotional."


"Oh God Asami, it was terrible!" Korra bawled. "Do you have any idea how terrible it was to be stuck in that fucking high school for 20 years? It was hell. Heeell. Nothing but shitty music on the radio everyday, fucking annoying ass teachers and motherfucking homework!"

"Korra what are you even talking about?"

"...I-I can't believe I killed her. Marilyn Suzuki. I just snapped her neck with no hesitation whatsoever. And you know what?" Korra burped and took another swig. "It felt good. Really good. I don't think I was ever aroused as much as I was when her body went limp. Watching her silver hair get dirty from the gutter, seeing the light fade from her purple eyes...the entire experience was downright orgasmic." Korra flashed Asami a predatory grin.

"...You're starting to scare me Korra."

"Hey did you know I fucked Mako?" She laughed. "He was totally bad at it!"

"..."


"Yeah...that sounds like something I would do, What else happened?"

"After that we danced for a bit. Needless to say that didn't turn out well." Korra massaged her temples.

"What did I do?"

"You got into a fight with some random girl."


"HEEEEY BETCH! YER FUCKIN' DEAD!" Korra pointed her rum hand at a random girl in the crowd and stalked towards her.

"You talking to me?" Korra turned her head left and right, looking over the other people on the dance floor.

"WELL I DON' SEE ANY UDDER SKINNY, BIG-HEADED BITCHES IN HERR SO YEAH I'M TALKIN' TO YOU!"

"Jesus Christ Korra, she didn't even do anything to you."

"I don't even know you lady."

"SHUDA FUUUUCK UP! YOU FUCKIN' TOTSIE ROOL POP IN A SKIRT! HOWMAN' LICKS'IT GONNA TAKE FER ME TO KICK YER ASS?"

"KORRA SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU!"

"DA FUCK SHE DID SALAMI! SHE TOOK MYRUM!"

"IT'S IN YOUR HAND YOU CRAZY BITCH!"

"Really?" Korra lifted her drinking hand and finally realized her bottle was there the whole time. "Well, YOU WER PERBABY DINKING IT! I'LL CUT JOO SKANK!" Korra smacked her rum bottle against a support beam. When the bottle didn't break, she slammed it against the beam again, with the same result. "Hole dup. I'll cut joo ina secon'." Korra smacked the bottle against the beam a few more times, but once again the bottle refused to break. Korra's drunken mind deduced that the bottle was fucking indestructible so she bent some rum out of her bottle and tried to freeze it instead.

"Hwat the hell 'Alami? It won't freeze" Asami slapped her forehead and dragged it across her face.

"Alcohol doesn't freeze you moron."

"Wellll, give me a knife Atari. Thess skank needs t'be cut."

"Korra she left a long time ago."

"Okie Doke." To Asami's surprise Korra was totally fine with that. "Wanna keep danshin?"

"I-I think that's enough for now."


"I really tried to shank someone?"

"Yes, and you were very unsuccessful at it. After I convince the bouncer not to throw us out on our asses. We went into one of the Karaoke rooms, hoping you would simmer down a bit."


"~Hello? Izit me yer lookin' fer? I can zee it in yer eyes, I can see it inyer smile, Yer all I eva wanted, An' my arms are oooopen wide~" Korra was laying on the coffee table, microphone in hand, baring her soul to her audience of one. "~Cuz joo know jus' hwat to say, An' joo know jus hwat to do, An I want'to tell you soo much,~" Korra dropped the microphone and let it roll off the edge of the coffee table.

"~I love you.~" She whispered. The Avatar tried to hold back her tears, but failed miserably. She rolled off of the coffee table and started bawling on the floor. Asami leaned forward on the couch and stared at Korra over the edge of the coffee table.

"Um...Korra? You alright?"

"It's jus so SA-AA-AAD 'Sami. Who hurt Lionel Ricky?"

"It's just a song Korra."

"WHO BROKE YER HEART LINEL!"

"Aren't you going to get up Korra?"

"Nuooo! I'm too sad." Asami was about to say something else but a knock at the door interrupted her. She left Korra on the floor and went to answer it. It was the waitress with Asami's order of Nachos.

"Thank you." Asami grabbed the plate and tipped the waitress. "Keep the change." Asami closed the door and set the plate down on the coffee table. "Hey Korra, guess what?"

"Leave me alone 'Sami. I'm so sad I can die." Korra whispered.

"The nachos are here."

"...Really?"

"Yeah, Really. How about you get up and eat while I pick the next song?"

"Okay." Just like a rubber band, Korra snapped out of her sour mood and sat up to eat some nachos.

"Hey Korra what song should-"

"OH MY GOD! ASAMI! OH MY GOD!" Korra grabbed a fistful of nachos and stuffed her face in it. "ASAMI. ASAMI. OH MY GOD. ASAMI. OH. MY. GOD. ASAMI. HOLY SHiiiT THESE NACHOS ARE DElishOUS!"

"Hey save some for me won't you?"

"I COULD HAVE SEX WIT DEEZ NACHOS RIGHT NOW ASAMI! IZ SO GOOD!"

"Whatever, I'll just order my own nachos then."

"MMMMM...oh yeah...right there...yer soo good..."

"What are you-FUCKING SHIT KORRA!"

"What? I told-I told ya I was goin' have sex with deez nachos. Den sex happened. Why are you surpriz?" She ignored Asami's look of horror as she continued to smother the cheese and jalapenos all over her neck and the front of her shirt. Before she could smear the cheese any lower Asami grabbed her hand and stopped her.

"God it's like babysitting a horny five year old. Why the hell did I let you order the rum?" Asami pulled Korra to her feet. "C'mon let's go to the restroom and clean you up."


"Okay, you already established the fact that I tend to act a little extreme when I have a liter of 151 in me. So when did the gay happen?"

"Is it really necessary to be so blunt, Korra?"

"Fine. When did my drunken ass decide that she wanted to have sexual intercourse with another woman?"

"When I was cleaning you off in the restroom."


"Hold still." Asami was scrubbing the front of Korra's shirt with a paper towel. She had been at it for ten minutes and she wasn't very successful at getting the stains out. "What was I thinking? Taking you here was a bad idea."

"Doon't say that, Asami. It was fun. I had fun. Yeah." Now that her bottle of 151 was gone, Korra was starting to sober up a little, but she still had a way to go. "Don't be mad 'Sami. Iz my fault I ruined everything. Loo'kat me." Korra stared at herself in the mirror. Her hair was messed up, she had tear stains on her cheeks and he neck and shirt were covered in nacho cheese. "I look hideous."

"C'mon Korra, you're not hideous. You're beautiful." Asami threw away the dirty paper towel and wet another one. She turned Korra around and started to wipe the cheese off of her face. "You are a strong person who doesn't take crap from anyone. You're not afraid to be yourself around other people and I admire you for that." She reached out to wipe off Korra's neck but a hand stopped her.

"You really dink that?" She slurred. Her eyes were bloodshot and she could barely stand, but Asami has never seen Korra look as serious as she did in that moment.

"Yeah.." She nodded. "I really think that."

Before Asami could react, Korra pushed her against the wall of the bathroom and pinned her there with a kiss. Asami knew Korra was drunk and would definitely regret her actions the next morning. But she also knew that this would probably be the only chance she would ever have with Korra, so she swallowed her guilt. Asami wrapped her arms around Korra's waist and returned the kiss.


"Okay I'm gonna stop you there. I can figure the rest out."

"Yeah the rest was kind of a blur to me too. One thing I gotta say though is that you were definitely right about the nachos being delicious."

"Why would you even point that out?"

"Wait for it..." It took Korra a few seconds to realize what she was hinting at. When it finally clicked, Korra's ears started to burn in embarrassment as she tried to shake the mental pictures of her and Asami doing terrible things with food out of her head.

"God I think I'm going to throw up." She started to massage her temples again the relieve the pain.

"Korra...are we going to be okay?" Korra couldn't work up the courage to look Asami in the eyes.

"Asami, I really don't know what we are right now. This whole situation is a little overwhelming."

"Are you mad at me?"

"Christ, I don't know. I think it's best if you just leave for now. I want to be alone for a bit." Korra stared at the floor in silence as Asami gathered her clothes and put them on. After Asami left it took Korra another ten minutes before she worked up the energy to get off of the floor and get dressed herself. When she walked into the kitchen, Tenzin was there waiting for her.

"Mornin' Tenzin. Is Asami still here?"

"It's afternoon Korra and she already left."

"Alright then." Korra pulled a glass out of the cabinet and filled it up with water from the sink. when she sat down, Tenzin took the seat across from her.

"Korra, we need to talk."

"About what." Tenzin took a moment to compose himself before he continued.

"Korra, I know that you are a young woman and you're capable of making decisions by yourself. I also know I have no say in any of your relationships and if you decide that you want to see another woman, than I won't judge you."

"Wait, what?"

"But you have to realize that you are the Avatar and the whole city is watching you, you need to learn to keep your private affairs priv-"

"Hold up Tenzin. What makes you think that I'm dating another woman?"

"Well for one, Asami just walked out of your room. And there's this as well." Tenzin pulled out the morning paper and handed it to Korra. When Korra looked at the Bold words and the picture taking up half of the front page, she let out a curse.

"Fuck Shit Bitch GOD DAMMIT!" There was a giant, color picture of Asami pinning Korra to the side wall of the night club. The newspaper got an amazing angle of Korra feeling the other girl up while Asami was licking Nacho cheese off of her neck. "Avatar Korra: Bender of More than the Elements?" was written in large print over the picture.

So much for keeping things on the down-low.

"Well no one can accuse The Republic City Times of falling behind on the latest news stories. Their reporters are surprisingly competent."

"Shut up, Tenzin."

"I warned you when you first got here that the whole city would be watching you. Take this experience as an important lesson and learn to keep your personal matters to yourself."

"So Tenzin, is it true that Pema likes to top?"

"...I'll be quiet now."


"Wow, you look like shit."

"Not now Lin." Korra was hunched over a bowl on noodles, hoping no one would notice her sitting in the corner of Narook's. Ever since the story about her and Asami got out last week, the reporters have been relentless.

"Are you going to invite me to sit or what?"

"You sure you want that? There might be stories in the paper tomorrow letting the whole world know that I'm fucking the Chief of Police."

"You think I give a damn about what the papers write about me?" Lin pulled a chair out and sat down opposite the Avatar. "That bad huh?"

"A forty year old man offered me 500 Yuans if I gave him a picture of me and my 'girlfriend' showering together."

"Ouch."

"What do you want Lin?" Korra really wanted Lin to get to the point so she can eat her lukewarm noodles in peace.

"Look I know we haven't gotten along in the past." Lin crossed her arms and leaned back in her chair. "But I know how difficult things can be for someone who just came out of the closet. So I just wanted to let you know that if you needed any help, you can always come to me."

Korra studied Lin for a second. "Huh."

"Huh what?"

"Oh nothing. It's just that I never pegged you for the type is all. But it kinda makes sense now that I think about it."

"Well you never figured it out until now because I know better than to go around, dry-humping people in alleyways."

"Okay, I deserved that. Are you going to leave me alone now?"

"You want my help or not, kid?"

"That really won't be necessary." Korra twirled her cold noodles around her chopsticks. "I'm not a lesbian. The whole thing happened because I thought it would be fun to drink a whole bottle of 151."

"How the hell did you even get into that club anyway?"

"Fake I.D." Lin held out her hand. "What?"

"Hand it over."

"C'mon Lin.."

"I could just take you down to the station."

"Fine, be that way." Korra fished the I.D. out of her pocket and tossed it across the table. Lin picked it up and studied it. Korra watched her eyes widen when she read the name written on the I.D.

"Don't ask."

"Whatever you say. I saw your little friend the other day and she looked like shit too. Have you even talked to her since it happened?" Korra shook her head. "You really should. She probably thinks you hate her."

"I want to, but it's just so awkward..."

"Listen up kid. I've been around the block a few times and one thing I learned is that real friends are hard to come by. You shouldn't let lesbian awkwardness get in the way of that, or you'll regret it."

"Fine, I'll talk to her. You gonna lecture me on any other subjects now?"

"Nah, I'll save that for the next time you fuck up. Enjoy your meal." Lin stood up and left Korra alone in the restaurant, glaring coldly at the small audience that gathered since she sat down to talk to the Avatar.

Korra finished her noodles and threw a few yuans on the table to pay for the meal. She needed to find a payphone fast and take care of business.


"Oh hey, Asami, glad you could, well, make it." Korra got off of the park bench to greet her.

"Hey Korra." Asami held out her arms for a hug the same time Korra held her hand out for a handshake. When Korra's hand bumped into Asami's stomach they just fidgeted until Korra's arms when up for a hug and Asami held out her hand instead. Both girls quickly realized that this wasn't going to work so they dropped the greeting altogether and just stared at each other awkwardly.

"Okay, this is really weird." Korra rubbed the back of her neck nervously. She really wish she had a drink right now, but she remembered that drinking had gotten herself in this mess in the first place, so she pushed the thought from her mind. "We should probably sit." Both girls took their seat and gazed at the pond for a minute while Korra gathered her thoughts.

"It's been a while since we've seen each other. How are you doing Asami?"

"I can't stop thinking about you Korra."

"Um..." Way to elevate small talk to medium talk, Asami. "I really have no response to that."

"I've been feeling this way for a while. It was just eating away at me. A few weeks back I made a couple of friends while I was at the bar. We were just talking over drinks when the subject of you came up."

"Asami, I don't know why you're telling me this."

"Let me finish. I don't know how but I let it slip that I had a crush on you. They seemed really happy to hear that so they convinced me to get closer to you. They thought I really had a chance at it. And believe it or not, they came up with a nickname for us."

"Oh for fuck's sake Asami..." Korra should have known. The fangirls had gotten to her friend. "Let me guess, Korrasami?"

"Well, yeah. How did you know?"

"Asami, those girls aren't your friends. They're crazy fangirls who write porn about me."

"...Really? I should hit them up for porn sometimes."

"You're not making me feel any better about this. Can we please get back on topic now?"

"Sure."

"Good. You know Asami, I don't know why, but what you said to me at the club was probably the most sincere thing anyone has ever said to me. That's probably why I went gay for you for a few hours. I do like you a lot, just not in that way. I know there really is no excuse for me leading you on like that and I'm just hoping you will forgive me someday and we can go back to being friends. So...what do you say?"

"Eh I don't know...it's going to be pretty hard for me to get over you."

"Why?"

"Well you are a very generous lover Korra. I could barely feel my legs when we were done."

"Oh God..."

"And your tongue is Amazing. You would make a wonderful Lesbian, Korra."

"Please stop."

"Alright, alright. We can still be friends."

"Good." Korra stood up and stretched her arms over her head. "Because I'm tired of talking about my feelings, it just ain't natural. I need to fight someone to balance it out now." Asami stood up as well and mimicked Korra's pose.

"I'm glad we cleared the air too. You heading out now?"

"Yeah, I had Tenzin arrange a press conference tomorrow morning so I better turn in early."

"I'll see you tomorrow then."

"Bye Asami."


"Good morning Republic City. I'm glad you can make it." Korra paused as she waited for the crowd of reporters to quiet down. "All of you are probably wondering why I called you here today. Due to recent events, I feel the need to tell the city exactly what kind of person I am, so I will just start with the basics. My name is Korra, I am the daughter of Tonraq and Senna of the Southern Water tribe. I was born March 14, 153 and when I was four, I learned I was the Avatar."

"AVATAR KORRA! AVATAR KORRA!" A reporter interrupted her.

"Yes, what is it?"

"Republic City, already knows about where you were born and the fact that you are the Avatar. So why did you call us here."

"Like I said. I wanted to tell Republic City about myself. Now that we covered the basics, I would like to tell you a few things that some people probably don't know about me. One of my favorite Hobbies is reading comic books and my favorite comic series ever is The Blue Spirit. My favorite food is Nachos and I am Allergic to Onions. There are many things I like and dislike. However," Korra took a second to pause and look over the crowd. "Like every other heterosexual female with a healthy sex drive, I am a huge fan of Penis." The only sound that could be heard in the area was the slapping sound of Tenzin hitting his forehead with the palm of his hand.

"Dick, Johnson, Shlong, etc. There are many names that people like to give to the penis. Penises also come in all shapes and sizes. You have your long ones, short ones, vein-y ones. You have your narrow penises, your straight ones, some curve to the side a bit, you have the growers and some penises are as thick as soda cans. And like every other heterosexual female I have preferences."

"For example, I am a big fan of the, well, big penises. I really don't have a preference when it comes to length, as long as it has a nice thickness." Korra paused and bit her lower lip a bit. "Then I am perfectly happy. There are also dicks that I really don't care for. The small, narrow sickly looking penises with small shriveled up balls are the ones that I simply don't like. Now I'm not going to go into detail about the bad penises by mentioning the names of any pro-bending captains who's team mascot is a Fire Ferret, I'm just trying to point out what kind of dick I like to see on my sexual partners."

"Tenzin, are we really going to let her continue?" Tarrlok whispered.

"The iceberg has already ripped a hole in the ship Tarrlok, the only thing we can do now is watch it sink."

"AVATAR KORRA!"

"Yes, Ma'am."

"Why do you feel the need to describe what kind of penis you prefer?"

"That is an excellent question. I had to do this because the city is convinced that I am a fan of Vagina. I am not going to lie to you. I did have sexual relations with a Miss Asami Sato. It only happened once while I was under the influence of alcohol. Since then, I have been harassed constantly and I wanted to put an end to it. It is regretful that I had to set things straight in such a public manner but it had to be done. People, I am not a Lesbian. It only happened once, and I'm pretty sure half of the women here have had similar experiences in the past and the other half are nothing but prudes. I got drunk, and I had sex with another woman, you guys need to shut up about the whole thing and deal with it."

"Avatar Korra! What about your relationship with Asami Sato?"

"Strictly platonic. Now that we have that out of the way, I have another announcement to make. Due to the stress of recent events, I will be taking a temporary leave of absence. Quite frankly, this whole city is fucking nuts and every single one of you has driven me to drinking. I realize now that I am an alcoholic, so I will be leaving tomorrow morning and admitting myself into a rehabilitation center that will not be named to recover. Even though I am the Avatar, who faces the tough task of bringing balance to the world, people tend to forget that I am human and therefore, imperfect. I have made many mistakes and now I'm trying my hardest to redeem myself, so I can become the Avatar that Republic City truly deserves. All I ask is for you to please respect my privacy and wish me luck on my road to recovery. That is all."


AN: Well that's it for this chapter, I hope you enjoyed it. Once again sorry for the delay. I could have just had Korra react very violently to the whole situation, but I felt like I would be offending any LGBT supporters who happened to read my fic, so I had Korra deal with the whole thing in a different way. And if anything offensive did slip through my radar, then I apologize.

One thing I would like to point out. I know that a lot of people have this story on their story alert list, but only a few people have me on their author alert list, so some of you probably didn't realize that I published a Korra/Aang oneshot a few days ago. if you are one of the people who missed it, go ahead and click on my profile and read 'Koraang? How does that even work' and let me know what you think. As usual let me know what you think in a review and leave any suggestions you have, I read them all.

Next chapter: Korra returns from her vacation. Rehab. I meant rehab.