This one is somewhat old, somewhat recent. It's also one of my favorites xD I had fun writing it.
Pairings: None, really.
Robyn's Prank
It was a beautiful summer day. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, the grass was green…
… And Robyn was bored.
She stared up at the clear blue sky and emitting an exasperated sigh. It had been pretty quiet all day. Eggman was most likely planning his next attack in his secret base, wherever that was. Sonic and Shadow were racing each other, and only Chaos could tell what the others were up to.
The grey fox sat up just in time to see Zoey walk out of the house. "Hi, Zoe."
"You look bored," was Zoey's greeting.
"Thanks for pointing out the obvious," Robyn said irritably.
"Sorry." Zoey came and sat beside her. "What do you want to do?"
"…I want to prank Sonic and Shadow," Robyn said suddenly.
Zoey blinked. "That was fast."
"Sonic promised me that he would hang out with me today, and then he ran off to race Shadow. So..."
"Lil Speedster. He can never stay down," Zoey sighed.
Robyn turned to her. "Will you help me with my prank?"
"Um… I kind of have things to do…"
"Pleeeeeeeeease, Zoey? You're the Queen of Pranks and Dares. I need a good one to scar them for life," Robyn pleaded.
Zoey grinned. "All right. And I do have one in mind…"
She leaned over and began whispering in Robyn's ear. The grey fox nodded several times and her eyes widened a little. Once Zoey was finished, Robyn was grinning mischievously.
"I like it… this will definitely scar them for life," she said with a grin.
-XxXxX-
Sonic growled as he stormed back towards the mansion. "Cheater."
Shadow smirked. "Face it, Faker. You aren't the fastest thing alive."
"You cheated."
Shadow rolled his eyes as he followed Sonic into the front yard. There, they found Robyn standing by the porch. "Hey, Robyn."
"Finally, you're back. Listen, I need some help with something," she said.
Sonic raised an eyebrow. "With what?"
"Zoey will tell you. Sonic, wait here. Shadow, come with me," Robyn commanded.
Shadow raised an eyebrow at Sonic. The blue hedgehog shrugged. Shadow rolled his eyes again before following the grey fox inside.
Once they were inside, Robyn turned to him. Shadow studied her very quizzically. "Okay. What do you want?"
Robyn smiled a little. "Sorry about this, Shads… but…"
She paused as she whipped out the Knock-Out Ray that Tails had made. "I have to do something to you."
Before the ebony hedgehog could react, the grey fox fired a white beam at him. He hit the ground in unconsciousness within seconds.
-XxXxX-
Sonic looked up and smiled as Zoey came out of the mansion. "Hi, Zoe."
Zoey grinned. "Hi, Speedster. Robyn told me to give you something…"
She whipped out the Knock-Out Ray. Sonic immediately took a step back, eyes widening. "W… What are you doing…?"
"Sorry, Sonikku," Zoey cooed. "But it has to be done."
She fired the white beam, and he fell into unconsciousness too.
-XxXxX-
Shadow fought his way to the surface. He was consumed by darkness. Naturally, he was annoyed. Robyn was going to get it.
He finally opened his eyes to see Robyn sitting on the bed, smiling. "Urgh…"
"Heeeeeeeeeey, sleepy head! That took you a while," she beamed.
"You're dead, Robyn," Shadow growled.
He tried to move towards her. However, he couldn't move. He looked down to see that he had been tied up. "What the?"
"Sorry, Shads. I can't have you killing me," Robyn said.
"I am going to kill you unless you tell me what it is that you're doing!" Shadow growled.
Robyn smiled innocently again. She stood up, walked over to him, and blindfolded him. "It'll be clear in a few minutes. Right now, I need you to work with me."
"Okay…"
He felt her gentle hands untie the rope after a few seconds. He immediately stood up. Her hands suddenly became firm. "Stay still."
A few seconds passed. Then he felt Robyn lift his left foot up and slide it into something soft- pants, maybe? "What the hell-"
"Shh," Robyn's voice soothed. "You have to trust me."
He grumbled something incoherent as she slid his other foot into the soft, velvet-like clothing. A few more seconds passed, and he felt her set straps on his shoulders. He felt his cheeks darken a little at the humiliation of being dressed like a doll. Robyn chuckled lightly as she lifted his arms and set something on his head. Something fell over his face. His nose twitched as it gently brushed against whatever it was.
Finally, he heard her take a step back. "And… voila! You are done!"
"Can I take the blindfold off now?" Shadow griped.
"Nope. I can't let you see yourself yet."
Shadow growled again. Robyn laughed as she grabbed his hand and began pulling him out of the room.
-XxXxX-
Meanwhile, Zoey was not having much luck on her end. Sonic kept squirming and moaning as she tried to dress him. "Zoey... what are you doing?"
"Dressing you, dope. Now shut up," Zoey commanded curtly as she tightened the belt around his waist.
He grumbled something as she lifted his arms and pulled a shirt over his head. Then she slid the coat on top of it, stepped back, and whistled. "Nice."
"Can I look now?" Sonic whined.
"Nope. C'mon."
She grabbed his hand and began pulling him into the hallway. As she did, she chuckled. "You're in for the surprise of your life…"
-XxXxX-
Robyn grinned as Zoey dragged Sonic down the stairs. "Is he ready?"
"To an extent," her red-furred sister replied.
"Robyn, what is going on?" Sonic whined.
"You'll see. Geez, you're impatient," Robyn sighed as she went to retrieve Shadow.
Zoey pulled Sonic over to the front door and positioned him. "Okay… stay still, Sonic. I'll be right back."
She paused, and then leaned over. "Whatever you do, don't say anything."
She turned on her heel and headed towards the kitchen. She found Robyn fussing over Shadow. The red fox had to pinch herself to contain her laughter at the sight of the ebony hedgehog. "We ready?"
"Yep. Oh, and Shadow? Don't say anything until we say you can," Robyn said sweetly.
He mumbled something. Robyn ignored it and turned to Zoey. "Let's do it."
Zoey nodded. She turned on her heel and headed back to Sonic. She whispered something in his ear, and he nodded reluctantly. Then Robyn dragged Shadow over to them and positioned him on the left side of Sonic. Zoey moved Sonic's left arm and made it look like he had his arm around Shadow.
"Okay, you two. We're going to take the blindfolds off, and you have to look straight ahead. Do not move your head. Just look at me and smile," Robyn said.
The two hedgehogs nodded. Robyn grinned at Zoey before going over to Shadow while Zoey went to Sonic. "One… two… THREE!"
Together, they whipped the blindfolds off. Both hedgehogs obeyed and looked straight ahead. Zoey took several steps back and took a couple of pictures. "There!"
She looked at them and whistled. "You guys look so cute together!"
She walked over to them and showed them the pictures. Their eyes nearly bugged out of their skulls. Then, very slowly, they turned to face each other…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH!" Sonic and Shadow screamed, jumping back from each other.
Sonic looked at Shadow with wide emerald eyes. His ebony rival was wearing a silk wedding dress with diamonds all over it. The veil had flowers designed on it, trimmed in pink. The bottom of the dress and the straps were accented with lace and ruffles. Shadow, on the other hand, was looking at Sonic with wide ruby eyes. His blue counterpart was wearing a black and white striped tuxedo with a red rose embedded in it. He also wore black dress shoes on his feet instead of his regular shoes.
"What is the meaning of this?" Shadow growled as he turned to Zoey and Robyn.
Zoey smirked. "You two got pranked by your sweet little bird here… and I've got the cover for our Christmas card this year."
The two hedgehogs turned their gazes to Robyn. Robyn smiled quite devilishly. "Boredom dominates."
"YOU ARE SO DEAD!" Sonic and Shadow yelled.
Robyn looked at Zoey. "Run."
Her red sister nodded. They turned on their heels and bolted for the back door. Sonic and Shadow tried to follow, but found that they could not go at break-neck speed. They looked down and yelped in surprise- Sonic was wearing the dress shoes and Shadow was wearing white high heels!
"YOU CHANGED OUR SHOES?" Sonic yelped.
Zoey grinned. "Oh, yeah."
Shadow looked at Sonic. "Let's get them."
Sonic nodded. The two hedgehogs yanked their shoes off and chased after the two sisters. For a while, there was only feminine laughter and male growling piercing the air…
THE END
