Late that night Hero and Shettiah were hanging around in the common room. Remus was just walking from the boy's dorm to the common room when he was Shettiah shove Hero. He started walking towards them if he had to break up a fight. Hero was him approach and turned to him.

"Remus, Tia shoved me!" She mock complained.

"I didn't shove you!" Tia defended herself. "I gently guided you with my hands."

"Wow that's the nicest way I have ever heard that stated." Remus told Shettiah.

"If you don't stay out of this then I will gently tap your face with my hand." She replied angrily.

"What am I suppose to stay out of?" He asked Hero.

"Let's just say it involves a certain Mr. Black."

He grimaced. "This can't be good. I think I should stay out of this. Night." He gave Hero a quick kiss on the cheek before leaving for his dorm

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Hero was slathering her waffle with whip cream when Tia finally managed to get her attention by pouring syrup on her waffle and effectively making the whip cream melt. Hero stuck her lips out and pouted like a kid. On the whole she looked pathetic.

"Don't look at me like that!"

"But you ruined my waffles!" Hero said trying to get her point across but didn't sound very convincing since she was two-thirds asleep.

Shettiah rolled her eyes at Hero and shook her head. "They taste better that was, trust me. If you don't like it then you can always get your boyfriend to get you another one. He would do anything for you. You have his so whipped he would jump off a cliff in a heartbeat if you asked him to."

"Would not!" hero said trying to stay awake and barely managing to do so.

"Um hm. I believe you." She said sarcastically. "Anyway getting back to the whole reason that I ruined your perfect waffles. Who is that guy who keeps on staring at us?"

"I dunno some Hufflepuff, and he's not staring at us." Hero said with a yawn.

"He totally is! Don't you see his eyes are looking straight at us and they aren't moving?"

"He is not staring. He's glaring."

Tia smacked her forehead. "Love you too." She said in an exasperated voice.

"I know you do baby." Sirius said from behind her.

"Really Black. My friend has been here for barely a day and you're already hitting on her?"

He ignored Hero and sat next to Shettiah. "Can I see the tag on your robes? I'm pretty sure it says made in heaven like you."

Shettiah smile what would become her 'I'm gonna kill you Sirius' smile and replied. "Can I see the tag on yours? I'm pretty sure it says made in Hell like you."

Sirius' mouth dropped open.

"See Black I told you not to hit on my friend. Can you get me another waffle?" Hero asked him.

"No."

James walked up and sat down across from them. Her grabbed a piece of bacon off of Sirius' plate and began eating it.

"James can you get me another waffle? Tia ruined mine."

James smirked at this. "Nope." Remus came and sat down next to Hero. She tried again but this time with Remus.

"Will you get me a waffle?"

"Sure." He got up to get another waffle.

Tia grinned and then snorted when she tried to hold back her laughter. She failed and burst out laughing. Hero groaned and put her head into her hands.

"Wake me up when this is over. It's to freakin early for this."

Sirius looked pointedly at Shettiah and said "Do you want a piece of my bacon too?" he turned his head to glare at Remus who stole 2 pieces for hero and himself. "It looks like everyone else has had one."

"I'm good. I'm sort of a vegetarian."

"Are you a vegetarian because you're some psycho animal lover or something?" James curiosity got the better of him.

"No. I just hate plants so much that I made it my life's goal to eat as many as I can which means I don't have room to eat meat because I'm trying to kill as many plans as I can before I die."

Hero smiled and shook her head. She tossed around the idea of telling them the really reason behind Tia's vegetarianism but their faces were just to hilarious. After that all the boys started to eat in a daze.

"Well I'm gonna go die in a hole. See ya." Hero said to see if anyone was listening.

"Have fun." Tia told her.

"Will do." Hero replied before leaving.

Remus was the first to break out of his trance.

"Did she just say what I thought she said?"

"Well if you think she said that she was going to go shock someone with a cattle prod then no you didn't, but if you think she said that she was going to go die in a hole then yes you did." Tia told him without emotion and shrugged.

"I feel like such an idiot now. I better catch her. Bye."

"Bye. She called to his quickly retreating back.