Renesmee's Rule

"Pick Me!" called Renesmee. "She takes after her father" Bella muttered in Edward's ear. He chuckled. "Ok then" said Carlisle. Renesmee toddled (AN: This takes place right after Breaking Dawn) over to the board. See touched Carlisle. "Oh, of course" he said, "What would you like me to write?" She whispered in his ear. Carlisle grabbed the pen and wrote:

Emmett can make no more jokes about me and the Loch Ness Monster!

Renesmee

"What's the story?" Carlisle asked her. She touched him for a long moment. "Ok" said Carlisle, "Renesmee says:

One day I was playing with Grandma Esme's spoon and Emmett was at the computer, typing in a search engine. Then he got up and walked over to me holding a picture of what looked like a slimy piece of wood in a lake in my face. "This is your namesake" he told me. I touched him and showed him a picture of my disgust. He just laughed about a monster and Loch Ness and me!

Bella glared at Emmett. Then looked at Renesmee and said "Aw Renesmee we didn't name you after the Loch Ness Monster! Jacob started calling you Nessie! I hated it; you're too cute and sweet to be a sea monster! Renesmee smiled and hugged her mother and father.

Aw, cute at the end! R and R my many fanfiction followers! I would say I love you, but I don't know you…