Authors Note: In my story Deadpool met a healer earlier on and she got rid of Deadpools scars. He now still looks like Ryan Reynolds.
Previously:
"I can't believe you actually fell for that." An unknown male voice said.
"I thought I told 'ya to stay in the jet with Jean and Storm." The Wolverine replied before my vision went black completely.
Rogue awoke in a white room strapped down to a hospital bed. She looked around trying to find a way to escape but only saw Ivy on a bed beside her with her legs covered in... Duct tape? What the hell?
"Ivy, wake up." Rogue whispered. "Ivy. Come on, wake up. Ivy, wake the fuck up!" She ended up yelling.
Ivy groaned. "Did you get the number of the bus that hit me? Geeze."
The hot man in a red wife beater and swords strapped to his back that just entered laughed. "Nope, that was all me. I cold cocked you."
"Dick." Ivy replied staring at him with black eyes.
"You're hot." He said.
"Yeah well you're..." She paused. "You're pretty hot yourself." She shot him a fanged grin.
"Enough flirting." Said a gruff male voice. Rogue looked around to see The Wolverine had walked in also with the red head, the white haired woman, a man with a weird helmet, a blue scaly naked woman, a blue furry guy, a huge hairy cat looking guy, a guy with weird red glasses, and a guy in a wheel chair.
"What do you want?" Rogue asked.
"And why the fuck am I duct taped?" Ivy asked incredulously.
"Guilty as charged." The sword man said.
Ivy looked as if she were about to say something when she was interrupted by the bald guy in the wheelchair. "Hello. I'm Professor Charles Xavier. We brought you here to recruit you. It could have been a lot more civilized if you would have listened before disappearing."
"We could have also been killed if we would have stayed around to listen to a bunch of trained fighters in leather before running as well." Rogue interrupted.
"All we wanted-" the red-glasses guy said before Ivy interrupted.
"We don't care what you wanted. All we saw was the guy that fought in a bar along with his merry bunch of mutants in leather knocking at our door. Obviously the two teenage runaways are going to try to get away."
He didn't have anything to say after that but Wolverine did. "When we showed up at the motel you only saw Jean, Storm, and Kitty before you pulled you disappearin' act."
"Sure we only saw the three women." Rogue said meaningfully.
Everyone looked confused.
"You guys hid in the shadows." Ivy said.
Everyone started to look sheepish while the sword-guy just laughed. "You guys really hid in the shadows from a girl that has complete control over shadows? And people call me stupid."
"Listen here, Bub-"
"How about some introductions?" Helmet head interrupted.
This is pretty much how it went.
Wolverine - Logan Howlett (A.K.A Mr. Hot Stuff.)
Sword guy - Wade Wilson A.K.A Deadpool (I see the way Ivy and him are eyeballing each other.)
Red head - Jean Grey A.K.A Dr. Grey (Looks like shes with glasses dude.)
White hair - Ororo Munroe A.K.A Storm (Poised. Elegant.)
Helmet head - Erik Lensherr A.K.A Magneto (Creepy looking.)
Nudist chick - Raven Darkholm A.K.A Mystique (Evil.)
Furry Smurf - Hank McCoy A.K.A Beast (Is a doctor?)
Cat Man - Victor Creed A.K.A Sabretooth (DANGER! DANGER!)
Red Glasses dude - Scott Summers A.K.A Cyclops (Has major stick in ass.)
So we're all best buddies now. Rogue thought to herself. Not. Although she would like to be closer to a certain Wolverine...
"I think it's time for you to explain." Shadow growled. She was perched under the arm of Deadpool so she couldn't get away. Xavier thought it was unethical to strap the teens to beds so he decided to have Logan hold Marie and have Deadpool hold Shadow. While Logan held Maries arm, Deadpool took his responsibility to the next level.
She still saw the way Logan and Marie practically drooled over each other.
"Explain? Okay. Well you see, the sisterhood of the traveling pants and the X-dorks here are involved in a war that they decided to involve us in. We get to kill humans and mutants alike! But only the mutants with a mind chip thingy in them. That's why I decided to help. also we get to prevent the apocalypse yada yada yada." Deadpool said. Shadow was beginning to think he was utterly mad. She liked it.
"Well I want to help fellow mutants and I'm not exactly ready for the world to end so... I'm in as long as Shadow is." Marie said. Yeah and as long as Logan's in your pants.
Everyone looked towards Shadow. Including Deadpool so his mouth was pretty much in her ear. It wasn't entirely unpleasant.
"Killing people without worrying about the law? That's like hearing chocolate bars are free. I'm in." Shadow said with a wild grin.
Deadpool licked her face. "I think you are my dream girl."
"You just licked my face." Shadow said, shocked.
"You taste like chimichangas." He said with a serious face. "I love chimichangas." He then broke out in to a grin.
Marie laughed. "This is going to be interesting."
River-Fiona-Barrels-Me - Thank you. I always wanted to write about Marie but Shadow was in the forefront of my mind so I combined the two. TristaAlma - Thankyou! And yes they are scared. Plus Magnetos kind of influencing them as well. Oh, damn! I've always been so careful NOT to do that. Thank you for telling me!
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P.S. 1,149 Words.
