Bored, bored oh so bored. Man being at base with nothing to do gets to you. It's been about 4 hours since Prime and Bulkhead left to look for evidence or whatever. Glancing to the side i watch Ratchet and Fowler have a glaring contest? If it was any other day that would have been funny. Tell me about it, kinda sad how we can't because we'd look suspicious. Walking over to the child acting Idiots "Ok, can we like stop the nonsensical glaring?" Their heads snapped to me at speeds I didn't even know possible and they started glaring at me. with my faceplate making a sweatdrop, I Put my servos up and take about 3 steps "Don't hurt the innocent one" Ratchet stopped the glaring, while sighing he asks Fowler "Why do you need Optimus anyway?" this was something I didn't think about. Fowler looked up into my optics and sighed "A con just broke into one of our bases not ten minutes a go, a seeker to be exact, he seemed to be looking for something or someone. We're not sure who but he won't stop till it's found" Fowler turned to Ratchet "see why I need to tell Prime" Ratchet grunts and says "Meh, I'll tell him later. Megatron might be at it again so fuckface mcgee seeker can wait." HOLY SHIT THAT WAS PRICELESS! HAHAHAHA. "OOOOOH WHAT A BURN! You gonna take that fowler?" "FUCK YOU RATCHET AND BEE, I'M OUT!" As I innocently say bye bye to Fowler, the aggravated meat sack. I start rolling on the ground laughing my fabulous bubbly metal ass, the fuck off. HAHA THAT SHIT WAS HYSTERICAL. Me and Ratchet then talk to each other about going on the mission ourselves because if it was a seeker at a military base he must be looking for something or someone. Me and ratchet then nodded and intercomed fowler… "Where's the base the con broke into fowler?" "Glad you guys decided to take action, fort lewis, Washington" "HOLY SHIT THIS GUY ISN'T MESSING AROUND" says Ratchet. "Yeah, The military there knows of your kind so you don't need to stay in disguise" "Ok will do thanks for the info, Talk to you later" I tell ratchet to gather his best weapons and to get ready to go. I walk over to the weapons cache and instantly gain attraction to a set of pistol daggers (AGE OF EXTINCTION, Protagonist human carries) I grab them. I like this weapon, let's keep it I agree. I walk back to Ratchet and say "LET'S DO THIS" I look at my new weapons and holster them. They will make a great new edition Ratchet interrupts my train of thoughts to tell me about the seeker that was seen. Ratchet tells me that the seeker is Starscream and that he is very skillful in aerial mode. I acknowledge the information given and ask ratchet "Anything else I need to know?" 'Yes matter of fact there is, Starscream has some beautiful thighs so don't let that distract you" THE FUCK? I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT NO THIGHS. "There is a couple more things you need to know, Starscream's fingers are very sharp so avoid contact with them, They have the power to go straight through your spark chamber. The final thing is make sure to clip his wings because Starscream is a giant pussy so he'll try to fly away if he is starting to lose the fight. Which will happen." "Ok thanks ratchet, Lets get ready to go" "Ok, Let me fire up the ground bridge" *GROUND BRIDGE OPENS WITH THE SOUND OF A THOUSAND CRIES* "Oh, One last thing Bee. Starscream is really high pitched and screeches a lot so turn down your audio sensor" "Oh shit yeah don't wanna hear that whiny bitch" *Turns down audio sensor* Ratchet walks over to me and says "This is gonna take us right into the base, You ready kid?" "As ready as I'll ever be" With ratchet not 3 feet from me we walk through the ground bridge with our weapons holstered. Me with twin pistol daggers and a insanely awesome plasma cannon. Ratchet with his melee scalpels that have cut through insane amount of metal. "LET'S DO THIS!"


AN: holy shit i know an authors note XD. i wanted to say sorry for not updating last week. Had retarded ass finals to deal with but they are over and done with. THANK PRIMUS! anyway i wanted to also thank you guys for even reading this story, you dont know how happy it make me feel when i find out some one even read this XD. hopefully this chapter wasn't confusing.