A/N: I know. I know. All of you are probably thinking something like, "What the heck are you doing updating this thing again when I'm dying to read Star Twins? Are you insane?" The answers to those questions are quite simple. I am bored and this seemed easier to update. Second, I have already established on many occasions that I have had myself checked. Therefore, NO, I am not insane. Other than that, enjoy a different side of Leslie and Damon as a couple. Peace out! ^_^

Disclaimer: I do not own the Vampire Diaries, or any of its characters. I do not also own the idea for these fun one-word, one-shot thingys. That honor goes to the amazing CrystallicSky and all her creativity. What I do own are my nocturnals and Leslie.

1.) Hell

"You know, considering I was raised to always act maturely. I wish to know what your excuse is for this predicament, Damon."

"Kitten! I swear to you it's not what it looks like!"

"Really, now? So, if you saw me hovering half-naked over some guy then ..."

"I would rip him to pieces right infront of you."

"I see. So, what's your lame excuse? I really want to hear this one. I could use a good laugh."

"Oh come, now, Leslie. We both always knew that Damon loved me, and will always love me."

"You know, Katherine. There are times that I pity you and then there are times that I just wish you dropped dead. This is one of those times. So, do yourself a big favor and shut your mouth before I shut it for you. Now, Damon, let me guess. You thought she was me?"

"No! I knew she was Katherine!"

"Oh really? Well, that changes thin ... "

"Not like that! You just showed up at the exact wrong moment and time. She ... "

"Came on to you?"

"Exactly!"

"Typical male. And let me guess, Katherine. He was the one that wanted you, right?"

"Hm, you seem to have more brain than that boring twin of yours. You're more of a Petrova than I gave you credit for. It's such a shame that ... AAAAHHHHHHHH! UGHHH! AAAHHHHHH!"

"Let's get something straight first. I may be your f*cking descendant, but I am not a trashy Petrova. I have only ever been with Damon, and I have never ever screwed with him and his brother at the same time. I have a little bit more class than that. I am not a manipulative b*tch that only worries about herself and how to screw others. It's actually quite embarrasing to stand up during history class and describe my ancestors as,"Trashy sl*ts who liked to mess around with brothers." I honestly think I feel more shame than you and that other tramp Tatia do."

"Ugh, it's the way of life. You have to ... ahhhhhhhh! Stop electricuting me! AAAAHHHHHH!"

"I don't think I will. This torture is long overdue. I may stop if you tell me the truth about what happened when I walked in. But considering how much of a snake you are, I highly doubt you will be honest with me. Therefore, I am going to shock you until you beg me to kill you, or I get bored. Whichever comes first. Although, just an FYI the longest someone has gone without begging for death is about eight minutes and I'm not even close to being bored by that time. Anyway, just let me know when you want me to end your disgusting and pitiful existance."

"He ... ahhhhhhhh! ... Damon, didn't ... ughhhhhhh ... It was me! AAAAHHHHH!"

"Well, someone call CNN with the news that Katerina Petrova has finally answered something truthfully! This should be the breaking news!"

"You're insane! AAAAAHHHHHHH! I told you ... what happened! Release me! AAAAAHHHHHH!"

"Fine, but just one last thing."

"Huff ... huff ... huff ... WHAT!"

SLAP!

"If you come anywhere near Damon again, I will personally send you straight to the fiery pits of hell where you belong. Consider what just happened here, me being nice."

2.) Leather

"No."

"But, Damon ..."

"I said no. This conversation's over."

"It's just for today. I promise to ..."

"What part of no don't you understand, Leslie? I am not letting wear my leather jacket. End of story."

"But it keeps me warm. Do you want me to get sick?"

"Then let's go get you one of those name brand jackets. Whichever jacket you want it's yours."

"But I want yours though."

"Leslie ... "

"Please, Damon? See, I'm even saying please! Let me borrow it!"

" ... "

"I give you my word that I will not let anything happen to it."

" ... Fine. Here, put it on."

"Yeah! Okay, how do I look? ... ... Damon? Hey, I'm talking to you. ... Damon? Yo! ... Why are you staring at me like that?"

"Leslie, you're going to be very upset with me in about three seconds."

"Huh? Why? What did ... Ahhhhhh! No, quit! What are you ... Are you insane? You just ripped the jacket right off! Damon!"

3.) Share

"Let me get one thing through that thick skull of yours straight, you old hag. Damon is my boyfriend and if I see you anywhere near him again, you will regret not letting Klaus kill you 500 years ago. Now, piss off!"

SLAM!

"That was hot."

"What can I say? I don't like to share."

4.) Find

"I'm lost. This is just freaking great. Who's bright idea was this? I am going to kill Elena. Hey, why don't we play hide and seek in the woods? Yeah, probably her best idea yet. Then stupid Damon outright refuses to play. Jerk."

" ... ... Crunch ... ... "

"Sh*t, what the heck was that? Hello? Stefan, if that's you, you're not funny."

*Silence*

"Ha, ha, real cute. Cut it out, bro, and show me how to get out of here."

" ... Snap ... !"

"Stefan, I'm being dead serious right now. I will bury you alive if you don't cut it out. Where's Elena? Tell her I'm gonna kill her too."

*Silence*

"Fine then, be an *sshole. Just wait until I get my hands on the both of you."

*Cricket*

"Pr*cks. Now, which way is north? This way? No. This way? Nu uh. How about ... HOLY BLOODY HELL! DAMON! YOU SCARED THE LIVING HELL OUT OF ME! What are you doing here?"

"You were taking too long, so I came to find you. You're sister is breaking down by the way."

"Good, she should. I can't believe they went back without finding me."

"They looked for you for about an hour then they came running to the house telling me that you had gone missing. It's a good thing you keep so many of your clothes laying all over my floor. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been able to easily find you."

"I'm too pissed to even yell at you for that. Thanks for finding me, Damon."

"No matter where you are. I will always find you, my Princess of Darkness."

"I know."

5.) Sherlock

"What are you watching, kitten?"

"Sherlock Holmes. This is a real good movie."

"Oh yeah? What's it about?"

"Sherlock Holmes. The famous british detective and how he uses his brain to solve hard crimes. The dude's pretty dang smart."

"He's an actor."

"He's a hot actor."

" ... "

CRASH!

"Hey, bro."

"Hey, Leslie. What's wrong with him? Is he mad?"

"No sh*t, Sherlock."

6.) Will

"What do you mean, you changed your Will?"

*Silence*

"Damon, I'm talking to you. What did you do?"

"It was just a precaution, kitten. Just in case something happens to me, you will inherit everything I own."

"What do you mean if something happens to you? Nothing is going to happen to you. I won't allow it."

"C*cky much?"

"Damon, I'm being serious. You better not be planning on doing something stupid."

"I'm not, kitten."

"Give me your word."

"Leslie that isn't ... Woah ... what are you doing?"

"Damon, can please give me your word that you won't do something stupid?"

"Leslie, I ... ugh, I give you my word. Now, stop teasing me!"

"Do you give me your word you won't abandon me? Because if you die then who is going to keep James and all those other guys away from ... Aaaahhhh! No! Quit!"

"I warned you to stop teasing me! And to answer your question, "I give you my word, and I will slaughter anyone that dares to come near you."

"Hm, that's better."

7.) Future

"Leslie, did you ever stop to think about your future before we got together?"

"My future? Well, no, not really. I never really thought about my future. I've always been a live in the present type of person."

"Hm, so you never thought about getting married and having kids?"

(Spoiler Alert!)

"Honestly? No, I never did. Besides, I can't have kids."

"What do you mean, you can't have kids?"

"I'm infertile, Damon. Those are the drawbacks of being an otherworldly freak of nature. With great power comes great consequence. I can't have children."

"Kitten, I never ... "

"Hey, it's okay. I wouldn't want to bring any innocent children into my messed up life anyway. I have way too many enemies to have children to take care of. If you twist my predicament differently I suppose it can be seen as a good thing."

"Leslie, I ... "

"Hey, it's alright. We're together now, and a future with you would be awesome, children or no children. Come on, Damon, smile."

"I love you, my princess."

"I love you too, Damon."

8.)Snorted

It was a depressing and rainy day when Stefan and Elena came crashing into the Salvatore Mansion completely drenched in rain. They then quickly showered themselves and changed into warmer clothing.

It wasn't until maybe half an hour later that Leslie came running inside the house, completely soaked as well. She then observed the living room area and noticed the two lovers cuddled together in the sofa covered in big heavy sheets.

It was then that the youngest twin exclaimed.

"Leslie! You're soaking wet! Here, grab a blanket and sit on the couch!"

Leslie merely snorted and replied sarcastically.

"And miss this awesome rain? You're tripping! Damon, come play with me outside!"

9.) Moving

"That's it! I've had it! I'm done! I'm moving out!"

"What do you mean, you're moving out? Why? Where? What happened?"

"You happened! You are such a douche! You never listen to what I say! You always leave me alone and you make me cry all the time! How could you, Damon?"

" ? ? ? "

"I'm going back home, and you can just stay here with all you liquor and junk! I'm out! I hope you're proud of yourself!"

" ? ? ? "

"And don't look all innocent! You know what you did! Gosh, you are so conceited!"

" ? ? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! ! "

"Damon?"

" ... What? ... "

"April Fools!"

10.) Murder

"Stop!"

CRASH!

"Damon! Don't!"

CRASH! CRASH!

"Cut it out! Damon! ... Hey! Hey! HEY! Look at me! No! Stop! DAMON!"

"I will murder him! No, death would be too kind! Once, I get my hands on that ... "

CRASH! SLAM! BOOM!

"Damon! Stop! Quit breaking things! No! Cut it out! Damon! Hey, you're gonna hit me!"

" ... ... "

"Stop, you're gonna end up hitting me. Hey, look at me. Damon, look at me! ... No, don't look at the note! Look at me! ... Okay, I know that you're upset."

"That's an understatement."

"Okay, so you're pissed beyond belief. Look it means nothing. All I have to do is announce that we're together and everything is canceled."

"Why didn't you tell him when we first got together, huh!"

CRASH!

"Damon, we only got together a week ago."

"Oh, so you didn't think we would last? Is that it?"

"I didn't say that! Look, this is Nocturnal business and I'll take care of it. You just need to ... "

"Nocturnal business? Are you freaking kidding me? This is my business! When my girlfriend is threatened to get married as soon as possible. Or, she will be forced into an arranged marriage. I believe it is my f*cking business!"

"Hey, stop. I'll fix this. Let me just call my dad and tell him about us."

"Do it now!"

"I am, Damon. Calm down."

"Stupid son of a (bleep)! Who the (bleep) does he (bleep) think he is! Telling my woman to get (bleep) married! This isn't the (bleep) 1500's anymore! What kind of (bleep) does that to his own daughter? I should just ... "

*Ring, Ring*

"Hey, dad. Yeah, are you insane! Why would you send me that letter? Are you trying to start freaking World War 3? ... What do you mean, it's true? ... Well, I'm with Damon already. So, just ... ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME! ... Hello? ... Hello?"

"What did the d*ck say?"

"Don't break anything, alright? He said he already knew we were together and thought it would be amusing for us to tell him in this fashion. He said you didn't disappoint. Damon! Don't!"

SMASH!