Thomas's POV
"I love you so much Minho," slurred Brenda her hand in Minho's face. She was sloppily tracing his face. He stood up, "I'm going go fuck Ben." I grabbed his arm, I was still thinking as straight as someone could with half a bottle of vodka in their system.
"First we go after Newton, then go fuck your boyfriend. Hey...you have three eyes?" Brenda said, then getting distracted.
She started poking Minho's face, looking for the third eye. "Teresa's has his address," Brenda said. "What why?" Minho asked. "She Facebook stalked him. Let's just go to my dorm room and you Mr. Monster-With-Three-Eyes can hack into her laptop." "Thomas c'mon buddy." "I love you guys." I said all happily. I felt tears in my eyes, "Newt doesn't love me." I started crying. "I love Newt. He's a douchebag. But he's an adorable douchebag."
I was horrible when I was drunk. I start changing moods faster than Teresa on her period. We stumbled all the way to Brenda's dorm room, wasting twenty minutes. We finally got in and Minho was on Teresa's computer in seconds flat.
He wrote down something on a sheet of paper. And Brenda grabbed a giant bag full of toilet paper rolls. "He live a couple of miles away."
"Wait, how are we supposed to get there in the first place?" I asked. "We drive of co- oh. Oh." "I can flash my boobs to get a ride." Obviously drunk Brenda offered. "No!" Minho and I said at the same time. I remembered I had a friend who was willing enough to drive three drunk students to a professor's house.
"Alby, can take us there." I said. "You mean Albus? I mean Albert." Minho asked. I nodded my head yes.
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"Okay Ya shanks I'll pick you up in two hours here. And here take this in case you get lost." He gave each of us a note.
"If you find me, contact 333-1628, to Alby." I read. He waved goodbye one last time before driving off.
"Here quickly throw the rolls of toilet paper everywhere. If you hear the cops scatter." Brenda said handing us each about ten rolls.
Minho started running and throwing it everywhere. I started walking towards the back of the house, Brenda following close behind me, I threw the toilet paper on the roof and it stayed on perefctly. "Thomas, do you hear that?" Brenda asked leaning more twards the house. I tried to listen closely but couldn't hear anything. She leaned towards a window and her eyes widened.
"Brenda? What's wrong?" I asked walking closely. "No, Thomas stay away." She said trying to push me back. I moved her hand away and peeked through the window. At first, I could only hear moans. But as my eyes adjusted to the light, I saw Newt. He was fully naked. And he was having sex with Teresa.
I couldn't stop from shouting her name in anger.
"Teresa?"
