Hey guys srry I havent updated I have been SO busy! And sick for that matter. Anyway now that I am better and have free time I can update as many times I want. ENJOY AND REVIEW!


Brush her hair

Hermione was sitting at the couch nearest to the fire reading and knitting her woolen bladders as usual. I went from the back of the couch with a BIG brush in my hand and as soon as I got close enough I attacked her with it.

"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!" She screeched as I pulled at the first lock of hair.

"THIS KNOT IS JUST NOT COMING OFF!" I shouted in an angry voice

"WHAT- OW – ARE – OW – YOU – OW – DOING!"

"TAMING THIS BUSH! WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK I AM DOING?" I yelled

"MY HAIR IS NOT A BUSH!" She yelled in a hurt voice

"HERMIONE DO YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR HAIR? IF YOU DID I WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS!"

"I DO TAKE CARE OF MY HAIR!" She yelled close to tears

"ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT NO NEED TO GET ALL HEAVY!" I yelled as I yanked a fistful of her hair with my brush leaving a shiny bald patch.

"OOOOOWWW"-

"HEY HERMIONE LOOK WHAT I DID!" I screamed waving the hank of hair in front of her. " I EVEN LEFT A SHINY BALD PATCH!"

"WHAT? NOOOOOOOO!" She screamed as she checked the mirror. She then stuffed one of her wooly bladders on top.

"Hey Hermy one question: It does not help that you are covering it with a wooly bladder. If you do everyone will know that something is wrong!"

"I HAVE HAD ENOUGH WITH YOU LITTLE WHATSIT!" She screamed as she advanced at me looking like she wanted to throttle which she probably did.

"Oh really now?" I asked as I turned on the spot and successfully aparated into the classroom beside the Gryfindoor common room. As Hermione did not know where I was she screamed:

"KKKEEEELLLYYYYYY!" Into a void of emptiness

I chuckled to myself as I walked to the library to do my homework.

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