Just so you know, these hawtys are mine you can't have them. - Anello Della Campana, natsu0027, Flor, FEARFLUFFLY, Tanaka Yue, ausumist, Xx79oo9 , chrystal1324, and InvisibleGoldStar. (thanks sweeties)
SO THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR! REBORN! I freaked out about this chapter afraid it would end up not being original at all, and I didn't even realize till after that I totes made Hibari ooc and freaked out about that as well. But I made it really long so I hope that makes up for anything I messed up on. Also, if you haven't already noticed my grammar and spelling are terrible, and my beta is a lazy skank, (yes I'm talking to you, I know you only read them after I post it). I'm kind of new to this so I dont really know how this works, but do one of you guys wanna be my beta *Wink Wink* you would get to read it before everyone else. *wink wink* What do ya say?
*everyone looks away*
"Sorry I didn't hear you, what did you say?"
"oh look at the time I have to feed my gold fish."
"Oh no looks like my mom just found my gay porn, looks like I gotta run."
Really you just leave me alone like this? bitches.
Disclaimer: Do I really have to say this?
Besides the fact that I nearly had my life ended by the deadly Hibari Kyoya, and then fucked up what could be the entire plot for KHR and would leave not only this world screwed but every other single parallel world (wow sorry guys, I know I'm a bitch right) the rest of the day went pretty smoothly, and I found myself almost (I did say almost) excited for school the next morning.
I walked along the street alone, humming to myself, when I spotted Tsuna standing in the street talking to...shit. WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO? ITS TO SOON! Uh... I looked around me, as if searching for some sort of answer when I spotted Kyoko coming up behind me.
"Hey Kyoko!" I ran up to her smiling, she had this confused look as if she wasn't sure why I was talking to her. We had never really talked, and from what I remember this girl I took the place of had said some pretty mean things behind Kyokos back because of her jealousy.
"Uh...hello?"
"Look at that baby over there, isn't it cute?" I said pointing over towards Tsuna who I saw just in time run around the corner to hide. When she saw what I was pointing at her eyes went all big and sparkly, and had this look of awe on her face. She immediately ran over, and I found myself having a "deja vous" and couldn't help myself from watching the scene.
"Kyaaaaa how cute!"
"Ciaossu."
"Why are you wearing a suit?"
"Because I'm in the Mafia."
"WAAAAH How cool!. Well good luck. Bye bye." She said walking off.
"Ciao, Ciao." Then turned to where Tsuna was hiding. "Mafia seduction." Thats my cue. Don't bring attention to your self just continue to walk along, there are lots of other people around, Reborn doesn't bother with them, just keep your distance and walk forward, thats right one step at a time, good job Tomoko.
"H-h-h-hi T-t-tomoko." Oh yeah I forgot about that. I turned to see Tsuna, who looked worried and unsure, as if he didn't know if he was doing something wrong or not. My mouth was dry. I looked down at Tsuna's feet, to find amber emotionless eyes staring back at me. It seemed as though they saw everything but nothing at the same time, as if I shouldn't even bother trying to lie because they already knew my deepest secrets.
"Don't speak to me so familiarly peasant. Hmph." My face showed nothing, not dislike or interest. I then just turned my head forward, standing tall, and strolled to school. Now, you may ask, how out of every possibility did I come up with that response, when I could have just said "Yo." "Hello Tsuna." "Who are you." "I don't know you, please refrain from speaking to me in that manner." "I hate babies" "Dame-Tsuna, I'll have you regret speaking to me like that." "Hey nice seeing you again, latter."
I really don't know, it was merely the first thing that slipped off my tongue, bad habit from my other world. I show affection with cruelties, so my friends were used to me speaking that way and knowing I didn't mean anything by it. But I also spoke to people that way as well when I disliked someone, which was about everyone. Does that make me cruel? Nope, I am most likely the nicest person you will ever meet, you just don't realize it till after you know me. But now I had competition with Yamamoto and Kyoko on that spot.
I arrived at the school gate just in time to see Tsuna jump on Mochida (he deserved it) and scream "SASAGAWA KYOKO PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!" your very direct Tsuna dearest. I just walked by on the opposite side of the street trying to stop myself from cracking up, god I need to carry around my camera so I can get some good blackmail shots. Come on, anyone would do that! Its just a little...insurance.
Tsuna ended up not going to school that day, which was good because I don't know what I would have done if I accidentally saw reborn again. I was not ready for this mentally, I didn't know how to handle this situation, no one would. I still didn't even know what to do about the Yamamoto crisis either.
I could just go tell Yamamoto to just become friends with him, but he sucks at acting and you can't just force someone to be friends with someone, and then there won't be any true loyalty or friendship which would make him useless then!
The news of what Tsuna did spread fast, and I could tell that Kyoko was flustered by it and concerned. She was one of those characters where I never knew if I liked her or not, a lot of the times being not. It was strange meeting fake people in real life, its a whole new experience. It really is like meeting someone you never met before for the first time, for example meeting Hibari.
Jesus, I loved that kid in the manga, a fucking hot sexy babe who was a total badass, but here I saw him different. When I first met him I was scared out of my fucking mind, I saw him as a rampaging idiot who couldn't deal with people. Also Yamamoto, it's creepy how nice he is, the amount of times he laughs is enough it make my head hurt, but no matter of how much of an idiot they show him to be he can be pretty sharp if he wants to be.
"Did anyone see it happen?"
"No I wish I did, that would have been fucking hilarious!" My turn to be an ass, I'm not part of this story I need to stay out of the way and play my part.
"Oh I saw!" I said acting happy to throw Tsuna's little dignity out the window, he'll just have to earn it back himself. "Yeah it was the funnest shit ever, he jumped right in front of her and asked her out in his underwear!." I laughed. Everyone turned their attention towards me as soon as they sound I could provide them with entertainment.
"Woh, really he jumped in front of her?"
"Yeah it was really weird he jumped in at just the right moment, I think Mochida was going to confess to her too."
"No way really!" Someone new coming into the conversation.
"Well it makes sense they're both really popular, of course they should be together." I'm pretty sure I heard Kyoko gasp behind me. She must have been pretty mad.
"So wait is Tsuna now a stalker?" By this time I wasn't even in the conversation and they just kept on talking.
"A Hentai stalker!"
"Wow how dame of Tsuna."
"I wonder what he sounded like?" My turn to come in.
" "SASAGAWA KYOKO PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!"" I said in the worst impression possible of Tsuna, but everyone laughed anyways. Because of the information I was able to give I ended up becoming even more popular, strange how people were able to profit off the weak, not that I wanted to. I swear that I was getting glares from Kyoko all day, which was weird because a instead of leaving me scared it left me feeling even more guilty than I already was, because it means you have done something really bad if Kyoko doesn't like you.
By the time lunch came around I had pretty much lost all faith in humanity by being in a room filled with completely insufferable ass holes. I got the hell out of there, and hid out in the music room while I ate my store bought bento. I was so engrossed in my own thoughts that I didn't even hear the footsteps approach the door.
"Eating within the musicroom is prohibited, for breaking the rules you shall be bitten to death." I wasn't even given time to react, as a steal tonfa came smacking me across head. Holding my wound in pain I looked up at my offender.
"Fucking ass hole, shit bag, mother fucker, whore." That is the way I deal with pain, I cuss very colorfully.
"I believe the term "whore"refers to a woman."
"All men are whores." It's true, if they can get some they will go for it, all they think about is sex, no matter what don't forget that.
"Hn." He raised his weapon again.
"I'LL LEAVE! I'LL LEAVE!" I found myself being smirked at. That little...
"Come to the reception room for the rest of lunch." Bastard.
If I had too say anything about the remanding of my lunch I would have to described it as boring, also suicidal. I organized paper, filed them away, swept, dusted, and cleaned where he told me. Though, anytime I would make too much noise, complained, or whenever he felt like it (which was always) I would either have a tonfa or the current coffee mug he was using thrown in my face.
This resulted in me having to clean up shattered glass and spilled coffee repeatedly, and then I would have to serve him a new cup. All in all, I counted seven coffee mugs and five tonfas, a total of 12 times my life almost ended. I also have yet to see where he even keeps his tonfas, I would look away for a second and, BAM, tonfa in the face.
I came out with multiple cuts and bruises over my entire body. So right before lunch ended I slipped into one of the unused bathrooms and put some cover up on. I personally (in my own world) didn't even own cover up, I never once thought of carrying makeup with me as important. Right now though, I was thanking whoever this girl was for keeping spare makeup in her bag.
So far you can see that my day was going pretty bad, I was hated by the schools idol and then got beat up. At the moment I was filled with very conflicting thoughts on Hibari (I mean I was getting beat up and made a slave out of by a very sexy son of a bitch). But all that changed when, pop, out of nowhere comes a freaking angle that shines so bright I swear I have retina damage. This being Yamamoto, obviously.
"Hey Tomoko, what's up?"
"The sky." I said in the most emotionless serious voice you could imagine, not turning to look at the kid.
"Haha you're really funny you know that?" typical of Yamamoto, but I found myself laughing for no reason anyways. School was already out and we were both walking home.
"So why are you here? Do you walk home this way?" I said smiling a real smile for the first time that day.
"Yeah, but you where already supposed to know that already though." He said sarcastic way.
"What?" I how was I supposed to know where he walked home? Oh..wait... "Shit" I said after I realized my mistake, this girl had been a lifelong fan of Yamamoto and had been practically a stalker, never mind I take back the "Practically" part, she was a stalker. Yamamoto just laughed and swung his arm over my shoulders.
"Don't worry about it." He said winking at me, in a friendly joking manner of course I don't think Yamamoto knows what flirting is. "I wanted to ask you something though."
"Hm? Sure, but I won't answer anything if I don't feel the need to comply." Besides the last time you asked me that I almost screw over the world, or I did screw over the world, I didn't know yet. I found myself relaxing in his presence anyways. He really was like the calming rain, I didn't feel the stress I was feeling before.
"You wanna come over again? My dad really liked you, especially after I told him what you told me." I stiffened, not talking another step.
"Yamamoto," slowly turning my head upwards to look him in the eye. "What did you tell him?" I said threw grinding teeth, my eyes turning hard as if promising death. Yamamoto took a step away waving his hands in front of him frantically.
"Nonono, I didn't tell him about that!"
"Oh, ok," I turned away and kept walking like I hadn't been about ready to take his life. "What did you tell him then?"
"Oh I told him what you said to help me with baseball."
"Ooooh that." I said remembering.
"He wanted to treat you to some more sushi."
"He really doesn't have too, I didn't help you to be payed back."
"No he is doing it because he wants too," then he paused. "I want to."
"Ok." I said immediately. What? Did you really think I would pass up the chance to eat free sushi? I merely made myself seem like a better person by declining, what you don't believe that I'm not a deceiving bitch? Kufufufu.
When Yamamoto and I made it to the restaurant, it was surprisingly very busy. There ended up being no room for me to even be able to sit down, so I ended up standing there awkwardly by the door. Yamamoto went off the help his dad promising that it would slow down in a few minutes, boy was that a lie. It seemed like the world didn't want me to get sushi today.
When a group of people finally got up to leave, another group appeared at the door, and they went up to me asking about if there were any tables thinking I was working there. I sighed, I guess there was no choice. I told them that there would be one available in a moment. I simply walked behind the counter without asking permission, walk in the back picked up an apron, went back to the table and cleared it off. It was sparkly within six minutes.
I showed the group to their seats and gave them the menus, and took their drink orders. I couldn't make sushi but I had had plenty of experience with dealing with people,no problem. Both of the Yamamoto's didn't even notice that I was even working until about 30 minutes after I had been taking peoples orders and giving them their food. Time went buy in a flash, and before I knew it the last customer had left and it was dark outside. Yeah, you guys all thought I was a heartless bitch, don't deny it, I know thats what you were thinking.
"So what do I clean first?" I said turning to face both the Yamamoto's. They looked at each other exchanging what I assumed to be a secret language between father and son. Then both started to crack up.
"Hey! What's so funny?" I said putting my hands on my hips, giving them a half hearted glare, which only made them laugh more.
"You just helped us sell sushi after we promised you that we would treat you to some, and now you're wanting to clean?" Tsuyoshi said.
"It's really..."
"Nope! Sit down." Takeshi ordered.
"What?" I was baffled.
"We said we are going to treat you so we are!" Takeshi said, sounding way too enthusiastic for someone who just worked for hours. "Yo dad, can I make it for her?"
"Yeah sure go ahead." Takeshi did a fist pump and ran into the kitchen, really how can someone people so happy over something like that? "Come take a seat." I complied sitting down at one of the empty tables with Tsuyoshi sitting in front of me.
"So..." I had never been good at talking to adults.
"Thanks for what you did for my son." He said his smile genuine.
"It's not that big of a deal." Yeah, actually it kind of was, because of me your son could have ended up dead, or the world could end, whatever no big deal.
"Yes it is." I just raised my eyebrow. "He has been acting very distant lately, most people may not be able to see it but his smile for a long time has been strained. He had refused to talk to me about it, and has been acting very dejected, so I had no idea what was going on. When he came home yesterday it was the first time in awhile I saw him that happy, so thank you it means a lot."
"Oh... no problem." I found myself blushing and looking downwards. Tsuyoshi chuckled again, and I moved my eyes forward to see a very sad smile on his face.
"You know I hadn't even realized that you were helping us in the beginning." Yeah I noticed. Tsuyoshi then got this far off look in his eyes. "For a moment it was almost as if my wife was back. Me and her were the ones that ran this shop together when Takeshi was still just a little kid. I don't know if he remembers but she was also very hard worker like yourself, and willing to help others. I don't know what I would have done if Takeshi hadn't been here." I almost killed your son, I am so sorry dude.
At this awkward moment, Takeshi came in holding a plate of many different kinds of sushi. I felt my mouth water. "If you guys are going to treat me like this I may never leave."
The next morning as I walked down the stairs fully clothed and ready to go, I found both of my parents in the kitchen sitting down drinking coffee.
"Good morning sweety." my mother said.
"Mornin." I grabbed two slices of bread and placed them in the toaster, I was so glad I had finally convinced my mother to stop trying to make me breakfast. We all just sat/stood there in silence, it seemed like none of us where morning people. Without thinking about it I turned around to face both my parents.
"I am not your daughter, I have taken her body, I don't know how, and I also don't know what happened to her, but you may never see her again. I am also from a parallel universe where you guys don't exist, and I now what will happen in the future because where I'm from this is all an anime show. My presence in this world may cause an unbalance and cause something to change which could cause all of reality to be controlled by a scary insane white haired marshmallow creep and to have all of humanity wiped out. Something like that at least." I told them in a monotone voice.
The three of us didn't speak for a second.
"Good for you honey." My father said.
"Thats funny." My mother said.
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And that was all, we just went back to doing our own things. I don't know why I even bothered acting in front of them, they haven't even noticed that their only daughter was different.
When Tsuna walked into the classroom that day I swear it must have been the most humiliating thing anyone could ever experience.
"Here comes underwear man!."
"Hentai stalker."
"Please go out with me!"
"Confession of love."
"We heard from Mochida."
"They say you were rejected vehemently."
"Oh Tsuna Captain Mochida says he wants to fight you during afternoon break in the gym."
"He said he wanted to get revenge on the insult you received, Kyoko."
I blocked out the rest, these kids where to mean. Poor boy, but really its your fault for being such a pansy though. Don't get me wrong I love him, but that kid is a wimp, I'm glad reborn came to whip him into shape (I wouldn't be surprised if he really did use a whip), I do have sympathy for the him though.
When break came around I was dragged along by all of my "friends" to the gym, of course I was planning to go anyways, I wouldn't miss this for the world. So somewhere along the way me and Yamamoto ended up bumping into each other.
"My bad." He said laughing it off.
"No problem, are you going to see the fight?"
"Yeah, I guess everyone is going." He said rubbing the back of his neck.
"Me too." We both squeezed ourselves into the gym and I made sure not to stand too close to Yamamoto as to draw attention, and he must have understood because he didn't say anything about it. I also found Ryohei and Hibari, who made eye contact with me but neither one of us said anything or greeting each other, in the gym as well.
When Tsuna didn't show up everyone started to mutter about how he really was no good Tsuna. Sigh, that boy better get his ass back here. The door then opened and Tsuna walked in.
"So you decided to show up?" Mochida said. "God may forgive a piece of shit like you, but I won't. I shall smite you! Don't worry it's an easy duel that even an idiot like you can understand. You're a novice at kendo so if you can get an ippon off me then you win! If you can't, then I win. The prize of course is sasagawa Kyoko." Jerk.
"Prize!" Kyoko said furious.
I could see that Mochida wasn't planning on letting Tsuna have a chance to get ready so I leaned over to whisper in Yamamoto's ear.
"Tsuna needs a weapon, you should toss one to him." Yamamoto seemed to understand and did as I asked without hesitation. He threw a kendo stick at Tsuna which Tsuna caught very clumsily, and was able to block a swing from Mochida just in time. He ended up dropping it right afterwards though and running around like an idiot. I walked over to Kyoko, who gave me what you could call a nasty look. Woops, looks like I just made an enemy, whatever.
"You should cheer Tsuna on, or do you just want to be a "prize" fro Mochida?" I said smirking. She stopped glaring at me, then thought about it, she then immediately stood forward.
"You can do it Tsuna!" She said right after he had just fallen down. Then he suddenly fell backwards on his back, a second letter Tsuna was on fire, literally on fire, as he beat the crap out of Mochida, and when I say beat up I merely mean he pulled out all his hair.
I was laughing my ass off. Then everyone was congratulating Tsuan I added my own words into the crowd. "YAY! Go Tsuna!" Tsuna looked over in my direction, blushing as he gave me a shy smile, which I returned with an even bigger one placed alone my face. My little boy is growing up, it won't be long now until he's off fighting big bad evil dudes, I'm so proud. *Cries* What? It doesn't matter that I really only just met him, get out, leave me to my feels.
When I saw Kyoko walk up to Tsuan I decided to skip out, I slipped out the door only to turn around and... ouch. I backed away from what I just bumped into rubbing my hurt nose.
"Watch out woman." I took a step back, taking in what stood before me. Gokudera. With his famous scowl placed upon his face.
"You know your face may just freeze like that if you're not careful." I didn't have a problem with him before, but he just called me "woman" in a very degrading manner, unacceptable, I do not tolerate sexists.
"Tch." He said crossing his arms and moving his head to the side. I smirked. He really is just an insecure child.
"By the way..." I said moving closer my smirk growing wider. "I called being the right arm first." He gave me this shocked looked which turned to disgust.
"Like I would ever want to be the right arm of such a wimp." I just continued to smirk even more after hearing this.
"Oh really now? Well its too late to take it back now." Then I just casually walked past him not bothering to look behind me. TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I'M SORRY I HAD TO MESS WITH HIM, GOD, THIS IS TOO GOOD. NO REGRETS.
After school I was able to successfully make my way out of having to go to karaoke, seriously I don't understand what's up with the Japanese and karaoke. I was strolling along down the street enjoying the fresh air, and the warm sun. I turned my head up towards the sky, clear and all blue, the vast beautiful sky able to take in everything. Tsuna.
"Ciaossu." Freeze. Breathe, take a deep breath, clear your head, now keep a blank face. I slowly turned around.
"Baby."
"Hi A-a-akiyama." So he went back to my last name? Oh yeah, yesterday morning... I forgot about that.
"Hey Tsuna, you were really cool today." I said smiling ignoring the baby at his feet. "So whose the kid?" gesturing to Reborn but not looking at him, just like one would do if it really was just a baby.
"Oh, um, he, uh, he's my cous..."
"I'm hear to tutor Tsuna." I raised an eyebrow at tsuna in disbelief and amusement.
"Funny brother you have there Tsuna."
"Oh he's not my brother!" Tsuna said waving his arms in a panicked state.
"I'm a hitman."
"You know you shouldn't let kids be exposed to such violence at this age, its really not good for them." I then turned my back to them to walk away.
*Click*
I then turned back to them, to find a gun pointed at me.
"Akiyama Tomoko, 13 years old, first year of middle school. Her average grades are C's, athletic capabilities are low, and is popular among her classmates. Is an only child, and has no known connection to the Mafia except for having a class with Dame-Tsuna. Overall, a normal 13 year old girl, with no special significance or capabilities." Ouch, harsh.
"REBORN! You are being mean!" Tsuna tried to protest. "And you don't just point guns at people!" Tsuna was now pulling on his hair with both hands in stress.
"I'm a hitman, I can do whatever I want."
"That doesn't make any..." BANG Tsuna then help his cheek to find a scratch on it. "YOU JUST SHOT AT ME!" The gun moved back to face me.
"Akiyama Tomoko, if that is even your name, who are you really?"
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*Gulp*
Note: This is for if you didn't understand how I almost ended up killing Yamamoto or messing up the whole story just from giving him advice in the last chapter. Yamamoto was supposed to go to Tsuna for help, which ended up resulting in him jumping off the school roof. Tsuna feels responsible for this so he takes action and tries to help him, because its him, Yamamoto listens, but he ended up falling anyways, but Tsuna saves him. Because I was the one that gave the advice, he may not have listened to Tsuna, or Tsuna may not have actually have come to save him. If I had tried to save Yamamoto he may have ended up falling anyways and I wouldn't have been able to save him. If Yamamoto had died, Tsuna would not have had his rain guardian, which would means that they would not have been able to accomplish all the tasks that come in the future because he would not be there to help them. If Yamamoto had lived, or still never tried committed suicide, he may not have ever became friends with Tsuna and place his loyalty with him, and risk his life to help Tsuna.
