Rigby and Mordecai were picking up the tresh when Benson showed up,"Why are you still not finished?"
"Rigby barely picked up anything. He keeps saying that the stuff on the ground are just rocks." explained Mordecai.
Benson glared at Rigby,pointing to the bottle cap on the floor,"What is that?"
"A rock." said Rigby.
"Take off the glasses."
"What?No!"
Bensons face grew red,"That's an order,Rigby!"
Rigby frowned,"No."
"WHY THE HELL DO YOU WEAR GLASSES IF YOU DON'T NEED THEM?!"
"They make me seem more smarter."
"NO THEY DON'T MAKE YOU SEEM MORE SMART,YOU IMBECILE!TAKE THEM OFF NOW OR YOU'RE FIRED!"
Rigby thought for a second then sighed and took them off. He gave them to Benson who threw them on the ground and started jumping on them.
Mordecai and Rigby started at him. When Benson was done ,he kicked them,"There!" he started to walk away,"Now get back to work!"
"Wooow..." Rigby looked at his friend,"It really must be hard to have yummy gumballs and having no one to try them."
Mordecai took two sandwiches out of the fridge and gave one to the raccon.
"Are you sure Benson won't mind?"
"We're just having a lunch break." said Mordecai and took a big bite.
"Okay." Rigby started eating.
"So...where were you last night?And why are you still dressed up like that?" asked Mordecai.
Rigby frowned,"Firstly:It's none of your business. Secondly:It's none of your business."
Mordecai chuckled,"You really have to work on your vocabulary."
"Stop talking!"
"Whatever." Mordecai finished his sendwich and licked his fingers,"Time to get back to work." he started to walk to the door and Rigby followed him. When Mordecai opened the door he turned back to his friend,"By the way,if you really want Eileen to like you,you should just be youself." he walked out,leaving Rigby standing there and wondering How did he know?
Mordecai wasn't going to get back to work just yet. Insted,he went to the coffee shop where he saw Margaret cleaning a table. He smiled and walked over to her,"Hey Margaret!"
Margaret smiled,looking at him,"Hey." she let go of the rag,"How are you?"
"I'm good,you?"
"I'm fine,thanks."
"How's Eileen?"
"Umm.." Margaret turned to where Eileen was serving the drinks. She didn't have her glasses on.
"I ordered light beer,this is dark beer." said the annoyed costumer.
"Aw come on.." said Eileen,"Just give it a try dude."
"No. I will not give it a try. I want light beer."
Eileen showed the costumer the middle finger then walked away.
Margaret turned back to Mordecai,"Let's just say she's not really being herself lately."
"Neither is Rigby. I think they changed themselves so they can be perfect for each other."
"Awww,that's so cute!"
"Yeah but they shoulden't be doing that. They like one another the way they are!"
"I know. But what can we do about it?"
"I have an idea. " said Mordecai,"But i need your help."
