Chapter 7: the plan to ruin a perfect relationship
I need to make a chapter that's like a thousand words but still has the same amount of stuff in it. If any of you think I do tell me in your review. Anyway heres our disclaimer and crap. Disclaimer: I do not own legend of Zelda or anything else I put in this story, (guys I'm doing 2 other stories that have a bunch of stuff in them so I can't remember if I put something else in here.) now on with the story. Link-ehem meh-oh yeah link has something to say too link-everyone I would like to say I do not like any girls in bhbmans stories. Meh-your kidding me. You don't like any of the saria or malon. Link- uhhh no. First sarias either the most bothering girl or shes horny for me. Zeldas always a whore. Meh-yeah but what about malon link-well I'm not going to say I like her…yet. Meh-o…k…anyway lets start the story.
Link was living the life. Him and malon were going out now. His brother was home to hang out with him. Plus saria mysteriously disappeared. He now knew what a doorbell was because of the dictionary he just bought at the kokiri mart. He also knew he could not use a doorbell because like his shotgun and bazooka it was the futile era and they didn't have those yet.
"Yeah yeah I know. We can't have those scientificalogical things but you know what I like my bazooka more than my sword, and I like to use a bell thingymawhatzer instead of using my hand when I go to make out with malon. So there." Link pointed at me or in other words to the sky.
Dark link turned to link at the t.v. (Dark link was leaning on the wall reading the hylian times.) " Hay bro who are …you talking…to." Dark link felt weird asking his brother this seeing as though they were the only people in the house.
"Oh heh uh no one nevermind." Link was a little embarrassed until he stated defending himself. "What are you looking at. I'm trying to watch television. Read your damn hylian times. Go away." Link went back to watching television.
By the way link…your not suppose to have television. Its not invented yet.
"Youuuuuuuuuuu." Link walked out of the room. A few minutes he came back with jet boots on. Dark link snarfed on the milk he was drinking.
"Link, what the hell are you doing." Dark link watched as link activated his boots.
"I'm gonna kill you ahhhhhhhhh." Link blasted through the ceiling and into the sky.
I push link from the sky back through the floor of his tree house. He falls through the tree house, which then falls on him. Links beaten up on the bottom and dark link is beaten up at the top. Malon comes in.
"Ugh not again." Malon snarfs.
Through the lens of a telescope saria watches the whole thing. "It's worse than I thought. I'll have to activate my plan immediately." Saria pushes a red button.
Malon link and dark link were looking at there rebuilt tree house. Then a laser beam turned it into ashes.
"Oh what the hell." Link jumped out of the lasers way and then turned around. Him and dark link were on one side while malon was on the other side split from the laser, which was coming from a giant robot.
"Hahaha. This is the perfect way to ruin a perfect relationship." Saria was in the robot.
When saria looked back though link had a bazooka. "Screw you saria." Link had his mean face on.
"Links got his mad face on uhoh." Malon thought as she smiled.
The robot started to run for dear life as link fired a heat seeker. All else that happened was an explosion, saria firing into the sky saying "team saria blasting off." With her robot right by her, and link and saria making out on the spot.
To be continued
Well there it is a happy funny big episode. But don't worry team saria will be back with reinforcments. Also now that you've seen the power of links bazooka I'm sure you'll r&r or else…haha seriously r&R dudes.
