Talk To Zero Kiryu

By: ZeroFan1256

Kuro: Sup, guys.! Yeah.. I'm alive now, I do apologize for not posting in a looong time, but I think I can continue this who Q and A everyday if possible. I hope you still enjoy this, even after a long time..!

Zero: Idiot, they probably forgot about this idiotic Q and A. Unfortunate for you, yet it's a lucky day for me..

Kuro: … Are you always this pissy..? [-Turns to glare-]

Zero: This is how I am, shut it, and let's get this over with so I can leave..! [-He hits the table as he balled his hand into a fist-]

Kuro: Alright, alright! Sit your butt down, Mr. Emo face! Anyways, moving along, here's our first question from:thecoldforest!

"Nyaa, Kuro-chan, it's been sooo long! -hugs Kuro-chan- How've you been? Good, I hope:) Oh, hello to you too, Zero -is about to hug but decides against it- You seem to be holding up well, considering you survived the craziness that was this chapter. Even a good, non-sadist fan asked you a sane question...I'm glad for you-smile- But, Zero...-serious face- smile more! Most of us may be sadistic and enjoy putting you in uncomfortable positions just to see your sexy tortured expression, but we also want a good smile! And...I can't believe I said that with a straight face -blushes- I didn't mean to say it that way, sorry...so many ways "uncomfortable positions" can be interpreted...Sorry...-awkward fidget- Well, on with the question then!

Zero, was there ever a time when you really did steal Yuuki's pudding? I know you got beat up pretty bad by her when Kaien did it but what about u t any other time?

Nee, Kuro-chan, keep going with this! It always brightens my day to see Zero reluctantly put up with his fans...And all the characters you bring in keep it entertaining. Arigato gozaimasu! -bows- Please, update soon! "

Kuro: Wooow.. This is quite long, uhm.. Ahh, hahah, thank you for your hug, dear..~

Zero: Hnn..? Well the last one, was considerably annoying.. [-He growled out as he looked to the side-] Smile..? Unless I'm having a nice time, I won't be smiling, nor will I force myself to smile.. [-He slanted his eyes to the ground as he spoke out softly-]

Kuro: … You're the most depressing ass fucker in the world, Zero.. = ="

Zero: [-Gives her a death glare-]

Kuro: U-Uh, I mean.. … Moving on! Oh.. Ooh~ She called ya sexy..!

Zero: H-Hah?!

Kuro: On to the question, sexy~

Zero: Che! Her pudding.? .. Well I didn't know it was hers! Honestly is was like a war when she figured out her pudding was go- Wh-Why the hell would I steal a vampire's?! Who told you this anyways?! [-He slammed his hands on the table a couple times as he pointed at her with a growl-]

Kuro: Wow.. This is quite a show, eh..?

Zero: Did you tell her about this?!

Kuro: Eh..? No, I don't think so. I don't even know where she got this information. [-Rests my head on the palm of my hand-] Perhaps it's from an earlier scene from a while ago or something.. Or she got it from the manga of –

Zero: Why are you talking about manga?!

Kuro: .. Oh, nevermind..~ Thank you for commenting..~ Next kitten is Rina-san..~

"Hello Kuro-chan and Zero, soooo how are you? I hope you are in the pink of health... Especially you Zero! The blood tablets gives you pain so yeah, your heath is important! Okay... Now to the question...

Zero... Hm... What should i ask? -thinks- AHA! You killed 20, huh...? I got one question for you. Bloody Rose is an anti-vampire gun so how did you hold it...?

Oh, im sorry Zero since i brought you some bad memories... -bows to 90 degrees- im so sorry!

Oh Kuro-chan, good luck for your school. And... Are you a... Ah, never mind.

Once again, Im VERY sorry Zero for bringing you bad memories. -bows 90 degrees again- well goodbye and have a nice day...

Sincerely, RinaCookieMonsterz (XD I love cookies! So yeshh! Dont think bad of me. I eat like a lady so yesh. I just love this name! And again, im sorry!)"

Kuro: We're fine, thank you love..~ Ahh..

Zero: Hnn..? Killed twenty..? What the hell does that have to do with anything..? [-He raised an eyebrow-] Ahh.. Well correct it is, but it doesn't shock my when I hold it like Yuki's rod. The-

Kuro: Pfft..!

Zero: … What..? [-He narrowed his eyes-]

Kuro: N-Nothing~ Just sounded wrong..~

Zero: [-He hit her hover the head with his hand as he growled-] Idiot! .. Moving on, only if the bullet hits the vampire, it'll cause the vampire to be injured, if it's a Level E though, it'll disperse. Haven't you been paying attention, idiot..?

Kuro: … You're a real buttface.. Anyways, no need to apologize, thank you for commenting!
Next is:
StarWarrior

"Hey, this is the first time and last time you will hear from me because I am only doing this for my lover. You might know her from my name and not seeing her review for this chapter...This is one crazy one if you ask me...

Anyways, I'm here to tell you 'humans' or whatever creatures you are that she won't be coming on. Why? Because she felt bad for making a dimension pocket that cause a rip to other worlds thus making this fanfic insane and causing trouble for the Author or Kuro-san. Also, there are other reasons, but they are more personal and you ALL don't really need to know.

If ANYONE, I mean to the perverts and the annoying 'humans' and EVERYONE, tries to go through and make her feel better or worse... I will hurt you. To the point I want you All dead and buried and I won't regret it. Don't think I am not serious because I won't let anyone make my lover cry and get away with it. I won't hurt the Author because she has my respect.

Final questions but from me:

1) Dude, if you want to kill them then just shoot them. Why hold back?

2) What is up with that Yuuki chick? For a leading female, she is as weak as a twig and I am not talking about her brain.

3) Do you think the co-existence between vampires and humans will ever work? Sooner or later, it will end up into a war all over again because it always does.

4) Zero, with that pretty face, why don't you smile more? I am betting those vampires won't see it coming.

That's pretty much everything and I don't want to see you guys. Also Author or Kuro-san, thanks for taking care of my lover during this whole thing. You have been great to meet with and don't let Zero murder you..."

Kuro: … Your girlfriend is lucky. You seem like an interesting person, haha! .. God I want a boyfriend.. Even a girlfriend… .. I'm single by the way… Please love me someone..

Zero: .. This isn't for your love affairs, no one cares anyways. [-He clicked his tongue-]

Kuro: Hell, I'd date you Zero.

Zero: WHAT?!

Kuro: Moving on, time for some questions!

Zero: Ch-Che..!

To your first question if it's regarding the people from the last chapter or the vampires.. Well I can't really answer that, be more specific.

Second question.. Well Yuki may seem pretty weak, although her determination is strong. She's flexible, yet weak. But since she's no longer human, I wouldn't call her weak anymore.

Third one. No.. Because vampires no matter what will give in to their instincts, whether they're so called "kind" they will probably only gain your love in order to get your blood. I know that war may happen again, but hopefully us hunters will keep it away.

Anf finally your fourth one, again, I won't smile unless I feel like it's something should smile about, I will not force myself. Whether people will like me or not because or it, it matters how I'm feeling.

Kuro: Awww.. Don't want to see us aggaain?! Now fair, no fair… Humph.. Ah, of course! She's a kind girl. Hehe, anyways.. I hope so too~ Thank you for staying with us or a time, please come back whenever you want.~ Next question! Byyy.. Creamy Cupcake

"Author chan I didn't mean your not sensible it's just that your out of the ordinary anyway. Zero what was your disision me who looks very similar to you or author chan...new question if it was your birthday would you spend it with me,aido or kaname that leach...anydo hear are some cookies and if you don't want them here is some ramen...have you ever gone to the beach...last but not least I know how to make these extras disappear *wink wink* but you have to eat 2 cookies bye kisses zero again ps whispers to author chan- what's zeros favorite colour? Creamy cupcake has left the building but will be back mwahahahahahhhh! O.o #"

Kuro: Haha, well thank you! Annd, your question..

Zero: I don't understand what you said after that, it sounds like you're a child.. [-He glared at the female as he clicked his tongue again-] Che.. Anydo..? I don't know what you're talking about.. Finally, a question with actual words.. Not recently, it hurts my eyes.. When I was younger I had gone with Ichiru and my parents while we were on vacation. Tch, and keep your illiterate self off me. [-A dark aura emitted from him as he wiped his cheek-]

Kuro, H-How crude.. But I must admit, Creamy-chan, if you're going to ask question, please keep them literate, so we can read them. His favorite color..? I suppose it's either the really dark colors or the really whitish colors.

Zero: No kiddin- Oi. The guy is back.

Kuro: Eh..? Oh! StarWarriors again! Yes!

"I can't believe I am doing this again. I really don't want to do this. I really want to punch that idiotic-blond prince host guy right in the face; he has a lot of nerves trying to flirt with MY LOVER. I am really weak against Maiden Warrior's "please"...I need to calm down, a girl's heart has their limits...in some case.

I told your (Kuro) review to her and she cried tears of joy. Although she did cry when she thought Zero is going to kill you, Kuro. She has been emotional these couple of weeks so she can't go on to the internet now. Like I said, she has some personal problems to take care of and one involves with me and her family. They didn't take my relationship with her and being a lesbian very well. Any advice?

By the way Zero...you do look really good in that girl's uniform. My cousin will kill to have those legs. (smirks)

Here's a note from Maiden Warrior: "Please don't kill Author-san, Zero. We need her to keep writing in this dull world they call reality. Also, are you alright? Star Warrior told me everything went crazy in the chapter and something about her wanting to kill some blond-perverted host. I don't really get it though..."

That's really it so good luck, Kuro-san. I hope Zero doesn't murder you."

Kuro: Kyaa~ That's so cute..! Gaahh! Zero, I want her, I want her..!

Zero: … Idiot! She's already with someone..!

Kuro: B-But.. She's so adorable..

Zero: Che! Anyways, I think this is a question for you, or more like a random comment.

Kuro: Ahh.. I see, really..? Mmn.. Although this is late.. The heart wants what the heart wants. No one can choose who they love. If we could choose then it wouldn't be true love. Tearing apart two lovers might just cause pain, and make them want to see each other more, and cause her to resent her parents. I do hope they understand that you two can't help who you guys love. Love is.. A troubling yet wonderful emotion.. I honestly wish I could experience what you two have..

Zero: …

Kuro: A-Ah.. oh and Zero! … She said you looked good in a uniform..~

Zero: Wh-WHAT?! Che! You!

Kuro: Moving on, I didn't die, so don't worry..~ *Whispers* Message me if you have someone cute I can have.. Friends or fam- [-Zero thwacks her in the head with a twitch-] Itai!

Zero: IDIOT! GO TO THE NEXT QUESTION!

Kuro: Y-You're such an ass.. Moving along is kindkewtkatie

"RAPE TIME?!

WOAH-WOAH!

THANK-YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FOR THE ANSWERS AND CALL OUT KURO AND ZERO! XD

HAHA! Awwwwwwww...Hunny-senpai and Momiji meeting each other! TOO CUTE! 3

I get really pissed (language, sorry!) when Zero always helped Yuuki with her Kuran problems and never really seems to appreciate it...I mean, sure, she gave him a chocolate on Valentines and let him drink her blood but still... . Apart from that I like her.

Hey Zero the Hero, LOL, did you ever have a stuffed bunny that you slept with when you were little or something?

If you had to kill a group of level E's with either Ruka or Aidou, who would you choose?

When Maria had control over her body again, you didn't seem disgusted by her... SHE'S SO CUTE! 3 Did you still have the same opinion about her when she was herself?

Why is it you never thought about how alike Yuuki and Kaname looked before you knew the truth?

AND STOP SUFFERING BY YOURSELF AND HAVING SUCH DEPRESSING THOUGHTS! THINK ABOUT THE PEOPLE YOU EFFECT AND YUUKI MUST HAVE FELT WHEN SHE SAW YOU WITH THAT FREAKIN' GUN TO YOUR HEAD! RAWR!...I LOVE YOUR LAVENDER EYES!

You know when you asked Yuuki to get a rope to tie up Aidou-senpai? Have you ever thought about how that may sounded to others? Like what is going to happen between Sasha and Kuro? O.o

If a student (day class) were seriously injured by a vampire (like had her voice box torn out) would you try and comfort her? If so, how?

Sorry, I got carried away, oh! And Kuro-san? I actually feel like I am having a conversation with him right now! YOU ARE AMAZING TO ACCOMPLISH THAT! XD

kindkewtkatie out."

Kuro: Not really, I just got lazy when I was typing.. So I apologize for the dullness.~ Ah..? Haha, no problem! I'm a sailor, so you can swear all ya want!

Ah! I know right!? But Zero is too love blinded, so he doesn't even care..~ Riiight~?

Zero: URUSAI!

Kuro: Touchy, Touchy.. Anyways, you can answer the questions now~ This is the last one!

Zero: Whatever.. First one.. I never really had a stuffed bunny, Ichiru and I usually slept together, basically ever night really. We liked using each other for warmth, rather than a non-living object.

Regarding the second one, they both idolize Kuran, but one is more annoying than the other. But I'd usually go alone, so there's no way I'd go with either, because I'd leave before I was paired with either one.

Third one, I wasn't disgusted because she was similar to Ichiru, she was weak. Also she had given me information, I needed to learn about Shizuka and Kuran.. Besides she was too weak to do anything to me, she was simply used by that woman..

Well I found some similarities, but hell everyone looked the same, so honestly I never thought about it.

Unlike you, I don't have a perverted mind. And also Kuro is like you, perverted, so I knew that would happen, honestly.

Tch, you have too many questions.. I'm a vampire.. A Level D, I can't be around blood.. So I'd get someone trustworthy like Yuki or the Headmaster, hell even that damn pureblood. But I suppose I'd try to get her to them as quick as possible before I turned into a bloodthirsty monster..

And about how others feel.. Isn't how I feel matter as well..?

Kuro: …. A-Alright, moving along, let's not get into an argument. Er, well I try my best, you know~ I appreciate you for reading and commenting on these..~ Thanks a bunch! ^ ^

Ahh.. That's all of them we have for today, so, time to say bye!

Zero: Tch.. Whatever. [-He stands with his hands in his pocket as he walks away-]

Kuro: Ahh.. Well.. Anyways, if you have any suggestions on who the next guest should be, like maybe Saito from The Familiar of Zero or the adorable Kazehaya from Kimi Ni Todoke, feel free to comment! Or if you'd like to be the next guest in our next chapter, please contact my kik, which is Squirrelz_and_hoboz! Thanks for reading, kittens~ See ya!

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