Love is a battlefield


Kofi has a huge crush on Mei-Lan, the daughter of the food delivery man. But he sees Mei-Lan and Angelo together, he gets jealous. He gets mad on Angelo and doesn't want work together anymore, it really get worse when Kofi challenge Angelo to a showdown.


(Xiaolin temple, the monks are training. They doing a balance exercise. Kofi is focusing, but then sees Mei-Lan and loses his focus and falls of his pole.)

Gamila: Kofi are you okay?

Kofi: Yeah, I'm fine

Angelo: I think we should call a doctor.

Kofi: I told you I'm fine, I didn't hurt myself.

Angelo: No, but must be sick. If you're the first one to fall off during the exercise.

Kofi: I just lost focus.

Hudson: How come mate?

Kofi: I don't know.

(Kofi turns away from his friends and stares with a dreamy look at Mei-Lan. Mei-Lan walks towards the monks. The monks get of their poles.)

Mei-Lan: Hey guys, how is it going.

Gamila: It's going well, just tired of training.

Mei-Lan: I don't think I can't do any of this.

Hudson: Well with right training you will.

Mei-Lan: Hey Angelo are you coming?

Angelo: Yeah, let me just change.

Mei-Lan: Okay, then we will meet at our secret spot.

Angelo: See you there.

(Mei-Lan and Angelo walk away from the rest. Kofi keeps staring at Mei-Lan.)

Gamila: Do you think they are couple?

Hudson: Who?

(Kofi hears Gamila and snaps out of his dream.)

Kofi: What did you say?

Gamila: I said do you guys think, that Mei-Lan and Angelo are a couple.

Kofi: A couple?

Hudson: Why would you think that?

Gamila: They have been going to their secret spot for weeks.

Kofi: Weeks?

Hudson: What do you think they are doing there.

Gamila: Probably kissing.

Kofi: Kissing?

Hudson: You really think they are a couple.

Gamila: It's possible, but I don't understand what she sees in Angelo.

Kofi: Yeah, what does he got what I don't got. Can you tell me?

Hudson: Let's just say love is complicated.

Kofi: You think this is love?

Gamila: Angelo will probably talk about it. Correction brag about, that he has a girlfriend.

(Hudson and Gamila walk away. Kofi looks down at the ground, with a sad look. Later that day, Kofi decides to spy on Mei-Lan and Angelo. He sneaks towards the entrance of the temple and hides in a bush. He sees them talking, then a quick hug and then he sees that Mei-Lan gives Angelo a kiss on his cheek.)

(In the meantime in London, in the basement of Gemini. The twins hear the computer alarm going off. They receive a call from the Evil Employer.)

Donald: Hello master.

Evil Employer: Gemini how many Shen Gong Wu do we got?

Donald: Is it really that hard to say hello to us.

Wilbur: We've got the Shatter Box, the Weather Staff and the Mantis Flip Coin.

Evil Employer: So a total a three Shen Gong Wu.

Donald: Blimey, that isn't much.

Wilbur: Quiet you nitwit.

Evil Employer: Do you guys know how much the monks have?

Donald: No, do you?

Evil Employer: Well not the exact number, but they have a vault full of them.

Donald: Butt to be honest some of those Shen Gong Wu have been there for twenty years.

Wilbur: We get more Shen Gong Wu master.

Evil Employer: You better, don't disappoint me again.

(The Evil Employer hangs up.)

Donald: What are we going to do Willy?

Wilbur: We've to think of a plan to get more Shen Gong Wu.

Donald: I know!

Wilbur: What's it?

Donald: We've to win Showdowns.

Wilbur: Every time I think it can't get worse with you, it gets worse.

Donald: Hey, at least I've won one Showdown.

Wilbur: Okay you won one Showdown, but we need to win more.

Donald: Oh then we need to think of a really good plan.

Wilbur: Don't worry about it, I will do the thinking for the both of us.

Donald: Good, because you know how hard thinking is for me.

(Back at the temple, Kofi goes to the living room. He enters the room and sits on the couch without speaking a word. A few moments later Angelo enters the room and sits next to Kofi.)

Angelo: How is it going guys?

Hudson: It's going well.

Gamila: Yeah, a free afternoon and now Shen Gong Wu hunting.

(Dojo enters the room with the scroll.)

Dojo: Shen Gong Wu alert.

Gamila: And I spoke to soon.

Hudson: What's the Wu, we're looking for.

Dojo: The Eyes of the Owl. A Shen Gong Wu that allows it's user the see in the dark.

Angelo: How do they look like?

Dojo: They look like goggles, but the glasses look owl eyes.

Kofi: Let's go get the Shen Gong Wu.

(The monks change clothes and Dojo sizes up. Dojo flies off.)

(Gamila wears a long light brown vest, under that a beige t-shirt, blue skinny jeans and light brown boots. She has a ponytail.)

Angelo: Where are we going Dojo?

Dojo: We're going to Austria.

Angelo: Isn't that where you are from Hudson?

Hudson: No I'm from Australia.

Gamila: You know a lot of people make that mistake.

Kofi: But we wouldn't be surprised if Angelo makes more mistakes like that, I mean he isn't the smartest.

Angelo: Hey, where was that for.

Kofi: That was the truth.

Angelo: I admit I'm not the best in geography, but I got other qualities.

Kofi: Yeah, name one thing.

Angelo: I can play the guitar and I can sing. So I know a lot about music.

Kofi: Like that can help us in a Showdown.

Angelo: What did I do, to you?

Kofi: Like you don't know?

Angelo: I don't know.

Gamila: Angelo what did you do?

Angelo: Like I said, I don't know.

Hudson: So you didn't do anything.

Angelo: Nothing.

Dojo: Hey kids, don't fight back there. We are at our destination.

(The monks land in Austria, they are looking for the Shen Gong Wu. At one moment Angelo spots the Shen Gong Wu.)

Angelo: I found the Wu!

Hudson: Nice work Angelo!

Angelo: I've got it.

Kofi: No I've got it!

Wilbur: No we got it!

(Kofi runs toward Angelo and pushes him aside. The twins grab the Shen Gong Wu and fly off.)

Kofi: See what you did?

Angelo: Me? I told you, I've got it.

Kofi: You say this my fault?

Angelo: Uh, Yes.

(Hudson, Gamila and Dojo run towards the two boys.)

Gamila: What was that?

Kofi: Angelo let twins steal the Shen Gong Wu.

Angelo: I think that that headband of yours is to tight, because I didn't do anything wrong.

Kofi: Except for the stolen Wu.

Angelo: The Wu would be stolen, if you didn't push me away.

Hudson: Yeah Kofi, what did you do that.

Kofi: So you guys think this also my fault?

Gamila: To be honest, I kind of think that it might be your fault.

Dojo: Doesn't matter who's fault it is, I've to be the one explaining this to Master Fung.

(Kofi and Angelo look mad at each other. The monks fly back to the temple.)

(The twins have arrived in their basement. They make contact with the Evil Employer.)

Evil Employer: What's it?

Donald: A hello to you to master.

Wilbur: Shut up Donny!

Evil Employer: Please get to the point, I don't have all day.

Wilbur: We've got a new Shen Gong Wu for you master.

Evil Employer: That's good the hear.

Donald: That means we've got four Shen Gong Wu now.

Evil Employer: How did you guys do it?

Wilbur: It was thanks to the monks.

Donald: Yeah, they were fighting with each other and we grabbed the Wu.

Evil Employer: What were they fighting about?

Donald: We don't know master.

Evil Employer: Whatever it's use it against them, I want more Shen Gong Wu.

Wilbur/Donald: Yes master.

(The Evil Employer hangs up.)

(The monks are still on Dojo.)

Hudson: Is anyone gonna explain what exactly happened back there?

Angelo: Beats me, I did my job.

Kofi: Making sure that our enemies get Shen Gong Wu?

Angelo: Kofi what do you have against me? I thought we were friends?

Kofi: I thought so too, but you ruined that.

Angelo: Can you at least tell what I did?

Kofi: I not going to tell, because you already know.

Gamila: Please not this discussion again.

(Suddenly Dojo starts shaking, the monks hold on tight.)

Dojo: Shen Gong Wu alert.

Hudson: Which Shen Gong Wu are we going to look for now?

Gamila: Let me check the scroll.

(Gamila grabs the Ancient Scroll of the Shen Gong Wu and opens it.)

Gamila: We've got the Man of Steel. Two bracelets that can turn it user into steel.

Angelo: If I wear those, I literally have abs of steel.

Kofi: Like you're getting that Shen Gong Wu?

Hudson: Okay less talking, more flying quicker.

(Dojo flies as quick as he cans to the place, the monks land. Angelo spots the Shen Gong Wu, but so does Wilbur. The boys touch to Shen Gong Wu. But then Angelo sees Kofi as well.)

Angelo: Kofi what are doing, we're on the same team.

Kofi: I challenge you Angelo and you Wilbur into a Xiaolin Showdown trio.

Wilbur: Oh this getting interesting.

Angelo: Kofi are you sure you want to do this?

Kofi: I'm sure.

Wilbur: What's the showdown?

Kofi: The game is grab the flag, first person with two flags wins.

Wilbur: My Shatter Box, against your Mask of the Chameleon and Angelo's Bats Ears.

Kofi: I accept.

Wilbur: How about you Angelo?

Angelo: Kofi I don't want to fight you.

Kofi: You have to.

Angelo: Fine if you want to play it that way. Then I accept the challenge.

Angelo/Kofi/Wilbur: Let's go Xiaolin Showdown!

(The area changes into a field. Each person has a flag in their area. The monks are in their Xiaolin robs.)

Hudson: I don't know who to cheer for.

Dojo: Me neither.

Gamila: I can tell this is going to end bad.

Angelo/Kofi/Wilbur: Gong Yi Tanpai!

Kofi: Mask of the Chameleon!

(Kofi puts on the mask on turn invisible. Angelo looks around him, he gets tackled by Kofi. Kofi takes of the mask and the two are face to face with each other.)

Angelo: Kofi this ridiculous, stop this.

Kofi: No, you need to pay for what you did.

Angelo: What did I do?

Wilbur: Oh Angelo, how can you lie to Kofi.

Kofi: See even he know what you did.

Wilbur: You did such a bad thing and Kofi is your friend.

Angelo: I told you I don't know what I did!

Wilbur: You've told enough. Shatter Box!

(Wilbur takes away Angelo's voice)

(Wilbur already has taken Angelo's flag and now he walks towards Kofi's flag. He uses the Shatter Box to give Angelo's voice back, then grabs the flag of Kofi and the everything changes back to normal.)

Wilbur: I won I really won.

Donald: That was brilliant Willy.

Gamila: Brilliant? You didn't even get his hands dirty.

Wilbur: That was the brilliant part. But now cheerio monks.

(The twins jump into their jet and fly off with the Shen Gong Wu. Angelo gets up and wants to help Kofi, but he ignores him.)

Kofi: Are you happy now? We lost all the Shen Gong Wu.

Angelo: That's it Kofi, can you please tell me?

Kofi: I saw you, with Mei-Lan. You guys were talking, hugging and kissing.

Angelo: What are you talking about? I never kissed her. Oh I see what's going on her.

Hudson: You do? Because I'm totally lost here.

Angelo: Kofi do you got a crush on Mei-Lan?

Kofi: Yes, but you are her boyfriend.

Angelo: Who gave you that idea?

Gamila: That might be my fault, I was just wonder what you two were doing?

Angelo: I've been giving her guitar lessons, because her dad's birthday is coming up and she wanted to learn his favorite song.

Kofi: Oh, I didn't know that. I'm so sorry Angelo. What happened today was my fault and I take full responsibility.

Angelo: So you're not mad at me anymore.

Kofi: No, I'm not mad anymore. I should never let a personal reason get in the way of mission.

Angelo: Amici?

Kofi: Amici

(The two boys shake hands.)

(A few days later at the temple. Mei-Lan walks to the monks. She greets the monk and they greet her)

Mei-Lan: Hey Angelo, I wanted to thank you for the guitar lessons.

Angelo: No problem, I like giving you the lessons.

Mei-Lan: So as a thank you from me to you. I've got two tickets for the movie tonight.

Angelo: Tonight? I can't tonight, but Kofi is free to go.

Kofi: I'm?

Angelo: Yeah, Kofi would love to go.

Kofi: I would?

Mei-Lan: Okay, then I guess we go tonight Kofi?

Kofi: I guess so.

Mei-Lan: What about you Angelo?

Angelo: I'm fine, just glad my lesson paid off.

(Mei-Lan waves the monks goodbye.)

Kofi: I don't know how to thank you Angelo?

Angelo: Well if you took over my chores for a week, would be a good start.

Kofi: Deal.

(The monks laugh and Angelo and Kofi give each other a fist bump)