Happy Halloween! Mwahahaha! Mini fic of DOOOOOOM!

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Claire walked out of the living room, struggling to adjust the straps on her fairy wings. She wore a dark, velvet green mini dress decorated with glitter and sparkles, and she had just managed to get her hair perfect. She walked straight into Michele, who had on a neon light up Elvis costume and huge Elvis hair.

"Sorry!" She said, then blinked. "Wow. You look. . . .really cheesy."

Michele swaggered his hips and deepened his voice. "Thank you. Thank you very much." Claire giggled.

Eve walked in, and Claire gasped, forgetting her mirth for the moment, because she just had the freakiest costume she had ever seen her in. Eve was wearing a white mini skirt. With roses sown on the hemline. And a. . .a . . .a. . .

"Is that a pink blazer?" Claire asked dumbly.

"Yes!" Eve said, with a smile that was a little too wide and a voice a that was a little too perky. Twin pigtails danced as she bobbed her head up and down.

"What are you?" Michele asked, staring.

Eve rolled her eyes. "Daaaa. I'm a horrible skanky monster."

A moment of silence. "Your a Monicaette, aren't you?" Claire asked wryly.

Eve bobbed her head again. "Yep."

Shane suddenly jumped out, giant cape swept back dramatically, fangs flashing, face white and blood dripping down his chin. "I vant to suck vour booooood!" He wailed. Everybody laughed at that.

And that was when Myrnin jumped out of a portal none of them had noticed, as if out of thin air, and he had real fangs flashing and real blood dripping down his chin, and his eyes glowed bright red, and. . . .

Everybody froze for an instant in pure shock, but then, a giggle. A little giggle from Eve, and that opened the floodgates on Michele, and Claire wasn't too far behind, and then even Shane's deep booming laugh joined in.

"Myrnin," Claire gasped at his rather confused and disappointed face. "You do realize vampire bunnies are not scary, right?"


Ehh. May be I'll do something better tomorrow, but all you get for now is this old thing, because I had to do something on Halloween, even if it was just this thirty minuet little fic.

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