It was early morning when Ryan sneaked to the men's room at the homicide department. He had woken up extra early just to be able to pull his prank on Frank without being seen. He knew Frank was usually in early as well and Ryan had to finish before the big Texan came to work. Ryan entered the only stall in the men's room that had a working toilet at the moment, not to mention the urinals were broken. This was Ryan's lucky day!

Frank would have no choice but to use the stall when he needed to... well, you get the point. Ryan hoped that no one else would use it before him. First Ryan removed the lock using a screwdriver and instead put on a new lock that could only be opened from the outside. Ryan then put plastic over the toilet seat. Frank would probably kill him when he found out what Ryan had done, but it was worth it. Ryan then decided that to make sure no one innocent used the toilet before Frank and became the victim of the prank; he would hide in the next stall where the toilet wasn't working. He sat down on the toilet lid and rested his feet against the door so nobody would know he was there. Then all he had to do was to wait.

In the meantime Frank sat down by his desk and rested his head against the table. He was really tired. He hadn't been able to sleep during the night because of his neighbors barking dog. Frank found out quickly that he needed to use the men's room and he yawned before standing up and going there. There was nobody else at work right now except the night shift, but they were leaving to go home and make room for the day shift workers.

Frank whistled as he entered the men's room and went to the only stall that had a useable toilet. Ryan was already silently laughing in the stall next to Frank.

Frank lifted the lid, opened the fly on his pants and…

"HEY!"

Frank jumped back and hit his back on the door as the urine squirted all over the stall and on his pants. Frank growled and then saw the plastic.

"Who did this?" He yelled and looked down at his pants.

He couldn't work with urine-stained pants! He had to go home and change. Frank turned around to open the door and noticed that there was no handle of the inside. (Ryan had been lucky enough to guess that Frank would close the door by putting his hand on top of the door instead of using the handle).

"Hello?" Frank asked, "I pissed myself."

Ryan couldn't hold his laughter inside him anymore and he doubled over from laughing so hard. Frank recognized the laughter and crawled down on the floor to peek under the wall. He tried to stick his head down under the wall and got stuck.

Ryan laughed harder and almost peed himself too.

"You look so funny stuck with your head!" Ryan laughed.

"Help me out you moron!" Frank growled.

Ryan pushed at Frank's head and Frank sighed when he got loose.

"Now open the door." He demanded.

Ryan stepped out of the stall.

"No, I have to work. This is just payback for scaring the shit out me last week." He smirked and left the men's room.

"Ryan?" Frank asked, "Ryan!"

Frank growled and started banging and kicking at the stall door. He still had to pee, but he didn't feel like touching the plastic full of urine just to be able to pee. (Yes, Frank looked like a big tough guy, but he was really just a sissy).

He was going to kill Ryan!

"RYAN!" Frank yelled.

After thirty minutes Horatio came to the rescue and Frank ran to the lab's men's room to finish his business. Horatio had no idea what had happened, except that Frank had been stuck and so he when he felt his own need to use the toilet, he closed the door the same way Frank had done it. However, he saw the plastic before he used the toilet and turned around to leave.

"What the…" He muttered, "Frank?"

No reply.

"Frank? Hello?"

It was going to be a very long day for the red head.

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