Disclaimer: I don't own LoZ.
Mars: We're back!
Saria: How come I don't have so many questions???
Ruto: I don't either.
Link Oot: So the first is from:
frostclaw88
Funny! Thats all.
For
Link: Nice dress ya got there.
Zelda: You can teleport so why not
teleport away from Ganondork's clutches?
Ganondork: Why the heck
do you always capture Zelda then make Link die 20x just to battle you
and kick your **?
Mars: Yay.
Links: IT'S A TUNIC!!!!
Zelda Oot: He knows anti-teleportation spells.
Zelda TW: I don't… what she said.
Ganondorf: First off, I am not a dork. Second off, I want the TRIFORCE!!!!
Mars: Anger management much? (ducks a punch) Next reviewer is from:
Takeshi
Jecht
hey
this is the funniest thing ever
link
hey can i borrow epona i
need to beat my friend in a race
in oot how the tights get on
you
to all zelda girls minus ruto
wtf why have none of you done
it with like?
to all
did you know that they made a manga out of
oot its ... different
now zelda seriously do it with link or im
going to send my ninja's to make you and by ninja's i mean naruto and
jiraya
saria
where was phantom ganon holding you in the forest
temple?
thats all for now later
Mars: :D
Link TW: NEUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
Malon: See? I knew he loves me, and the horse I gave him as a gift!
Saria: Ugh… delusional woman…
Link Oot: Blame Rauru.
Zelda Oot: What? Link?
Malon: Everytime I approach him, a blue shield surrounds him!
Saria: Mido always tries to ruin intimate moments.
Mido: What does intimate mean?
Zelda: You mean the two pervs?
Saria: HE HELD ME IN A VERY HUMILIATING PLACE WHERE I SHALL NOT SAY IN PUBLIC!
Navi: HEY LISTEN! ONLY I CAN SPEAK IN CAPS!!!!
Link WoW: TO THE BATMOBILE! (gets smacked by Mars)
Mars: Yeah Sar, where'd he hold you? I'm sure our readers would like to know.
Saria: -sniff- he held me in the Dark World where there were all guy guards and no girls!!!
Phantom Ganon (appears out of nowhere): Excuuuuuusssssereeeee, forest princess…
Ganondorf: GO BACK!!! –kills Phantom-
Mars: Uh… Next question is from:
SakuraSunrise
~waves
hand frantically~ me me me me! ~coughs~ ahem, anyway, since, I may be
asking questions to you guys from here on out, here is my name, you
may call me Yui-chan! :D Anywho . . . Question time~! ~turns
towards Malon first~ Why is it that all you can sing is o o o o ? And
how did you get a RED horse?! However, you annoy me half the time,
but the other half you're really sweet and cute, so good job, just
don't take Link. Also, im sorry your father is an overweight Mario .
. . ~turns towards Ruto next~ Speaking of fathers, why is
your father a FAT FISH!? He takes forever to move! Why are all the
Zora's awesome except for him being a fat fish? Did you get your
looks from your mother? . . . by the way, give it up, Link won't
marry you . . . ~pats her head~ sorry. ~coughs and goes
towards Impa~ You're awesome! How do you play that music while doing
that thing with your hand? Did you give Zelda clothes to dress as
Sheik? Why did you give earrings to everyone? Do you have any real
purpose other then being a nanny? ~next to . . . TP Charas~ :
I'd . . . ask, but I haven't finished playing, since my brother stole
the thing where I can even see you guys ; it failed, like
epically. Nabooru, why are you brainwashed so easily? I mean,
like how did you even LET those witches get you in that freakish
armor? You're awesome anyway, but . . . the white lipstick . . .
~dies inside~ it just is . . . yuck? However, you're great . . . ? I
think . . . ? By the way, does that mean all the Gerudo's are
lesbian?!?!?!!?! If there is only like a guy born every such and such
years?!?!?!!? o__o do you have something for Zelda!? Rauru:
you know . . . did you know you remind me of Santa Clause? Where is
your temple again? I spaced, cause like . . . yeah. Darunia:
Why are you the only cool looking Goron? Why do they all look just .
. . weird otherwise? Why do you dance funny? Did you ever want to
wear Link's clothes cause you always look at Link . . . weird . . .?
How are you and the Biggoron related? Saria: You're my
favorite character like . . . ever! You're so cute! I want to cosplay
you! You're just kawai~! I adore everything about you, even if you
put people on guilt trips like my mother does ; however,
you're awesome possum! Anyway, do you ever wish that you were just as
old as Link when he turns to adult form? Cause, like, it'd be sad
otherwise ;~; Oh! ~offers ice cream~ want some? =3 Link: I
will resist the urge to fangirl. However, you, of course are also my
favorite too. Now on to the questions! ~Smile~ well . . . do you like
Zelda most or do you like one of the other girls more? Why does
everyone have pointy ears if they aren't all Kokiri? What's your
favorite color? Do you think Navi or Tatl is better? Did you ever
wonder why nobody else noticed that freaky looking moon?! Cause, like
if its the moon, couldn't everyone see it? When those Re-Dead/Zombie
things jump on you and such did you ever get raped? Cause it looks
like it, if you were then ;~; im soowwie. Do you want some ice cream
too?! =3 Also, did those dogs ever get on your nerves? They like
chase you to no end? Navi: You're also one of my favorite
charas! I like you way more then Tatl, no offense to Tatl, its just
you're more awesome? Do you ever feel like a floating light bulb? Why
did you leave Link at the end of the adventure?! Do YOU like Link?!
WHat do you look like in a human form? Are you and Tatl secretly
related? Mars: Who's your favorite out of them all?! O_O
Malon: The game developers made me stupid O.o My mommy gave me Epona. :P
Ruto: (darth vader style) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (pauses and sighs) My father is a fat fish because he ate at least 70 percent of the food.
Saria: O.O'
Impa: I don't give earings to everyone, and I'm also the princess' bodyguard. Oh, and I held an invisible ocarina.
Young Link: Really?
Impa: No, I whistled.
Nabooru: NO! We're not gay women. We Gerudos get our Boyfriends from Hyrrule. And I don't know why you must criticize my fashion! –pouts-
Rauru: I don't have a temple… and I substituted for Santa one time…
Darunia: I think it's to emphasize my coolness, right Brother? –slaps Link Oot-
Link Oot: -coughs- right.
Darunia: I look at Brother oddly because I wonder what would happen if I gave him the Talk.
Mars: DON'T!!! It's still rated PG-13!!!
Saria: Ooh Thanks! :D I like Ice cream! –ears droop a bit- I've always wanted to grow older, and to leave the forest… that will happen eventually though…
Mars: You think so?
Saria pouts and was about to cry. Young Link, Link Oot, and Mido all glare at Mars.
Mars: I was kidding. Of course that'll happen… .
Saria: Yay, really?
Mars: Sure.
Link Oot: I cannot answer that question, because if I did, I would die by all those I did not name.
Young Link: I agree!
Link TW: I second that.
Link WoW: I third that… (gets stared at) What?
Mars: Like… dude… I thought you only knew Tetra?
Link WoW: Oh… right…
Link Oot: The rumor is that our elf ears can hear the goddesses of Hyrule-
Young Link: The reason why everyone ran away was BECAUSE of the freaky face!
Link Oot: Anyway, I hated those redeads. We should incinerate corpses from now on, I don't want to talk about them. Anyways, I can't answer that question about the fairies either…
Navi: Why not?
Tatl: Yeah, Why not?
Navi: I;m sure he likes me more, Tatl!
Tatl: AT LEAST I HAVE A PERSONALITY, B1TC4!!!!
Link Oot: That's why. Anyway, All Links happen to like green. Also-
Young Link: THOSE DOGS SUCK!!!!!!
Mars: Next reviewer is:
Plumalchemyst
will all links and zelda caramel dancen
Link Oot: What is Carameldancen?
Mars: -shows a video of it-
Zelda Oot: Aww… so cute…
Darunia: HAHAHAHa! BROTHER DANCING LIKE THAT!!!!! NO WAY!!!!! HE CAN'T DANCE FOR LIFE!!!!!!!
Link WoW: -.- I'll show you!!!!
Link TW: PUT ON THE MUSIC!!!!
One hour of dancing later…
Zelda TW: Wow,,, MY LEG HURTS!!!! Little Link, You KICKED ME!!!!
Young Link: Sorry…
Zelda Oot: Not to mention Tetra bumping into me halfway, which caused me to fall on Wind Link, who fell on Oot Link!!!!? Ouch.
Saria: -giggling in laughter-
Midna Hytwilian
Yes I did change my name! Lol.
Saria: How much did it hurt when OOT Young Link ran away after you admitted
your love for him?
Darunia: Why the hell didn't you just save your people YOURSELF YOU **?!
Impa: Do you like waffles?
Ruto: How ** were you when you saw Link for the first time in seven years?
Nabooru: Do you pancakes?
Rauru: Do you like french toast?
Zelda OOT: Why didn't you just save Hyrule yourself as Shiek?
TP Link: That was an awesome slumber party! Will you date me?
Malon: No not a fruit. (Rolls eyes) Screw it. Did you ever think of murdering
Ingo?
Ganondorf: YOU SHALL FEEL THE WRATH OF MY SWEENEY OBSSESSION! (Slits his
throat and walks off singing A Little Ganondorf)
Midna: Once more, awesome slumber party! We should do it again some time. But
next time, I promise we'll play Wind Waker so you can kill Toon Link. ;)
Ilia: Yeah that's right Horse Theif, shut your mouth.
Zant: Lol, that must of been fun. Has anyone told you that my BFF and I made
a Top 30 Best Villians List and you made it up there with Skull Kid and
Ganondorf?
TP Zelda: Why didn't you turn into an animal in the Twilight?
Mars: Okay. Fine then. I dare you kiss Ganondorf. Oh yeah, time for some
major ** kickin'! (Grabs popcorn and plops self down to watch you get your **
kicked.)
Saria: . What are you talking about?
Darunia: I got ran over by the Volvalgia-mobile.
Impa: Yeah, I like waffles…
Ruto: I reserve the right not to answer that question.
Nabooru: YEAH I LIKE PANCAKES.
Rauru: I know that song.
Zelda Oot: I was an undercover agent.
Link TW: I would, if Zelda wouldn't grab onto my arm so tightly…
Malon: Ooh, yeah!
Ingo: WHAT!?!
Mars: FALCON PUNCH!!!! (punches Ingo with a fiery fist)
Ganondorf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (dies)
Link Oot: Done yet?
Ganondorf: (is dead)
Mars: Can I flip a coin to decide if your dare is valid or not? (Hits Ganondorf with a plunger) Yay Loophole! NEXT PERSON IS:
NotAllThatEvil
heres
a question
OoTlink:you have a magical flute that can bend the
rules of time so...what do you use it for?
Link Oot: To stop time… and change things whenever I make a mistake.
Ganondorf: YOU'RE NOT ALL THAT EVIL?? YOU MUST DIE!!!!!! (gets punched by Link Oot)
Mars: Next is from:
moontear123
awesome
another respond okay
navi: why are you always so annoying with the
hey listen
zelda: in the game your very modest and nice but isnt
royalty supposed to be narcissistic and spoiled
tp link: have u
ever licked yourself as a wolf
DL: have you ever left sour milk in
the fridge to screw up ganondorfs face
ganondorf: why is your face
screwed up
oot link: have u ever pet a stalfos
mars: whos your
fav character
Navi: Hey! I'm not annoying! (is ignored) HEY LISTEN!!!!!
Mars: Hay is for horses. (ducks a pie thrown by Navi)
Zelda (together): That's a stereotype.
Link TP: . No…
DL: YES!!!!
Ganondorf (revived): WHAT!?!?!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY FACE IS NOT SCREWED UP!!!!!!!
Link Oot: In your dreams :D
Mars: -flips a coin- Saria?
Saria: YAY!!!!!!
Mars: And that concludes this session of Ask the LoZ Characters!!! Now I must hide from possible copyrights!
Happy Mask Salesman: SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!!!!
Young Link: ARREST THAT MAN!!!!
