A/N About time I updated this huh? Pleasedon'thurtme.
Disclaimer I am about to be a poor college student in debt. I can only dream of owning DGM.
Blame it on the Alcohol
Kanda thought about why he thought letting the dumbass rabbit - who was in a conversation with beansprout at the moment - brush his hair was a good idea. Because let him tell you - it was a fucking stupid idea. Not only did the rabbit brush his hair in a calm soothing rhythm - therefore making him want to curl up and take a nap - but that over sized rodent also managed to SOMEHOW braid Kanda's hair whilst Kanda was defenseless against the lull of sleep. The son of a bitch - what are they talking about and why are they laughing so much? Wait, he doesn't care. Kanda wanted very much to throw the red head overboard - because they were in a small boat-yacht like thing Lenalee's brother owned and graciously let his darling sister borrow.
However, doing so would not please Lenalee and angering her is not a good idea. Even Kanda knew that. So no matter how fucking much Kanda wished to call the rabbit over only to push him over the railing, he didn't. Instead the focused on drinking the coke can he held in his hands.
He had to give it to the rabbit though, the low braid his hair was in felt refreshing. It didn't feel like having a witch use his hair to climb up a thirty story tower - which was how it sometimes (most of the time) felt.
Maybe he should having the rabbit do his hair more often...
Fuck. Did he seriously just consider that?
Kanda growled and threw his now empty coke can in a random direction.
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Lavi was laughing at a joke with Allen when something hit his head.
What the hell?
Looking down, he saw the culprit - a coke can.
Well then. Now who would throw a - oh wait. Nevermind.
Lavi looked over to Kanda, whose face was in a scowl and Lavi swore he heard a faint growl.
"Hey Allen. I'mma go check on Yuu-chan. Kay?"
Allen smiled in that all-knowing way of his and nodded, "Yeah, I'll be in the dinning area," and he skipped off to find Lenalee.
"Yuuuuu-chan~ What's wrong buddy?" Lavi asked as he sat down next to Kanda.
"Tch."
"So the usual then, eh?"
"Don't call me Yuu-chan you stupid pirate."
Kanda sounded a little sulky.
"Awwww. Is Yuu-chan sulking?"
"What?" Kanda glared. That's blasphemy. Kanda was a Kanda and Kandas do not sulk.
"Ehehe...nothing." Lavi scooted closer to Kanda. "So anyway... are you enjoyinh yourself?"
Kanda huffed and shrugged his shoulders.
"I'll take that as a yes."
Kanda stayed silent.
"Yuu-chan, you're not really a conversationalist are ya?"
"If you wanted a conversation, go back to talking to that stupid beansprout."
"Ohohoho. Do I sense jealousy?"
"What? No." Kanda answered - just a bit too quickly.
"Oh really now?"
"Tch." Kanda crossed his arms.
"C'mon Yuu-chan, let's go walk around this mini yacht." Lavi pulled Kanda up.
Kanda obliged - suprisingly. He grabbed his cane and felt it yanked out of his hand the the umpteenth time. Used to this routine - what the fuck? how did he get used to this? - he let the rabbit hold his hand and lead him around. Kanda realized that he was perhaps just a bit too used to this and cursed himself for being soft and for going along with a dumbass's whims.
Why? Why is it only the dumbass-goofy-green eyed-red haired-rabbit-pirate-idiot? Oh fuck him.
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Lenalee and Allen sneaked off the yacht - that was still docked; they didn't take it out to sea - and giggled madly. Like mad scientists on a mission. A super secret special and highly amusing mission.
They - being the oh-so-super-awesome-and-high-intelligent-secret-agents they were - had set up a nice dinner/picnic thing for Lavi and Kanda then left. Man. They were good.
Lenalee had made sure that Allen told Lavi specifically where they were going to be.
While Allen was distracting Lavi with conversation, Lenalee had cleared the dining area and set up a picnic themed dinner thing. Candle lights, rose petals, and all. She then set the basket of food she had ordered - hey, she was a girl but she wasn't a cook - on the blanket. Turned down the lights and when Allen walked in, they quietly slipped away.
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When Lavi walked into the dining area he just stopped. He stopped and stared, jaw opened, eyes bulging.
What the hell? Did someone transport him to Wonderland without him knowing? 'Cause really, why in the world was there a romantic picnic laid out before him...on the floor in the middle of a dining area...on a yacht...
...that belonged to Lenalee...
...who was in here...
Oh.
Well.
Those conniving bastards.
...but since the stuff's already laid out and all...
Lavi suppose he'll just have to take advantage of the situation...
He couldn't just let the food go to waste, what with the starving children in Africa and all.
Nope. He'll have to eat it.
But he couldn't eat it along. He's got to watch his weight.
"Well Kanda. I hope you're hungry."
Kanda stayed silent, but Lavi could tell he was confused.
"Lenalee and shortie left us a meal."
"Tch."
"Is that a yes?"
"Whatever."
"Alrighty then. We'll have to sit on the floor though."
"What the fuck? Why?"
"'Cause there's no chairs."
Kanda grumbled.
"Aw. C'mon Yuu-chan. Cheer up! We get free nice romantic dinner!" Oops. Lavi hadn't meant to let that last part slip.
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Romantic dinner? What the fuck was that stupid rabbit talking about?
"In your fucking dreams dumbass."
"Ahaa...right." He sounded nervous.
"Tch. Lets just eat."
Kanda plopped down after he felt the rabbit tug on his hand...which he was still holding.
"I need my hand to eat rabbit."
"What? Oh. Right. Sorry Yuu."
Kanda raised his eyebrows. No -chan added to his name?
Well whatever. He'll enjoy the peace.
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When they finished the picnic. Lavi found that Allen and Lenalee had left them wine. How they got it..Lavi didn't want to know. Allen probably pulled his please-give-me-some-alcohol-or-my-uncle-will-kill-me speech. Uuugh. Cross. That man gave Lavi the shivers.
"Yuu-chan, ya up for some wine?"
"Tch. Why not."
"Really?" Lavi was surprised.
"What?"
"Well...I just didn't think you would.."
"Well I am. Hand me a fucking glass already."
"Okay okay. Calm down princess grumpy pants."
"What was that?"
"I'm pouring you a glass right now?"
"That's what I thought. Man servant."
Lavi gasped. Yuu-chan was joking with him?
He handed Kanda his glass and poured himself his own. Together, they sat there sipping away at the wine.
When they finished half the bottle, Lavi decided to be responsible - gasp - and put it back into the basket. He was feeling tipsy and he could tell that Kanda was too.
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A little while later..
"Ayyyy, Yuu. You ready to go back to the beach house?"
"Ah..."
"Ya okay there bud?"
"Yeah..."
"Alright...lets go..."
They got up, Lavi took a hold of Kanda's hand once again and they walked back to the house.
Before getting into his own bed, Lavi helped Kanda into his. Not knowing what possessed him - he leaned down and kissed Kanda on the forehead.
He blames it on the alcohol.
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The rabbit held his hand all the way until he got into bed. When he got into bed, the rabbit had helped tuck him in. Why he didn't protest...Kanda doesn't know. Then, the rabbit leaned down close and Kanda could feel his breath.
What the hell was the rabbit thinki-
Oh.
What the fu-
That mother fuc-
Kanda felt like he should've been angry and he was trying, but he couldn't.
The rabbit slowly - or what Kanda thought was slowly - stood back up and walked over to his own bed.
Why the hell didn't Kanda react? If it was any other day, he would've punched the rabbit on the spot.
Fuck. Forget it.
He blames it all on the alcohol.
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A/N So? Review people. REVIEW! (:
