Rating: T
Characters: Jane, Jake, Dirk, Roxy
Pairings: unrequited janejake, mentioned dirkjake
Summary idk, some kind of au
AN: sorry for not updating for three days lol, im the worst author ever hahaha. Also, I felt the need of sadstuck so.. also, i have like 3 stories in the making right now, so yeah. they're kinda shitty tho and proly 1k long. so ye, takes me forever to do that :*(. 1st one involves cowboy dirk aww yee, and second one, demon jake, then last one is zombiestuck (gah i cried when i watched a vid abt it ahh ;-;) so ye. stay tuned
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Your name is Jane Crocker and you just watched a horrible movie.
"Am I the only one to think that was a great movie?" Jake asked exasperatedly, and you glance at him with one eyebrow raised.
"You think every movie is great, Jake. That doesn't count." You say to him, Dirk and Roxy nods.
"I want my money back." Roxy pouts. "Money that could've been for booze! That movie made me cry a little in the inside. This is the first and last time we're ever going to let Jake pick the movie." This time, Jake pouts.
Christ on a bike, that was too cute. You spare a glance to Dirk, who seemed to have the same thought. You sighed internally. You know you should make a move soon, else it'd be too late but you just couldn't. You've tried several times, but it seems like you just couldn't do it.
Besides, you knew Dirk was interested in him anyways. Against Dirk, you wouldn't have any chance. Who would date this silly prankstress who couldn't confess to the person of affection? Certainly not Jake! Dirk obviously stood a more solid chance then you because he gets shit done.
Whatever, you can make a move tomorrow, it's fine.
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You screwed up. You screwed up so badly, oh god, you just want to curl up right now and berate yourself for being extremely stupid! Good lord, this has got to be the worst day ever.
Jake confronted you about your crush towards him.
You denieeed like an idiot.
HE WAS RELIEEEEVVVEEEDD.
You knew it! No one would want to date this stupid loser! Gah!
To make it worse, he appointed you as the friend filled with friendly advices! He was going to confess to Dirk!
You cringed at you actions, and slapped yourself. Then you screeched at the pain.
You can't do anything right today! Fuck everything!
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So. This is what you were destined to do. What you were born for.
"I just don't know what to do, Jane! He keeps on messaging me over and over again, and I don't have anymore time for myself. Some friendly advice is in need!" He asks you, looking wildly to the left and to the right, as if he expected Dirk to pop out of the floor or something even more silly.
You sigh and ask for the menu. "Oh, I don't know Jake, try telling him he's too clingy?" You say, not even bothering to glance at him, determined to only look at the countless treats this restaurant was offering.
"But isn't that a bit too forward? What if he's actually not, and I'm just over reacting?" Jake asks back, and you sigh. You call for a waitress or a waiter and ordered.
"Wether or not you're over reacting, you should still message him and tell him you're okay," you reason with him, but it seemed like he wasn't listening. He was still rambling and talking and you sigh. You glance at the other tables with an air of indifference, waiting for your food.
Maybe Jake realized he was talking too long, or maybe you were too quiet, because he tilted his head and asked if you were okay.
"I'm just peachy." You tell him. He was satisfied with that answer and continued rambling about his love life.
You remind yourself that this was your fault in the first place and quell your frustration.
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It's happened, Jake finally had enough. Or maybe it was Dirk, you're not really sure. They broke up. You're not sure what you feel, other than the raging head ache you have. Maybe you should feel happy, Jake's single again! But no, all you feel like is complete and utter shit.
You blame this on Betty Crocker, your once beloved idol, who convinced you to try this new prototype drink called 'Trixster'. Except, not really it was more of your curiosity.
So, you guess it really is your fault.
You can't do anything right, can you?
