Last time, HTK found a parking spot but soon MMMB came over to claim it, now, after keying their car, MMMB are still gonna fight over it. CTH then came over and now their car keyed as well. Will HTK's plan of excellence succeed or fail?


But first, we get back to Rosalina and the gang.

"Oh my god.." Rosalina mumbled, she was worried about the clubs. What if they were there and realized their stores were closed?

"Ah, you ok?" Lucario asked. Rosalina then snapped back to reality to answer the question.

"Huh?! Oh yeah I'm fine!" Rosalina nervously laughed. Lucario then walked away to get more boxes.

Falco was unbuckling Leffen while Bernice was grabbing boxes. "There you go, Leffen." He put Leffen on the ground so he could walk freely. Soon, a gold limo pulled up while blasting trap hits, it was Roy.

Rosalina soon knew it was the rich little snob, Lucario and the rest looked up.

"What's up bitches?" hollered Roy. He was in shades and in his swim trunks, with a duck floatie.

"Roy, you little no good money grabbing little bitch! What are you doing here?!" Rosalina snapped. Roy then inched back from the southern belle's outlash.

"Woah chill bro, I just came to say thanks for letting me rent the spot! The bitches love it! Now I can 7 bouncy houses!" Roy smiled. Rosalina then grew red and angry she then yelled a war cry and started to yank Roy's hair.

"THAT WAS OUR FUCKING SPOT YOU LITTLE FUCKER! HOW DARE YOU COME IN WITH YOUR SLY FAKE ASS GRATITUDE JUST TO RUB IN MY FACE THAT YOU HAVE 7 FUCKING BOUNCY HOUSES!"

Roy was screaming and Berince pulled Rosalina off of Roy instantly.

"Girl! Really?" Bernice asked. Rosalina then shuddered, this was not the proper thing to do.

"Oh my...i ...I apologize..please forgive me." Rosalina then ran back into the mall.


Back at the parking lot. The clubs were still fighting over the parking spot.

"Give us the spot!" Toadette cried. She wanted to get light up skechers to match her dress.

Marth then yelled again, "Uh hello! We have to get new uniforms you fucking dicks!"

Cia then blew up, "ARGH! SOMEONE SHUT THESE BABBLING FUCKERS UP! LUIGI DO SOMETHING! IM TRYING TO SLEEP"

Luigi nodded and got out the car, He walked over to the two smashers and slapped them, then proceeding to go back inside the car.

"Anyways, why do you want the spot? So you can go protest right outside of Hot Topic?" Zelda asked.

"No bitch, so we can crash in at Journeys and hopefully run you over!" Lucas yelled.

Lucina then drove the limo away. Dark pit raised his eyebrows, "Wait where the hell are we going?" Lucina shushed Dark Pit. She then turned to be at the back of Cute Toot House's limo.

"Cia! your staff!" Lucina ordered. She then switched with and Watch, "Cover me."

"Beep beep" which translated to "lmao k"

Lucina then got Cia's spear and raised it out the window.

Soon, Toadette saw out of the rear window what was going on. "Ummm Palutena..their aiming a spear at us!" Everyone freaked including Omanyte who secretly climbed in because he wanted a pretzel. Palutena then quickly reacted, "Reflect!" And the projectile bounced off.

"WHAT IN THE SHREK?" The HTK blurted in unison. Lucina then grinned, "Don't worry, plan two is about to start!" She then signaled Shadow. Shadow smirked and the limo transformed into a robot. "Give us the spot, fuckers!" Dark Pit scoffed as he position himself in a seat. Luigi then shuddered, some how he was out of the robot.

'Uh hey-a guys this is like-a scary can we-a.." Luigi gulped,

"Luigi, get in the fucking robot." Lucas sneered. He then scrambled to a seat. Pit then tsked at the robot.

"Pittoo how could you? All for a parking lot?"

"Can you shut the fuck up before I blast this cannon up your ass?" Dark Pit demanded. Soon the MMMB's limo rode towards it, Ike got out of the car. "Pittoo! STOP POISONING MY SON YOU EDGY BASTARD!" Ike yelled. Lucas then rebuttled, he loved his edgy-bear. His dad wouldn't understand.

"DAD I LOVE HIM! HIM AND I WILL RESTORE HOT TOPIC! AND YOU CAN'T STOP US!" Lucas screamed. Dark Pit felt loved, his edgy lover would do anything for him and with him, even killing that piece of shit Dino they call "Yoshi."

Ike gasped then ordered Marth to transform the car as well. The MMMB then proceeding to transform. Shulk then gave orders, "Hot Topic Krew, hand over the parking spot or else we'll use force!"

Dark Pit then laughed, he laughed really hard then collected himself and gave orders as well. "OK, then suck. my. dick you meme loving piece of shit." Marth then got enraged, he then stole the mircophone, "No one gets away with that kind of dirty remark! Little Mac! Lock on Target!"

Dark Pit then shot back, "Very well then, Wolf! Defense Mode ready!"

"Target aqcuired! Sir!" Little Mac confirmed. Marth then folded his hands, "Excellent. Ready your Blaster, Nikki!"

"Blaster at full, Sir!" Nikki responded.

Lucina just then aimed at Nikki's seat. "Target on lock." She mumbled.

Marth then pointed all shounen-like, "FIRE!"

Just then a whistle blew, it was mall security.

"The hell are you guys doing?" The mall cop asked, it was Paul Blaurt Mall Cop.

Dark Pit cursed under his breath. Marth did the same.

"Officer! I can explain! These two idiots were fighting over a parking spot! It was clearly taken!" Jigglypuff said as she grinned menacely behind the cop's back.

Paul then looked at the two mecha models as he give each club, including the CTH, a ticket.

"One hundred dollars?!" Lucina yelled. She barely has two!

"Wait! Why are WE getting punished?!" Zelda asked. Cia, from a distance, laughed.

"And You let them continue? As a mall cop! Its my duty to protect the mall! Remember to report any thing to me! Missy!" He then sanged the national anthem and pit chimed in, as well as Megaman.

Zelda huffed and folded her arms. Pit and Megaman soon made out.

"You better pay your tickets! Or else court!" Paul then rode away on his blinged-out segway.


"Oh my! Everything is looking swell!" Rosalina cheerfully added, no sign of the HTK or MMMB or CTH. All the booths were up and many people were engaging in conversations about the southern life.

Bernice was trying out the Pigs and Grits, "Ya know Ma' can set up a food truck here and make some hood tacos" (Yes this is a real episode, please watch it, its fucking ridiculous)

Falco was walking with Leffen and Lucario and Bowser were looking at the sorts of tents. "How about this one? Suggested the Koopa King. Lucario then skimmed at it, "I don't know..I was hoping something much smaller."

The couple was soon cut off by Falco trying to catch Leffen. "Leffen! That's not a toy!" Leffen was holding a spatula while running when, his father caught him, he started to cry. He was trying to wavedash out of his father's grip. Falco then carried Leffen back to the playpen that Rosalina set up when they were setting up.

Leffen stopped crying as he attention was caught by a bouncy ball.

Meta Knight was playing the guitar to entertain the people but his strings broke so he stopped playing.


The HTK ran to the entrance after they spilled marbles after them. "That will teach them! Laughed Shadow. Lucina ripped the door open and barricade the door before any other member came in. Shadow and Mewtwo stayed with her, Cia stopped.

"Cia keep going! Don't worry about us!" Lucina said. Cia then nodded, "Give them hell!" and ran. They heard bombs exploding around them, the CTH and MMMB weren't happy.

"IM GONNA RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF DARK PIT!" Marth visciously yelled as he tried to barge the door open.

"OH YOU ARE SO DEAD FAT ASS!" Zelda she helped as well.

Lucina then stopped, she ripped the door open and closed it quickly, darted at both with her the sword. Shadow and Mewtwo then kept it closed.

The rest finally stopped at the Hot Topic, to their surprise.

"wHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?" Dark Pit screamed. Hot Topic and Journeys even Forever 21 were rented out for the event. Rosalina waved goodbye at a customer buying pigs and grits when she saw Dark Pit, she gasped and hid under the counter. "Meta!" She frantically panicked. Meta Knight looked and noticed the angry pack of edgy teens and a wolf.

Cia saw the Knight and glared, "You!" She then walked up to him. "WHAT DID YOU DO YOU FUCKING STEEL PIECE OF SHIT! OUR PLAN IS NOW RUINED!" Cia then fell to her knees. Bernice then noticed the HTK crew. "What the hell are you doing here?" She yelled. Dark Pit then flinched, "Ah! Fatzilla!"

Shulk came running and noticed the event, "WHAT DID YOU DO TO FOREVAH 21!?" Shulk screamed at Bernice. He then looked at Dark Pit and back to Bernice. "YOU WERE WORKIN WIT EM ALL DIS TIME YOU FOOKIN BACKSTABBA!"

"WHAT?! BERNICE RIDES ALONE!" Bernice yelled.

Marth and other meme'bers then came by, with his hair all ruffled and clothes tattered. He spat out a tooth and walked in. "Shulk! Did you get hurt baby? That sword-wielding BITCH tore up my attire but don't worry Zelda took care of her."

Cia was enraged and jumped Marth, "WHAT DID YOU DO TO LUCINA YOU FUCKING DICK!"

Toadette and the Coot Tooters then came in, "AHH H MY JOURNEYS! ARGHHH WHO EVER DID THIS SHALL PAY!"

"WHO DID THIS!" all clubs screamed in unison.

Shaken, Rosalina was tearing up, "I DID!"

"I DID! I PLANNED IT! I'M SORRY!"

Dark Pit then looked at everyone. "What? You did this? You LITTLE FUCKI-"

A sword then dropped, everyone turned around and saw a hand appear, then a body, a tattered lady with blue hair, Lucina who was carrying someone.

"Hey!, here's your princess." Lucina said as she dropped Zelda on the ground. "You fucking Cute Toot dicks."

Mario then fainted, Soon then Pit. Palutena was horrified, "YOU GUYS ARE MONSTERS!" screamed Jigglypuff.

"Oh shut the fuck up, you were trying to kill Mewtwo the other day!" Cia scoffed. She then ran over to Lucina, who hugged her. "So glad you're ok!" Cia had tears streaming down her face.


Rosalina just saw the clubs! How will this end? Great or Bad? Find out in Chapter 8!

Chapter 8: The Final Scoop of Grit!