Usagi: Hello! I'm finally back with a new chapter of KD. A big event has taken place since my last update, at least its big for us KH-fans.
Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix and Re CoM has been released.
Zakura: …In japan.
Usagi: I know, and it's SO unfair! I'm still hoping they will release it in Europe as well. I need that game! I've already seen a few of the cutscenes and… SORA FIGHTS ROXAS! FOR REAL! Not just a cutscene as it was in the original game, you actually get to fight him! Aaargh!
Roxas: and I PWN him right?
Usagi: Of course not. What's the point in a fight scene you're supposed to loose?
Roxas: they had that in KH1…
Riku: I'm too awesome (smirks)
Sora: I beat you the last time. Even my nobody can beat you.
Roxas: yeah!
Riku: are you going to rant all day or shall we get this over with it?
Usagi: fine… Here's the next chapter.
CHAPTER 7
THE END OF SUMMER
Twilight Town. Sixth day.
Roxas woke up one morning after a strange dream…just like any other morning he had woken up, and he usually woke up every morning except that one time when he hadn't slept at all since Demyx decided to have a concert in his living room for no apparent reason… but enough about that.
So the young boy went down to the usual spot to see his friends, who all were just sitting there drinking tea as usual.
"Man I could not sleep last night" Roxas said.
He waited for a moment, only to realise no one paid attention to him. How rude.
"Hello! Main character entering" Roxas said waving his arms. "If I had been an extra you could just go ahead and ignore me but I'm not. I'm at the front cover!"
But no one answered, no one even bothered to get mad at him for once again mentioning that stupid front cover ("It's not stupid" Roxas complained), instead Hayner, Pence and Olette just left, walking right through Roxas as if he wasn't even there.
"Ok… that was freaky" Roxas said. "And why is this giving me a feeling of déjà vu?"
He walked out to find someone who acknowledged his existence, which he did…unfortunately for him that someone/no one was there to kill him.
"Look at what it's come to" Axel said. "I've been given these icky orders to destroy you, if you refuse to come back with me".
"Good! Finally someone who doesn't ignore me completely!" Roxas said happily. "I thought it was weird that my cat didn't come to wake me up this morning by sticking her claws into my back".
Axel stared at Roxas with a puzzled expression.
"Did you forget to memorize your lines again?" he asked.
"What lines? This fic just made up by a whole bunch of nonsense" Roxas said.
"Yeah… you're probably right. But just to make sure you don't have complete amnesia, what's our boss' name?" Axel asked.
"…Mansex?" Roxas asked.
"…No… that's just what all the fangirls seem to think" Axel said.
"Oh right… wasn't there supposed to be a fight scene here?" Roxas asked.
"Oh yeah" Axel said and charged at Roxas, and then suddenly time stopped.
"Again?"
Yes, again.
"Man. This is getting really tiresome" Roxas said.
Then suddenly he heard a voice, apparently coming from nowhere.
"Roxas! To the mansion! It is time!"
"O…k? This is just getting weirder" Roxas said. "And I suppose you've got nothing to do with it?" he asked the author.
Not much… this is just how the game is played. Now to the mansion!
"Everyone's out to get me today" Roxas sighed. "Except for all those who don't even know I exist."
He ran towards the haunted mansion and crashed into the door.
"Why call me then lock me out?" Roxas asked.
"You have a key don't you?" asked a little rabbit on the ground next to him.
"Well yeah but… Zakura, what the heck are you doing here?" Roxas asked.
"I'm just pointing out illogic events, bye" Zakura said before disappearing into a dark portal.
"Fine…" Roxas said and pulled out Oblivion, which he used to open the door.
He ran into the mansion, and into Namine's room.
Namine wasn't home so he just went to look at her drawings.
"What is this? A guinea pig?" he asked as he looked at a drawing of himself walking through a city.
It's flashback-time!
Roxas walked thought the city in the world that never was, once again wondering why someone bothered to make a city when it was apparently only 13 people living there, even less now thanks to Axel, Riku and Sora.
"Your mind's made up?" a random guy beside him asked. Well not that random.
"Why did the keyblade chose me? I need to know" Roxas said.
"You can't turn on the organization!" Axel said.
"So… murdering Vexen is NOT turning your back on the organization?" Roxas asked.
"…Marluxia started!" Axel said.
"So why kill Vexen?"
"You're not making sense."
"Neither are you. It's not like anyone would miss me if I left" Roxas said and left.
"That's not true!" Axel said, but no one was listening…poor guy…"I would" he said.
It's not flashback-time anymore!
Roxas turned around to se Namine sitting in a chair.
"Organization XIII… they're a bad group" he said.
"Maybe… they're a group of incomplete people, desperately wanting to be whole" Namine said. "For that they're desperately searching for the kingdom hearts".
"Why? All they have to do is go down to the video game store" Roxas said. "And it's not that expensive either, even the Usagi was able to afford it". (Oh is that so…)
"I never said they were smart" Namine said.
"So… what's going to happen to me now?" Roxas asked.
Before she had time to answer, Namine vanished, and DiZ appeared right next to her chair.
"There is no knowledge in the world that has the power to change your fate" he said.
"I never asked for that either, I just wanted to know" Roxas said.
Namine reappeared from a dark portal.
"Roxas! Nobodies like us are only half a person! You won't disappear!" she said.
"I'll… disappear?" Roxas said surprised.
"No you big blockhead! You WON'T disappear! Listen to what I'm saying!" Namine said. "Or do I have to start throwing pencils at you again?"
"This is getting annoying" DiZ said and took Namine.
Roxas ran over to help her but Riku blocked his past.
"Roxas! We will meet again! You may not know it's me, and I may not know it's you. But then we can talk about everything" Namine said.
"How are we supposed to do that if we don't even recognize each other?" Roxas asked.
…
"Good point. I was just trying to make you feel better. Bye!" Namine said as DiZ pulled her into the portal again.
Soon Roxas was all alone again.
"Where did the weirdo in black go?"
So lonely and alone.
"Actually I'm just glad they left".
Sad and lonely.
"Shut up will you?"
Okay.
Roxas took Namine's sketchbook and walked into the library where he saw an unfinished drawing on the table. Perhaps Namine had ran out of paper earlier and drawn it there.
Roxas finished the drawing using the sketchbook as a reference, and then suddenly a staircase appeared in the middle of the library, leading down to a secret lab.
"Ooooh. Secret lab" Roxas said.
pods.He walked down the stairs and into a room.
There he found a big computer.
The computer was making a strange beeping noise…really annoying…
Its flashback time again!
Flashes to various scenes of Roxas in the organization, Roxas being chased by nobodies and getting his ass kicked by a moron in a blindfold.
The next flashback showed Roxas unconscious, Riku (slightly taller) wearing a cloak and DiZ in front of a computer.
"Will it work?" Riku asked.
"Of course! My plans ALWAYS work! If we can keep up the simulated town until Namine finishes chaining together Sora's memories. Roxas holds half of Sora's power (although Sora doesn't appear weakened at all after turning heartless…what IS Roxas made from anyway??) and in the end he'll have to give it back" DiZ said.
"Aw… poor thing"
"Don't feel sorry for him, he has no feelings" DiZ said as he teleported Roxas into the virtual Twilight Town.
"Does that mean I can go in and steal all his stuff?" Riku asked.
"Be my guest" DiZ said.
It's no longer flashback time.
Roxas stared at the computer, it had stopped beeping… also by now he was pretty mad at DiZ for placing him in a fake world, and at Riku for the same reasons he had always been mad at him for.
But Riku and DiZ weren't there, so he took his anger out on the computer instead.
"DIE PC!" he said and started beating the blasted thing with his keyblade.
After beating the computer up, a door opened.
Roxas left through it, leaving the computer to die…or…
Inside he met his lover Axel again.
"ENOUGH WITH THE YAOI-REFERENCES!" Roxas yelled.
Sorry.
Inside he met his old friend Axel again.
"Simply amazing Roxas, that computer didn't stand a chance" Axel said, sounding awfully offended.
"Axel" Roxas said.
"You really do remember me this time?" Axel asked.
Roxas was about to point out that it was pretty hard to forget someone who kept showing up and reminding you, but decided against it.
"I'm so FLATTERED!" Axel said as flames surrounded the two. "But you're too late!"
Roxas pulled out the Oblivion, then Oathkeeper.
"Baby! I've missed you!" he suddenly yelled and started hugging the Oathkeeper (dropping Oblivion to the ground.)
"And you wonder why the fangirls portray you as gay?" Axel asked.
"Okay 1: Homosexuals fall in love with people of the same sex, not weapons, and 2: Yaoi-fangirls portray ANYONE as gay. Even you" Roxas said.
"Nu-uh".
"How do you expect an AkuRoku-fic to work out if you're not gay in it?"
"No one ever makes me gay, even in Fanfiction?"
"Have you ever BEEN to Fanfiction net?"
"No. what's that?"
"Figures…"
Roxas won the battle because he's awesome+ his keyblades were far bigger than Axel's chakrams.
There was supposed to be a flashback here but that one had already been since Usagi had put two flashbacks together earlier in the chapter.
"Let's meet again in the next life" Axel said.
"Yeah, I'll be waiting" Roxas answered.
"Silly…just because you have a next life".
"Who're you calling silly?" Roxas said but Axel had already disappeared.
Now Roxas was alone again.
Lonely and sadly alone…
"Will you knock that of?" Roxas asked.
Fine. So he was alone again, with no weirdos around to disturb him.
So the weirdo-less Roxas kept walking until he found Donald and Goofy, sleeping in pods.
He drew moustaches on their faces before moving on to the next room.
There he found DiZ, standing in front of a giant flower-shaped orb.
"At last, the keyblade's chosen one" DiZ said.
"Who are you talking to? Me or Sora?" Roxas asked.
"To half of Sora of course, you don't see the other half running around in the room do you?"
"Who are you?"
"I'm a servant of the world, and if I'm a servant, you should consider yourself a tool at best"
Roxas glared at him.
"Was that supposed to be a joke?"
"This entire fic is a joke kid" DiZ said.
"Well I'm not laughing!" Roxas said and attacked DiZ, unfortunately the Oblivion went straight through him.
"This is just a data-based projection" DiZ said.
Roxas kept hitting the projection, useless of course.
Suddenly DiZ was gone.
"Over here"
DiZ was now standing behind Roxas, the flower shaped pod behind him.
"I hate you so much" Roxas said.
"You should share some of that hatred with Sora, he's far too nice for his own good" DiZ said. "I mean, you should have seen him back in Chain of Memories, he was willing to help someone although he knew that someone was just manipulating his memories".
"No! My hatred belongs to me!" Roxas said and attacked DiZ again, who disappeared.
Then the flower pod opened, and Roxas was wondering why Sora didn't sleep in a bed like a normal person.
"Sora" He said. "You're lucky…looks like my summer vacation is over… but first!"
Then he drew a moustache on Sora's face.
Usagi: And that marks the end of Roxas' story.
Roxas: (whines)
Sora: woho! The hero is back…why'd you draw a moustache at my face?
Roxas: because…(runs away)
Sora: hey! Come back here! (Runs after him)
Usagi: so please review people and make KH2 FM Re:CoM come out in Europe.
Zakura: I don't think your fans can do that.
Usagi: aw... well review anyway.
