Wendy the Cougar
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Wendy groans as she relaxes on the recliner in the shack...it had been touch and go...but she'd managed to Hot wire the collar and restart Dipper's heart through CPR. She was especially wracked with guilt that she had to fight herself tooth and nail to not draw out the filling his lungs with air part for her own fun under the logic of "If I kiss him now and he dies I can't kiss him later."
This guilt was not helped when Dipper asked how she knew how to hot wire the collar. Wendy tries dodging the question but Dipper had asked "Why won't you tell me?" and had been crying, not out of emotional vulnerability but because of the electricity that coursed through him causing the tear ducts to secrete saline.
It looked like he'd been heart broken to Wendy who can't lie to that- from her perspective -Angelic face. Wendy had cracked and told Dipper that she knows how to hot wire cars and had stolen cars before but never totaled any, mostly joy rides with the pride and joy of nasty teachers, though most weren't ones to be proud of. She mostly scared the teachers before returning the cars.
This got a good laugh from Dipper, much to her relief.
she had then called her dad to get him to help care for Dipper since Stan is no where to be found. Wendy had explained what happened in the Police office and Dan makes Dipper food gets a first aid kit from the truck- he has 5, he's a lumberjack. It's how he's survived that long himself -and gets Dipper Stable before he'd driven off to find Blubs and Durland playing with a Hydrant with their shirts off being idiots. Dan had screamed at them while spitting profusely and told them if they ever put Wendy on the predators list or a Shock Collar on a boy again he's put a shock collar on them both at the same time and crank the dial to 11, all while choking them in public in midair.
"GET EM! GET EM!" Tyler had shouted excitedly...right before some random ninja showed up to pummel him...
Wendy was happy to be off the sexual predator list...but now she was more conflicted then ever...Dipper had taken the wrap for the whole fiasco and had been willing to suffer the consequences for it- true, she doubted he'd known about being shocked. But that was beside the point!
No guy had ever been that caring or selfless to her before...and she could still see it...his impossibly teeny weeny...she wanted...she wanted to tear his clothes off, make him run naked through the streets, humiliate him, dominate him, tower over him...and then kiss-
Wendy went redder the usually as she suddenly came out of her fantasy...and groaned, "Yep...I DEFINITELY belonged on that sexual predator list..."
And surprise- surprise, who should come by to ask how she is? Why her boy-toy in waiting Dipper Pines!
Fortunately, before Wendy could get flustered and make a bigger fool of herself-
"KIDS! PACKAGE!" Shouts Stan.
Apparently, due to Mable attacking the judge...and numerous other people, she'd be in jail for awhile...but she was staying busy! to keep her mind off the crushing loneliness she made a wax figure of Stan and mailed it to him!
Stan loved it so much-
"I'M REOPENING STAN'S WAX FIGURES!"
Ordinarily, Wendy would pass on doing such a 'lame' activity. But anything that got her mind off recent events was now like ambrosia to her!
"Yep, just me playing with lame giant dolls...nothing inappropriate and weird about that!" she assures herself with a smile as she walks to dust off Sherlock Holmes...not noticing Coolio briefly look at her...
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"Alright! Time for our prison book club! Who else loves 'My Troubled Pony?'" Asked an excited Mable to her fellow prisoners...
CRACK!
...they responded by 'clubbing' her with books...
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