Sorry it took so long for me to write this chapter, but it's finally up!! Let me know what you think!!


Remus sighed. He and Sirius had spent the last half hour attempting to think up ways of hiding Sirius' current problem from the rest of the school. The only problem was, every time they thought up a solution, they would come up with just as many reasons as to why it wouldn't work.

One of the first things they had tried was Spellotape. Remus had given Sirius some of it, and then listened as Sirius spent a few minutes in the bathroom attempting to tape it down. Sirius had come out of the bathroom looking completely normal, but after thirty seconds the constant twitching ended up pulling the Spellotape away from Sirius' body, and they were back to square one.

Their next idea was the most obvious one, and Remus plugged his ears as Sirius tried it in the bathroom. He couldn't fully block the moans of pleasure issuing from behind the door, however. After five minutes of trying that Sirius had come out with, if possible, and even BIGGER bulge. Apparently the massive amounts of the spell he cast on himself meant he wasn't able to complete the process and 'release'.

To make matters worse, Remus' slight bulge from after Sirius had used the spell on him remained. Fortunately for him, it was not twitching and it was not nearly as obnoxious as Sirius' was, so he did not have nearly as much to worry about.

After another attempt at ridding himself of the malady, Sirius came out of the bathroom. His hair was messy from all of his attempts at concealing—or ridding himself of—his bulge. He sighed and flopped down next to Remus.

"It's no use mate. We're out of luck. We've tried everything, but none of it works."

Remus tried not to look at Sirius' twitching pants, but it was difficult because it was so obvious. He could only think of one thing to say.

"We're screwed."

"How right you are."

Remus thought as hard as he could. He didn't want Sirius to have to go through this humiliation. But it was no use. The best thing he could come up with was almost useless, but at least it was something…

"I guess you'll just have to hold your bag in front of you and run really quickly to your classes until you can sit down again."

Sirius slid to the floor until he was lying on his back. "I guess so. If that's all we've got, then I'll do it."

Remus looked away. The fact that Sirius was lying on his back made it his little problem all the more obvious. It was now forming a tent. Remus straightened as he heard footsteps above them.

"Sirius quick!! Someone's coming."

Sirius leapt to his feet and thundered up the stairs, Remus on his tail. If they ran fast enough perhaps whoever was up there wouldn't see the still twitching problem.

Sirius rushed into the dorm and grabbed his books and some Spellotape. When Remus looked at him questioningly Sirius made a shushing motion with his hands and looked pointedly at James and Peter, who, though still appearing to be asleep, could easily be listening.

Sirius held his bag in front of himself and yawned loudly. "Well, I guess I'd better be off to breakfast. You know how those…er….crowds get."

Remus chimed in. "Yeah, I guess you're right. I'll come with you then."

The two boys left the dorm room with their bags, Sirius holding his in front of him and Remus attempting to conceal his slight bulge by simply walking differently than usual. As the two boys headed out of the Gryffindor Commonroom and down to the Great Hall Remus spotted something.

"Sirius, look." He pointed and Sirius turned to see Crabbe and Goyle, the Slytherin thugs, bullying a small Hufflepuff girl. Sirius marched over to them and tapped each on the shoulder.

"What d'you think you're doing?"

The two gorillas looked at each other stupidly. They looked back at Sirius and saw that he was alone. Sirius seemed to notice that at the same time and looked frantically around for Remus, who was nowhere to be found. The two Slytherins grinned and cracked their knuckles. Sirius fumbled for his wand, revealing his tent-like protrusion in the process. Luckily, the two brutes took no notice and advanced on him.

From behind them came a shout. "Stupefy!! Stupefy!!" The two bullies fell to the ground, out cold, with Remus standing behind them. He wore a serious expression, but grinned the instant the two hit the ground.

Sirius wiped his brow. "Whew. For a minute there I thought I was done for. Lucky you were there."

"But you could have easily beaten them. You're much better at magic than they are."

Sirius grinned shamefully. "Yeah, but I was a little more concerned about keeping covered up than staying alive."

Remus nodded gravely. "Ah, of course. Well," he motioned at the two Slytherins on the floor, "what should we do with these two gorillas?"

Sirius looked at Remus, then at the two on the floor, then back at Remus. A truly evil grin lit his face. "I think you may have just landed on a solution."

Fifteen minutes later a panting Sirius came out of a closet holding two Crabbe-and-Goyle sized robes. He left the door open behind him and Remus peeked inside, only to see two massive gorillas lying on the floor. One grunted and flipped over in its sleep, but other than that they showed no sign of movement.

Sirius walked up next to Remus and waved the robes. "I figured that, in their new, more fitting, forms, they wouldn't be needing these."

Remus looked confused. "But what do we need them for?"

Sirius gestured at his tent. "For this."

Another fifteen minutes later the two boys emerged from a boy's bathroom, each wearing an oversized pair of robes. Sirius smirked. "This should work pretty well. Add that to the massive amounts of Spellotape, and that whole bag thing, and I think I'm pretty much covered."

Remus had to agree. He could only see a small bit of twitching now, and that was only if he looked directly at that particular area, which he hoped to not be doing any more anytime soon.

Since their escapade with the now animalized Crabbe and Goyle had taken a full half hour, breakfast was nearly over and the two boys headed straight to their first lesson—History of Magic.


Once again, I'm sorry for taking so long to update with this new chapter, but I think it turned out pretty well. I tried to use all the suggestions that were given to me, and I think I managed to. And guess where the two boys are headed next? Only the best class for mischief making EVER!! What will they do next? Hehehe… I wonder…. R&R people!! All the reviews really motivate me to write more. And if you have any particular Truths or Dares you want asked, tell me. You can email me at or you can just post it in your review.