Hello and welcome to another Deadpool review. I hope you enjoy this one because it is Turn of the rogue. I have been looking forward to this one which is why I have Curry Tacos and they taste… Oh my Deadpool they're f*****g heavenly. Ok so lets get started.

We start at a keep out sign (sounds good) and a guard is walking around. Catwoman sprays the guard (she sprayed me as well the other day). There is another guard and bones sprays him, he looks like Badger. Blue elf and One eye are held up by Redhead haha they're heavily. They shoot the chains off the prisoner eventually. Burgers may be the breakfast of mutants but sex is the breakfast of champions. They fall through the lasers and oh dear Goth grabs hold of One eye. We then go to opening credits. They could have added me but they probably want it for a surprise. Hey I went rogue maybe it could be me.

The simulation ends and oh great it was a danger room session. Goth was a surprise (Gambit would be happy). Ha spelunking sounds what is a game toy? Just bring a f*****g PSP. Red head and One eye talk about Goth and the principle hears. She then goes and tell Goth after she looks at One eye through the window. Goth is a good fighter and it turns out Goth is going on the field trip. Redhead isn't allow to go and Goth takes her spot. What does she do all day that Wheels can clear up?

Wheels is then pushed back and ooh Magneto but he isn't there, does he not have a body? The two start to talk and the truth? Well I'm hooked. The teenagers are on a bus and it starts to snow and they might turn around (Doesn't Batman do Spelunking?) The bus goes all Italian job and One eye uses his blast to shoot stuff (and nobody sees) whilst Goth looks at him. They decide to head back but instead get out snow mobiles whilst the teacher looks frustrated (Maybe he should go and look for Ferris Bueller).

Goth challenges One eye to a race and they go a lot faster than snow mobiles normally go. The people with them start to panic and one of them is about to be sick. Goth nudges One eye until he stops and they don't know why. Is Goth flirting with One eye?

''What did I just hear Mon Ami?''

''Goth and One eye are flirting.''

''You get the shotgun and I will get the cards. Nobody messes with Gambits girl.''

''We will conclude this later but back to the review.''

Badger and Wheels (did I call him wheels in previous reviews?) are talking about staying calm and keeping secrets. Hang on can't weather girl just change the weather instead of going out there. They start to talk about rocks (great he is a self answering guy) and hey the rocks a mutant. One eye sneaks off and nearly falls off a ledge. He is looking for Goth who is standing behind him. They start to talk about the battle simulation and then the principle appears hang on she's Mystique (I already knew that) and she pushes One eye over the edge. Goth tries to look for him and the blue lady starts to manipulate her but then Goth touches her and she knows everything.

One eye is hanging onto a ledge and then Goth helps him up. A boulder is pushed down and they fall into the river Bucky Barnes style (too much?) and won't anyone realise two students are missing? No, on with the review. They start to approach a waterfall and grab onto a ledge (I never realised how much I love ledges) and then it falls.

''Hey One eye stops messing with Gambits girl.''

''I'm with Jean, I would mess with Rogue.''

''What is that supposed to mean?''

''REMY STOP TRYING TO KILL SCOTT.''

''Your names is Remy? Hey Rimy.''

Gambit charges a deck of cards and puts them into Deadpools pocket.

Well now that has been concluded and my leg has grown back on with the review. The two are unconscious but Goth wakes up and realises she is going to die after telling him it will be ok (did she have to yell it?). The two start to reconcile and they bond over how stupid adults are (they really are). Blue girl watches them from above (on a ledge). Wheels, Badger and Weather girl are in the blackbird and it turns out Weather girl struggles with the weather (who knew?)

Blue girl is still watching and turns into a dog (which is cheating because that is what Wolfsbane does) and starts to approach very slowly. Wheels knows he is hurt and they can't find them. Goth takes One eye glasses off and they use the beam to find them. (Theyw ere miles off) and then Goth takes One eyes powers and shoots the wolf off but she turns into an Eagle. Badger appears and scares them off. The blackbird lands as they ice breaks and Badger carries them into the blackbird.

Scott is hurt and Goth decides to stay with them after having a talk with Badger (the nice kind, not the kind where he cuts my arm off). The X-men are annoyed that Wheels wouldn't tell them about the principle. Really a moral to the story, a f*****g lesson. Wheels starts to foreshadow the ending and the ending credits comes up.

So I hope you enjoyed and please review the review because that is what hipsters do to be ironic or something. I give this episode ⅘ stars for a decent storyline with plenty to think about. Peace out losers.