LOTR Fanfic part 7

It was a shock for everyone when Aragon and Legolas walked hand in hand down the hallway the next day. Especially for Arwen and Eowyn, and though Eowyn was nosebleeding silently at the two guys finally being together, Arwen was not as happy, and she stood in their way with her hands on her hips and a scowl on her face.

"I knew it," she sneered. "You were always the faggy type – to think I dated you!"

"I'd say you enjoyed it when we dated," Aragon replied calmly. "To think I dated YOU!"

"BITCH!" Arwen gasped, and then her slap came so hard Aragon's cheek went bright red. But before the girl could say of her victory, Legolas had come to his lover's rescue.

In retaliation he was going to slap her so hard his fingerprints could be seen on her; but it didn't quite work out. If there was such thing as an award for the worst (or perhaps the best) timing in the world, Pippin would take it home. The poor boy could only watch as his bowl of ramen flew out of his hands and land on Smeagol's head.

"I'M BLIND! I'M BLIIIIND!" Smeagol ran around in circles with the bowl on his head, and then ran slap-bang into Arwen. His flailing then smeared grease all over her shirt and she joined in his chorus of squealing.

"I GO TO SCHOOL WITH A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!" She screamed, and then she ran off down the hallway sobbing.

"Gee, what a drama queen," Legolas rolled his eyes. "Pip, why are you crying too?"

"Y-you-" Tears streamed down Pippin's face. "MY NOODLES!" he sobbed; and the couple could only hug him as compensation.

*INSERT COOL POV TRANSITION HERE*

"Here's to a brilliant fund raising at the fair!" Sam raised his mug of Rafiki Passion Fruit Wine/Juice. "To the maid café!"

"TO THE MAID CAFÉ!" Everyone in the Gondor Gang agreed. "AND TO ARAGON AND LEGGY!"

"Shut up," Legolas blushed. Aragon grinned and wrapped his arm around the blonde's waist.

"Hey guys," Eowyn walked through casually, grabbing a mug of Juice/wine. "By the way, Arwen's vowed revenge for that noodle incident,"

" I think we can take her," they looked at one another

"CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!" Gimli yelled drunkenly, though he only had one sip of the wine/juice.

Speak of the she-devil, Arwen marched in with a smirk/sneer on her lips.

"Well how are the happy couple doing?" if her words were in a speech bubble, they would have flowers all around them.

"We're… good?" Aragon looked at her like she was about to bite one of them.

"And I hope you're not thinking of coming to the school dance, are you?" more flowers, only a nettle slipped in amongst them.

"Y-yes?" Leggy spoke up. Arwen's glare at him was a look of disgust and smugness.

"Well that's a shame!" she threw down her trump card. "I just had principal Saruman declare that in all couples, at least one of the pair must be in a dress."

"YOU MONSTER!" Pippin shrieked, and was barely held back by Gimli and Merry. "FIRST MY NOODLES, NOW THIS?"

"Don't blame me, Pipsqueak" she pinched his cheek with a smirk. "It's all on the paper," she turned and pinned up a sheet of paper that stated what she had just said. "Aragon, it's still not too late for you to ask… someone with a more feminine touch," she smiled sweetly at her ex.

"I'm not asking Frodo!" Aragon put a possessive arm around Legolas's waist. Smeagol then had to endure a gush of blood coming from Eowyn.

"Whatever." She deliberately turned her head so fast that her ponytail whipped Frodo on the cheek. A bright red mark was left and heat waves pulsated from the wound.

"Don't worry about her, she's just like that." Eowyn managed to plug her nose and put a comforting arm around Frodo.

"I'm not," Leggy agreed. "I'm worried about the dance – she's basically letting girls go with girls, or girls go with guys!"

"Not exactly," Merry smirked, and Pippin lit a candle up on his head. "She said they had to wear a dress right?" they looked at one another, and then Merry smacked his friend. "DON'T DO THE CANDLE THING! REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?"

"Right…" Pippin snickered. "Aah, 'Burn's Day'."

"I see where you're coming from, Merry," Sam changed the subject as Legolas gave Pippin a dirty look. "I think we pulled off the maid costume nicely, we can do it again!"

*offstage or whatever this is called XD*

Sorry for such a late update - I've had a lot of trouble with emails, moving, sickness, exams, writer's block, laptop destroyers, sky pirates, land pirates, pirate pirates etc. you get the gist. I promise I'll update more regularly - I now have inspiration! :D