In Lieu Of The Holidays…

A/N: Ooh, thankies for your review, Myev! ^.^ It made me happy…especially since I've been given a challenge…no fear, I will get to it. I have my idea…but, in honor of Easter, I figured I may as well…and I'm in the mood to write some attempted humour…one after this, I swear!

And thanks to you too, M.6. I kinda wrote this before your review…but I suppose that it's still what you wanted…Von Reichter being weird, it is…yes…it was actually quite fun to write…

So yeah…I feel the need to attempt to be funny…sooooooooo…allow me to write this. If you wish, you can just ignore it, seeing as it shall suck…very much…prepare yourself for the OOCness you are about to behold…

Disclaimer: Yeah…do you really think that I would own CyberSix? I don't even really own the computer I'm writing this on…it used to be the family computer, but everyone stopped using it, and…well…I still lurve it…oh yes, and I don't own any Easter-y stuff either. Just to let you know.

Time: Uh…well, before the last episode…and actually in the series…but otherwise, it doesn't matter. Bah…

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It was his greatest and strongest, most gruesome and vile, most indestructible creature yet. This was something that would be sure to destroy the pesky Cyber and Data for once and for all. In fact, it was good enough for Von Reichter to unleash his most evil laugh yet.

He was still laughing when the doors whooshed open, allowing passage to his visitor. "MWAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHA! HOO HOO HOO, HEE HEE HEE HEE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA, AHA AHA FWEEHEEHEE! FUFUFUFUFUFUFU, KUKUKUKUKUKU…kuku…ku…heh…ah, José. Pleasure that you could come for the great unveiling!"

The clone blinked, disturbed. He really wished that he hadn't been around to witness that bout of maniacal…what was it, was the man trying to imitate tortured animals or something? "Eh…what was it that you wished for me to see, Father?" He had much better things to do than put up with his Father's antics, lately crazier and crazier each time. He must be going senile…

"I have created a new creation, José!"

…No duh, what else are you going to create?

"This is a sure thing, José, for there is no way that CyberSix and DataSeven could defeat it!"

"…I believe that that has been said that many times before…"

"Ah ah ah!" Von Reichter wagged his finger, winking. He shouldn't wink. Winking doesn't work on him… "Allow me to explain! All of my other creations, they were…formidable, granted, absolutely terrifying. Yet, they keep failing. Now, why is that? Perhaps CyberSix is more motivated to defeat them, because they are obviously a threat!"

José nodded slowly, as though he was following what his father was saying, hiding the fact that he was really trying to remember a very useful cheat code…

"But what if CyberSix had no motivation to beat my creatures?! What if she saw no obvious threat?!"

Stop yelling, man! My ears are starting to bleed!

"And that is why I created…THIS!" Von Reichter whipped around, gesturing at a shape covered by a sheet, about the size of a German Shepherd. With a manic grin, he yanked the covering off, revealing his new creation in a whirl of white fabric…a massive…sharp-toothed…big-eyed…

Pink bunny.

José stared at the rabbit, dumbfounded, twitching and at a loss for words as Von Reichter continued his speech, patting the bunny on it's fluffy pink head fondly. It twitched its nose happily, blinking eyes so freaking huge and shiny that José could clearly see himself reflected in them.

"Yes! A bunny rabbit! CyberSix would never be able to destroy it, who could?! What she doesn't know, though, is that this rabbit has some…ah, special pow…"

Von Reichter didn't have a chance to finish his gloating; José had finally reacted.

"YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU! EASTER BUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

The mad scientist was forced to jump back in alarm as José lunged at the rabbit, hands claw-like and mouth foaming…as though he had rabies…huh. The bunny was knocked to the ground, squealing in fright and pain as the little clone continued to attack it.

"WHERE'S MY CHOCOLATE?! I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING LAST YEAR! ANYTHING! NOT AN EGG, OR A CHOCOLATE, OR EVEN A LOUSY MINT! HOW DARE YOU FORGET ME! HOW DARE YOOOOOOUUUUU! REVEEEEEENGE!"

Von Reichter flinched as a torn-off ear went flying across the room, weeping inside. Great…his greatest and strongest, most gruesome and vile, most indestructible creature yet hadn't even made it out of the lab…

A/N: …Yep. That's a little bit of Easter spirit from moi. Hope you likey! ^.^ It freaking sucked, but…yeah…it has a lot of spirit…kinda…yep! Next up should be Myev's request…unless I run into trouble…which hopefully I won't…okie…

HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE EASTER! REMEMBER TO SURRENDER ALL YOUR CHOCOLATE TO ME, LEST I SEND THE MUTANT CHINCHILLAS TO RAID YOUR BASKETS!!!!!!