The Mad Medic's Monologue....damn where's the bold button....The Mad Medic's Monologue Cont.....Spose I should delete that first bit really...where's delete? How do I?....Tosh!!!!????
It's just plain weird without Suzie.
Newbie has already fucked up and released a Sex gas into the world.....What a way to go!...That alien should've shagged Jack...surprised it didn't...and you know what, the whole time we've been Hub side Harkness has flitted between ogling Cooper and leering at the Tea Boy...He has no shame. Cooper does have a very nice arse though. Get a load of those teeth!!!!
Newbie has got a boyfriend! She showed us all a photo...God what a...ok he's a fat git...what is she doing with that? It'll never last two months here and she'll be begging me to take her.
Ianto doesn't seem overly fussed on her, if anything he tries to avoid her. I reckon he finds her a bit too normal...ie: she actually talks to people and smiles. I've only ever seen him talk to Harkness, they've got to be shagging!
I'm not complaining keeps Jackie boy happy, I guess.
Got some footage of Newbie snogging the girl with the alien gas...pretty hot really I'm thinking of emailing Rhys....I think that's his name, bet he's a Welsh git an' all. What is it with the Welsh and weird names? I mean Ianto what the fuck is wrong with Bob? Or John? I think Ianto would be a Derek though. I did hear Jack call him Alfred the other day (Batman's Butler) for all you uneducated people out there......Who the hell is going to read this anyway...Did the lights just flicker? Ah shit don't .....don't I haven't pressed save yet. Soddddddding generator.
Oi Ianto!
As I was saying....oh yeah...Weevil studies. Coming along nicely thank you very much. Janet is responding to her tests....No weevils were harmed during the making of this educational video..... She's very dexterous actually. I reckon they are smarter than they look.
Jack asked me how I thought Ianto was settling in....Like I know...or care....He makes the coffee, does the filing and orders the pizza....does he need more?
Seriously, the kid is OCD and suffering from PTSD....He never talks about Canary Wharf and who can blame him, I never talk about Katie....What the hell does Jack expect...leave the kid alone let him deal with things in his own way I reckon....He does work too many hours though....don't spose he's got much to go home to, like the rest of us...all except Newbie of course.
Jack's just horny and can't decide between Newbie and Teabie....cool like that.
Right then today.....super heroes....
Jack.....Batman....it's the coat.
Ianto.....Clark Kent...(Not superman though)....neat freak!
Tosh....Rogue...anyone touches her they really are dead!
Newbie.....Storm...tempremental bitch....I mean really! Gotta love my spell checker!
Me.......The Joker...(Ok so he's not a hero)...evil genius though.
Whose running the country?
Jack.....Minister for defence...(Harry Saxon......tosser).
Ianto....The Queen.
Tosh.....President Winters...because she can.
Newbie.....Camiila Parker Bowles..only because she claims to be in a happy relationship.
Me......God.....obviously.
and SAVE.
