Kyubbisealer: Hey everyone, it's been a long time I know. But now I'm back and ready for some more crack.
Sakura: It's about fucking time. You have been very lazy lately.
Sasuke: I agree with Sakura-chan.
Naruto: RAMEN!!!
Kyubbisealer: Wtf?
Naruto: I just wanted to be part of the conversation.
Kyubbisealer: Whatever. I don't own Naruto.
Orochimaru's lair:
"La la, la la, elmo's world."
Kabuto was singing the elmo's world song while skipping through the lair. He wasn't paying any attention to where he was going and skipped right into a door that was being opened by Orochimaru.
"Ah, Kabuto, good. I need your assistance."
"With what?"
"I need help preparing a memorial service for my master."
"But you killed the third hokage months ago. And you want to honor his memory now?"
"Not him. My other master. Michael Jackson."
A sweat drop appeared on Kabuto's forehead.
"Very well."
"Then you have to help me with my next plan. OTO Ramen!"
Kabuto groaned.
'Here we go again.'
Naruto's apartment:
Hinata was looking through Naruto's cupboards. She saw a lot of ramen. She picked some up and saw that they had expired. She threw them away. Then she started to look at all of the others. They were all expired! Hinata sighed. What was she going to do with Naruto?
"Hey Hinata! What are you doing? Why are you throwing all of my instant ramen away?"
"N-Naruto, they were e-expired. If you ate them then you would have gotten sick."
"Oh. But now what am I going to eat?"
"We can go to the store and buy some more."
"Okay!"
Uchiha Compound:
Sasuke was staring at Sakura and she was staring at him.
"Sasuke, get me some ramen NOW!!!"
"No."
"DAMN IT!!! I'M PREGNANT AND I'M NOT IN THE MOOD! NOW GET ME SOME RAMEN!!!"
Sasuke sighed. When would these mood swings be over?
"Fine."
At the Grocery Store:
Naruto was staring at the shelves when someone hit him on the head.
"Ow! What was that for?"
"Because I felt like. Hello Hinata."
"Hello S-Sasuke."
"Dobe, tell me which brand of instant ramen is the best so I can get back to Sakura."
"I would, but they only have one brand. OTO Ramen."
"Fine I'll take it. Later."
With that Sasuke left.
Back at the Uchiha Compound:
Sasuke took the ramen to Sakura and watched her eat. Then all of a sudden, Sakura stood up.
"I must go to Lord Orochimaru."
"What? Why?"
"Because I have to tell him the secret."
"Secret? What secret?"
"The secret."
With that Sakura left. Leaving a confused Uchiha behind.
Akatsuki Compound:
"Kisame!!! Somebody stole my emo/stoic murderer pills!!!"
Kisame started to break into a panic. Kakuzu walked into the main room and saw Kisame running back and forth.
"What's going on?"
"Someone stole all of Itachi's emo/stoic murderer pills!!!"
"Those pills in Itachi's bathroom?"
"Yes."
"I sold those. They fetch a rather high price. I took half of the money and put it in an account. The rest of it was used to buy crack for Tobi."
"What the hell?!? You sold Itachi's medicine and bought Tobi crack?"
"Yes."
Orochimaru's lair:
"Maybe if I'm really quiet and stay hidden, Lord Orochimaru won't find me."
"Hello Kabuto."
"Shit."
"Kabuto I need you to prepare refreshment for our guests."
"What guests?"
"Why, all of our female guests, and the Kyuubi vessel."
"Why are they here?"
"Because of my mind controlling ramen."
"Orochimaru, this is just like the pancake incident!"
But Orochimaru wasn't listening, he was busy listening to all the secrets that the women had.
Hokage's office:
"WHERE IS SAKURA?"
"She went to Orochimaru. Because she ate some of his OTO Ramen and you want us to go and rescue Sakura and destroy that snake bastards lair. Again."
"Well yes. That is exactly what I want you to do."
Sasuke and Kakashi left.
"Wait, what about Naruto?"
Akatsuki compound:
"Damn you Kakuzu!"
Pein and the other Akatsuki members where being tortured by Itachi, because there weren't any more of the emo/stoic murderer pills left, and Itachi was dancing around singing 'I'm a little teapot'.
Orochimaru's lair:
"Now lovely Sakura, what secret do you have?"
"Well I have one about Sasuke."
"Oh, really?"
"Yup."
Just as Sakura was about to tell Orochimaru her secret Sasuke and Kakashi broke in.
"Come on Sakura. You to dobe. Kakashi, Can you take care of everything here?"
"Certainly."
Sasuke took Naruto and Sakura and began running back to the village. Behind them they heard Kabuto and Orochimaru screaming in pain.
Kyubbisealer: okay, tell me what you think.
Sakura: It was okay.
Sasuke: Could have been better.
Naruto: RAMEN!!!
Kyubbisealer: Give me a break. I haven't written anything in a long time. Now click that review button and leave a review. Please.
