With the release of a long, continuous flow of gas from the bottom, Harry awoke and shrank to his normal size.

"What happened, Hermione? And why is there a brown spot on your face? I seem to have forgotten everything...Well, except how much I love you!" Harry looked at Hermione's body then winked.

Hermione covered up her privates and kicked him in the crotch, "Don't be such a pervert! You are a disgusting cockroach! Now, if you are done looking at my sexy body, we need to go find Ron. We were just approached by a horned, hairy woman. Do you remember now?"

Harry got to his feet and began pacing back and forth, "Aha! I remember now! I remember that ugly woman. I remember the bras! I remember everything! We must get going. Stop wasting our time by standing there, covering up your privates! We have a friend to save!"

Hermione rolled her eyes and followed Harry even though neither of them knew where exactly they were going. There were two paths they could follow, a path of underwear or a path of bras but neither of them had the slightest idea as to which one to take.

Harry looked at the two paths. He grabbed one bra and a pair of underwear and began to observe with his magnifying glass, "Mhmmm...Aha! Mhmmm...Aha!"

After a continuous two minutes of Mhmmm-ing and Aha-ing, Hermione snatched the magnifying glass from Harry.

"Hey, what did you do that for! I have come to a conclusion! With careful observations, I have lead us on the right path... We must follow the bras!"

Hermione, baffled by the possible intelligence Harry presented, stared at him in amazement, "How did you figure it out?"

"Well, since I like breasts more, I decided to go with bras. It's just that simple, Hermione, you don't need to be a super genius to figure this out."

Hermione's amazement soon vanished and she, yet again, followed the decision of a nerdy idiot.

After twenty six minutes and thirty eight seconds of following the path, Hermione and Harry heard the voice of a great Norwegian man. The earth trembled before them, but mainly because this man was a fatty. He was a good height of fourteen feet and a good weight of thirteen hundred pounds and rested his hands on his titties. As he emerged upon the horizon, he began slapping his man breasts and singing his great Norwegian song, "Jeg liker stort for og jeg kan ikke ligge!"

"Hermione, you're smart! What is he saying? I don't speak Norwayian!"

"Obviously, Harry. if you did, you would know it is Norwegian. From what I know, I believe he likes big butts and can't lie. But I am very uncertain. It seems like a strange song to sing at a time like this..."

Harry looked at Hermione as if she was high on something other than drugs, "What do you mean? It's not a strange song! I like big butts, too! Not to mention big titties, but not man titties!" Harry then proceed by doing the shimmy.

"Of course, I know. I suppose it is the call of the horny idiots." Little did Hermione know, the obese man stood right before her.

"I no idiots. I good speaking English!" With the roar of his voice, Hermione and Harry fell to the ground and started flailing their limbs.

"I called you beautiful and said you are not an idiot! Yes, that is exactly what I said!" Hermione cried.

The large man picked up hermione and started to lick her hair, "Mmmmm, Just like me lollipops from lolliland! Taste like lollipops from lolliland! I like lollipops from lolliland! Lollilolli let me see you drop your body."

Hermione very quickly became disgusted and started kicking his tongue. Harry, on the other hand, remained flailing his arms, believing he was about to meet his death, "Please don't kill me! I am just a skinny white boy!"

Hermione looked down at harry and hawked a loogy at him. "What are you doing Harry? I need some help! He's going to swallow me soon!"

Harry looked up at Hermione and started crying and crapping his pants, "What do I do! Do I use my wand?" Harry pulled the wand out of his pants and used the first spell he could think of, clothaless reparo.

With the swift flick of his wand, the large man's clothes unfortunately fell of. The large man released Hermione and tried covering his body that was too large for his small hands.

Hermione backed away from the man with her eyes closed, "I told you to help me, not blind me!"

Harry grabbed Hermione's hand and ran from the man, refusing to look back. Under his feet he could feel the ground moving, which only meant one thing, the man was rolling after them. Hermione looked back and fainted due to the sight of a black abyss known as the butt crack. Harry tried dragging her body across the ground, but managed to only soil his panties yet again.