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Chapter 7: Meet The Parents! and Phone Calls

BPOV

Alice smiled. "Yes, Carlisle. She's awake."

Carlisle smiled and shook my hand. "I'm Carlisle. It's a pleasure to meet you, Bella."

"It's a pleasure to meet you, too, Carlisle."

Esme pulled me into an embrace. "Hello, dear. It's nice to finally meet you. I've heard so many things about you."

"It's nice to finally meet you, too."

Emmett came running into the room. "MOM! DAD! BELLA'S PREGNANT!"

Carlisle put his head in his hands. "Son, we already know that. You told us."

"Oh. I forgot."

I rolled my eyes. "Of course you did."

I gasped. I took out my phone and dialed Edward's number. Emmett had a confused look on his face. "Why are you calling Eddie Weddie Puss?"

Alice laughed. "Cravings!"

"Why are you calling him Eddie Weddie Puss?"

"You'll find out later," Emmett boomed.

"Bella, what's wrong?"

"Edward? Umm... I have another craving."

"What is it?"

"Fries and a cheese burger from Mc Donalds."

"Okay. I will get that for you, love."

"Thank you, Edward. I love you."

"As I love you."

The others were laughing. "What's so funny?"

"You'll see," Jasper laughed.

Rosalie turned on the television. A picture of Pizza Hut's Pizza showed up. "Esme! Carlisle! Can we get pizza, please?"

"Of course dear. And we'll tell Edward to pick it up."

"Okay!"

Emmett laughed. "Bella. You are acting like Alice the way you are jumping up and down."

Alice frowned. "Is that a bad thing?"

Emmett pretended to think about it. "Yes."

Alice huffed and Emmett had no punishment for saying that to a princess. I used my powers to lift him up to the cieling and spin him around a few times. Emmett screamed like a girl.

I gasped again and dropped Emmett. I picked up my phone and called Edward.

"Yes, Bella?"

"Can you get me waffles with syrup, ice cream, hershey bar, oreos, peanut butter -the creamy kind- grape jelly, and bread, please?"

"Of course, love. Anything for you. Anything else?"

"Umm... A Moutain Dew.... Oh, I want pizza. Esme just got done ordering it and she said to me to tell you to pick it up in fifteen minutes. It's under Cullen."

"Okay. Goodbye, love."

"Goodbye, Edward."

Emmett was smiling. Uh oh. That's bad for us. "Let's prank call Eddie Weddie Puss!"

The rest of us agreed. I wonder how that happened? Emmett dialed Edward's number.

"Yes, Emmett?"

"Awe. How did you know it was me?"

"First of all I know your voice and second of all I have you on speed dial."

"Am I your first?"

"No, voicemail is."

"Am I your second."

"No. I'll tell you the order. Voicemail, Bella, Alice, Rose, Jasper, Esme, Carlisle, and then you."

"So I'm last?!"

"Yep."

"I'm hurt, Eddie Weddie Puss!"

"Okay. WE'll talk about the name later."

"I hate you!"

"I love you, too, bro!"

Then Emmett ran to the woods. It was far enough for him not to hear what I was going to tell them. I smiled. "Guys. I have an idea. Let's prank call Emmett and do it right."

I dialed *67 and put his number in. I gave the phone to Jasper.

"Hello?"

"..... Seven days,"Jasper had whispered in the most menacing voice.

"Seven days till what?"

"Until you die!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Jasper hung up and we cracked up laughing. Then Emmett came through the door screaming his head off. "GUYS! I'M GOING TO DIE IN SEVEN DAAAAAAAAAAAAYS!!!!!"

We composed our faces. Then Edward came through the door and we cracked up laughing. He had two boxes of pizza in one hand and six bags in one hand. "What's going on?"

Alice laughed. "We'll show you on the video."

Emmett came up from behind Edward. "That's where we got Eddie Weddie Puss."

"Why are you blocking your thoughts from me?"

Jasper replied, "So you can get the whole surprise of the tape so far."

"Emmett, don't call me Eddie Weddie Puss."

Esme smiled. "Okay, let's start the movie."

Carlisle agreed, "Okay, Alice, you can start it."

Well, after Alice was saying that the pregnant lady should get up front blah blah blah, Bella fell asleep. ASLEEP! Can you believe it? I sighed. "Is she awake, yet? Can I wake her up?"

"What?! Hell no! Bella needs her sleep."

"But what about the movie?"

"Emmett, you are such a baby. And you are making this part of the movie funny."

Edward laughed. "Yeah, Emmett, you are a baby."

Emmett smirked. "If you think that was funny wait until you hear the rest."

"Hey! And okay."

She shrugged her shoulders. Then I heard a noice -like a mumbling. "I want popscicles, Eddie Weddie Puss."

Everyone started laughing -including me- except Edward. He growled. "You were the on ewho came up with that?"

"I was asleep don't blame me."

"Okay, love, eat your food."

Oh dear God! That was Bella! I laughed so hard the car shook and Jasper even laughed. That is a new name for Edward -I mean Eddie Weddie Puss. Thank you, Bella. Bella gasped. "I don't want to go to the doctors. Help me, somebody!"

I couldn't hold it in. I laughed again until Alice shushed me. "Can I get a lollipop after this?"

I held it in but I was shaking and so was the others but we wanted to stay quiet so we can hear what Bella was going to say next. "Eddie! Mr. Fudge ran away."

I was going to lose it! "Mr. Owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"

"That was my favorite, Bella!" Rose said.

"Mine, too, so far," I said.

So close to losing it! "F is for friends who do stuff together. U is for you and me. N is for anywhere anytime at all down here in deep blue sea."

I burst out laughing. She threw her hand up as if to hit somebody and said, "COULD'VE HAD A V8!"

Edward turned to me. "What have you been watching?"

"Nothing much."

We all laughed harder. "Got MILK?!"

"BILLY GOT HIS BEER GOGGLES ON!"

"It's like I checked into rehab. Baby, you're my disease. It's like I checked into rehab. Baby, you're my disease."

Oh dear lord, Bella. "Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer. Oh, womanizer, oh you're a womanizer, baby. You, you-you are, you, you-you are womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, baby."

Jasper laughed. "More like Edward i sthe womanizer."

Edward growled.

"Like a virgin. Touched for the very first time. Like a virgin. When your heart beats next to mine."

Wow. That was all that I had to say. Wow. "When something strange happens in the neighborhood, who you going to call? Ghostbusters!"

What has this girl been watching and listening to? First Like a Virgin now Ghostbusters' theme song. "PPPPOKER FACE. PPPPOKER FACE. POKER FACE."

We all were laughing. Good thing we don't need to breathe. She stopped and we just laughed harder. Then she started back up again. "Dad, what are you doing? Those cookies were for Santa! He's gonna leave! He's gonna leave!"

That brought another round of laughter. "Emmett, you idiot! Those cookies were for Santa!"

Everyone fell out of their seats laughing me included.

I frowned. "What did I do now? I don't even like cookies."

Rosalie laughed. "Emmett, remember she is sleep talking. What she says doesn't mean anything. It's just brings a round of laughter for us."

"Okay, Rosie."

"Ahhhhhhh! A spider! I'm going to die! I'm going to die! I'm dieing! I'm dieing! I'm alive! I'm alive!"

"I got sunshine on a cloudy day. And when it's cold outside, I got the month of May. I guess you say what can make me feel this way. My girl. My girl. Talking `bout my girl. My girl. Ooooooooooooooooooh."

Oh my GOD! "Mc Donalds is a happy place. Hamburgers in your face. French fries between your toes. Dill pickles up your nose. Now, don't forget the great big shakes, they come from polluted lakes. Mc Donalds is your kind of place. Your kind of place. Badadadada. I'm lovin it."

"I'm so embarrised," I said.

Finally, she stopped. I think we were going to die from laughter. She was hysterical! Wow, that was a really big word for me to use. I sighed. "Are we there, yet?"

Alice gave me a horror filled glance in the mirror. "Please. Don't start that! And yes in one minute. Bella will also be woken up in two minutes."

"I've gotta pee, though, Alice!"

"What the hell, Emmett? No you don't!"

"Awe. Alice, how did you know?"

"Emmett, you are a vampire. You don't use the restroom."

"Bella will!"

"That's because she is pregnant."

"What if I was pregnant?"

"Emmett. Boys don't get pregnant."

"I'm not a boy. I'm a man. A big, strong man."

"Nor do men."

"Woman get all the fun."

Alice laughed a little. "Actually, Emmett. It hurts `cause you gotta puuuuush and puuuuuush! Then the doctors touch you for the baby and-"

"I don't want to know! TMI! TMI! TMI! I'm scarred for life!"

"Emmett you've had sex before. How can you be scared for life by that?" Jasper asked.

"I don't know. I just was."

Everyone in the car started laughing. "Why is everyone so mean to me?"

Jasper replied, "Because you're Emmett."

"I know who I am. You idiot. I'm not that dumb."

Jasper smirked. "How do you spell `dumb`?"

I thought for a moment. "F AND U!"

"I already been there and back. Thank you very much."

"Oh, you are not welcome."

"Okay, we are here!" Alice said.

"Thank God!" Jasper said.

Rosalie smiled. "Okay. Who is going to carry Sleeping Beauty over there?"

"They all looked at each other and said at the same time, "Emmett."

"Why me?"

"You're the strongest," Jasper said.

"Oh.... Okay."

We walked in the house and we introduced the girls to my parents. Carlisle looked at Bella said, "Emmett, did you knock up Bella?"

"No! Eddie Weddie Puss did."

"Okay? Where is Eddie Weddie Puss at?"

"Getting Sleeping Beauty Twizzlers for her cravings. He is whipped."

"Okay. We are talking about this later. How did you get the name Eddie Weddie Puss?"

"We'll show you the video when he gets home."

Oh my God. That was hilarious! "Where's the other tape?"

"I'm getting it, Bella, don't worry," Alice said.

Alice smiled. "Yes, Carlisle. She's awake."

Carlisle smiled and shook my hand. "I'm Carlisle. It's a pleasure to meet you, Bella."

"It's a pleasure to meet you, too, Carlisle."

Esme pulled me into an embrace. "Hello, dear. It's nice to finally meet you. I've heard so many things about you."

"It's nice to finally meet you, too."

Emmett came running into the room. "MOM! DAD! BELLA'S PREGNANT!"

Carlisle put his head in his hands. "Son, we already know that. You told us."

"Oh. I forgot."

I rolled my eyes. "Of course you did."

I gasped. I took out my phone and dialed Edward's number. Emmett had a confused look on his face. "Why are you calling Eddie Weddie Puss?"

Alice laughed. "Cravings!"

"Why are you calling him Eddie Weddie Puss?"

"You'll find out later," Emmett boomed.

"Bella, what's wrong?"

"Edward? Umm... I have another craving."

"What is it?"

"Fries and a cheese burger from Mc Donalds."

"Okay. I will get that for you, love."

"Thank you, Edward. I love you."

"As I love you."

The others were laughing. "What's so funny?"

"You'll see," Jasper laughed.

Rosalie turned on the television. A picture of Pizza Hut's Pizza showed up. "Esme! Carlisle! Can we get pizza, please?"

"Of course dear. And we'll tell Edward to pick it up."

"Okay!"

Emmett laughed. "Bella. You are acting like Alice the way you are jumping up and down."

Alice frowned. "Is that a bad thing?"

Emmett pretended to think about it. "Yes."

Alice huffed and Emmett had no punishment for saying that to a princess. I used my powers to lift him up to the cieling and spin him around a few times. Emmett screamed like a girl.

I gasped again and dropped Emmett. I picked up my phone and called Edward.

"Yes, Bella?"

"Can you get me waffles with syrup, ice cream, hershey bar, oreos, peanut butter -the creamy kind- grape jelly, and bread, please?"

"Of course, love. Anything for you. Anything else?"

"Umm... A Moutain Dew.... Oh, I want pizza. Esme just got done ordering it and she said to me to tell you to pick it up in fifteen minutes. It's under Cullen."

"Okay. Goodbye, love."

"Goodbye, Edward."

Emmett was smiling. Uh oh. That's bad for us. "Let's prank call Eddie Weddie Puss!"

The rest of us agreed. I wonder how that happened? Emmett dialed Edward's number.

"Yes, Emmett?"

"Awe. How did you know it was me?"

"First of all I know your voice and second of all I have you on speed dial."

"Am I your first?"

"No, voicemail is."

"Am I your second."

"No. I'll tell you the order. Voicemail, Bella, Alice, Rose, Jasper, Esme, Carlisle, and then you."

"So I'm last?!"

"Yep."

"I'm hurt, Eddie Weddie Puss!"

"Okay. WE'll talk about the name later."

"I hate you!"

"I love you, too, bro!"

Then Emmett ran to the woods. It was far enough for him not to hear what I was going to tell them. I smiled. "Guys. I have an idea. Let's prank call Emmett and do it right."

I dialed *67 and put his number in. I gave the phone to Jasper.

"Hello?"

"..... Seven days,"Jasper had whispered in the most menacing voice.

"Seven days till what?"

"Until you die!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Jasper hung up and we cracked up laughing. Then Emmett came through the door screaming his head off. "GUYS! I'M GOING TO DIE IN SEVEN DAAAAAAAAAAAAYS!!!!!"

We composed our faces. Then Edward came through the door and we cracked up laughing. He had two boxes of pizza in one hand and six bags in one hand. "What's going on?"