(Me eating a sandwich, then a email shows up)

Me: T.K and Patamon want to be in Klorgbane's revenge. I'll think about it. Eagle's mad at me. I still think it's payback, I apologize to bronies and put that behind. Them he dug it up and ruined my Justice Rangers! So I made a anti icebreaker fanfic, and attacked his shipping so what?!

Hound: I think you're even, now. He attacked the Justice Rangers and now you attacked his favourite shipping.

Me: I know. He claims that me invading ponyville is a joke. Well it's not funny, I tried to put that behind me and move on. But he had to dig it up and put it back in my face.

Hound: Yeah I saw it that.

Me: But I also left a secret in his birthday gift. I rubbed my nuts on his blade, armor and everything on his base.

Hound: You are insane.

Me: Like Charlie Sheen. But without the crap he did.

Hound: Good point. By the way

Me: Adventure 2 version.

Hound: Ok I got it.

(Your readers enjoy this new chapter)

Mordecai and Rigby are walking through the woods of Scottland looking for Merida. "When I get my hands on Merida, she's gonna be in a world of hurt." said Rigby.

"Dude chill." said Mordcai.

"I'll chill until I teach that Oscar stealing bitch a lesson she won't forget." said Rigby.

"Rigby, listen to me." Rhinox said on a commlink. "Your angry and desire for revenge will cloud your mind and distract you."

"You're not the boss of me!" Rigby replied.

"Ignore him Rhinox, it's just Rigby." said Mordecai.

"Very well then. I wish you all good luck." said Rhinox.

"Thanks man!" said Mordecai.


Meanwhile in Disney castle Pitch Black is watching the slackers walking in a orb. "I cannot let those idiots ruin my plans." said Pitch Black.

"I know those losers Pitch, they were trained to be warriors." said Predaking.

"But have not faced me before." said Pitch Black.

"They are like Batman and Robin." said Predaking.

"I highly doubt that." said Pitch Black.


Back to the slackers they're heading straight to the witch's cottage where Merida encountered the witch. "You think Merida would be here?" Rigby asked.

"I'm sure of it." said Mordcai.

"Whatever you say?" said Rigby.

The two slackers set up camp and wait for Merida to show up. "Alright if I know Merida she can hide in the trees and shoot arrows so that's her plan." said Mordecai.

"Ok so all I need is a chainsaw. Oh wait we don't have one!" Rigby exclaimed.

"Dude, keep it down!" said Mordecai.

"What's the worst that can happen?" Rigby asked. Then a arrow hits the ground and almost hit Rigby's foot. "Whoa."

"Told you." said Mordecai.

Merida jumps down to face the slackers head on, she still wore the same dress but wore bear skin on her head, a necklace with bear teeth on it, and a scar on her left eye. She aimed her bow at Mordecai and Rigby, then fires the arrow. Mordecai and Rigby dodged the arrow and take their weapons out.

"I'll kill you! You Oscar stealing bitch!" Rigby shouted and charged towards Merida. He swings the Rig-axe, but she dodges the attacks and hits Rigby with her bow.

"Idiot." said Mordecai. He charges at Merida and dodges the attacks but she knees Mordecai in the gut. "Damn it!"

"I thought Mulan would be a pain in the ass." said Rigby.

"You and me both." said Mordecai.

Merida walks up to the two slackers and draws a bow from her quiver and aims it at the slackers. "I'm not gonna be a victim to a Oscar stealing bitch!" said Rigby and tackles Merida and starts punching Merida in the face. Then Mordecai sweeps the leg and Merida falls to the ground.

Then Mordecai and Rigby aim their weapons at Merida and shoots a beam of light at Merida. This caused Merida to turn back to her normal self. "What happened?" Merida asked.

"You were coruppted you Oscar stealing bitch!" said Rigby.

"I deserved that Oscar." said Merida.

"Ralph deserves that too, it was original." said Rigby.

"Nevermind that Rigby! Just go to the next Disney princess and cure them from the darkness. Insult people on your own time!" Rhinox exclaimed on the commlink.

"Come on Rigby we gotta go." said Mordecai. The two slackers walk away and continued their mission. Rigby glared at Merida and gave her the finger.


Back in Tomorrowland Rhinox was scanning the area and notices that the shield has weaken. "Perfect everything is according to plan." said Rhinox. "Soon Pitch Black will be gone and everything will be back to normal.

"Mordecai to Rhinox. We're near Ariel's home. Rigby and I are going fishing." said Mordecai over the commlink.

"Glad to hear it good luck." said Rhinox.

Hound: That's it?!

Me: It took me a week alright! Plus I was coming up with two new stories. A crossover, and a special story for someone.

Hound: Payback for Eagle?

Me: Yeah, Star told me to make a story where I fight him. Her idea bro.

Hound: Good idea.

Me: Yeah plus some other things she mentioned. She mentioned the idea I used for my story Ralph gets even.

Hound: You are like a young Lex Luthor.

Me: I know. You readers please review and stay frosty.