Chapter 7- Canada's Got Grossed Out


Disclaimer- I do not own anything of the Total Drama series and its rights are reserved for none other than Teletoon, Cartoon Network, and others that are associated with this show. The interns and Melvin are my own. Got it?

Note: I completely forgot to explain who Melvin was. So to explain, Melvin is another one of Mike's persona that was created by me. He's supposed to be the brainiac and smartest of all of Mike's personas. Just thought I should point that out. Another thing I should add are the members of the Supremacy Six. The Six include: Fang, Croctopus, Sasquatchinakwa, The Mutant Gopher, The Woolly Bear, and another one that I have not mentioned yet. And to let you know, I have just noticed some mistakes in the last chapter...man that's pretty embarrassing

Also, thanks for the feedback and of course, Cody's future girlfriend will be chosen sooner or later. So with that said, let's head on to the show!

Warning: Before you read, there is an emotional part in this. So just watch out for that and then you'll be good.


Day 5- Let the Puking...BEGIN!


Last time on Total Drama Supreme...

We held some happy memories in our fourth challenge by having our remaining forty-eight contestants survive in an all new and improved Boney Island...AKA the old Pahkitew Island. During the challenge, the contestants met some old mutant friends, dealt with Pahkitew robots, and fought each other. And a lot has happened between the contestants.

For one, we met a new persona of Mike named Melvin, the British talking prodigy that made Noah feel uneasy. Brick peed his pants as Amy is now starting to become an outcast after being extremely annoying to her teammates. Seriously, she's got Beth angry! Beth!

But that wasn't it, Scarlett got the most hatred out of everybody when she raged and got Noah unconscious all because some mysterious drama maker broke her glasses. What's worse was that this mysterious person also rigged her team's boat. And then we said, "Au revoir Scarlett!"

And to top all of those events off the charts, the same mysterious person that caused the downfall of Anne Maria and Scarlett planned to strike a deal with Max. I am now seriously in love with this dude! Um- wait, edit that last part!

So what new drama will this mystery guy cause?

Will Max accept the deal?

Will Cody ever choose his true love?

And will you guys throw up after this challenge?

Find out, right here, right now on...

TOTAL

DRAMA

SUPREME!

(intro cue)


Dorm 2: Beardo, Beth, Brick, Bridgette

After the Boney Island challenge, most of the contestants decided to sleep more. Beth squirmed in her sleep, mainly because she was getting nightmares about Scarlett. After the evil red-head tried to pummel Beth for voting and calling her 'scary', this left her a main target from Scarlett.

As she murmured in her sleep, the rest of her dorm mates were having a peaceful sleep. Until that is a certain cadet decided to wake up early. Brick's loud trumpeting alarm clock bursted out loud through the dorm which was loud enough to wake every contestant.

"What the-" Bridgette yelled after getting woken up in the girl's side. She fell off her bed and noticed a screaming Beth. In the boy's dorm, Beardo was woken up and fell out of his bed like Bridgette.

"Rise and shine cadets!" Brick hopped off his bed, smiling in determination. "Time for my morning jog!"

As he got fully dressed, the cadet heard a loud knock on his dorm door. Curious, he walked over and opened it to reveal Scott in his orange PJs. The dirt farmer went inside and got out Brick's alarm clock and smashed it.

"Next time, buy one of those alarm clocks that won't echo 15 miles away!" Scott complained after walking away. Frowning, Brick looked behind him to see three cranky dorm mates crossing their arms in disapproval.


Confessional: *sigh* Better get used to the insomnia...

Bridgette: Just when I was going to kiss Geoff in my dream, Brick's clock wakes me up. I know that he's in the military and all that but he's taking his code way too seriously.

Beth: I'm actually glad Brick's alarm clock woke me up. Few more minutes in my nightmare and I would have been strangled to death by Scarlett already. (shivers)

Beardo: (smiles and imitates Brick's alarm noise perfectly until Scott barges in)

Scott: SHUT UP!


Dorm 11- Scott, Shawn, Sierra

After dealing with the dreaded alarm clock, Scott stormed into his dorm grumbling. That is, until Sierra arrived.

"Good morning Scott!" Sierra greeted. "So I want to ask you, do you have a crush on anyone here?"

"Um, I don't know, I guess, maybe," Scott stammered, clearly taken back at what Sierra was asking. "Um, wait a minute, does have to do anything with your love life?"

"No silly, it's for my blog. A lot of fans wants to know a lot of info about you. So do you have a crush? Yes or no?"

"I'm not giving away my secret to a bunch of random strangers!" Scott scoffed.

"So you do have a crush?"

"What, wait I didn't say that!"

"And your crush is Courtney," Sierra giggled, typing on her phone.

"What?!" Scott asked, surprised. "How did you know I liked Courtney?!"

"You just told me," Sierra smirked proudly. Scott slapped himself after realizing he got played. "Now for my next question, do you have any pets?"

"No, no!" Scott glared. "I am not telling you anything about my secret life, stalker!"

Sierra merely smiled as the dirt farmer stormed away.


Confessional: OMG! ITS JUSTIN BEAVER! EEEEEH!

Sierra: Silly Scott. He doesn't need to tell me anything. I can just review episodes, call his parents, spy on him, anything! How else do you think I got the info on Cody and Chris?

Scott: That Sierra has some mental issues. Now I see why Cody doesn't feel like hanging out with her.


Dorm 1- Alejandro, Amy, B

For the trio in Dorm 1, both of the boys were having the same morning as in any other mornings. But Amy was having a quiet mental breakdown. She was worried about being an outcast that Sammy was in her home place.

Back home, she was treated as a popular queen in her school, and Sammy was the peasant. But here in TDS, she's the peasant and Sammy's the queen. She couldn't understand. Then she realized; Cody. The guy who was popular with a lot of fangirls in his blog.

Sammy and Cody in a relationship would bring an end to her fame. She had to stop them. But how?

That was when Alejandro walked in.

"Didn't your mom teach you to knock Al?" Amy asked. Alejandro twitched. The shortened name of Alejandro still got to him.

"I'm sorry if my presence is not your worthwhile," Alejandro replied, trying to ignore Amy's question.

"Cut to the chase. Why are you here?"

"Well, I was wondering if you would come join us for breakfast," Alejandro replied. That's when an idea hit Amy.

"Say, you know how to scheme and persuade people to do your needs, right?" Amy asked, grinning menacingly. Alejandro frowned at Amy. He didn't like where this was going.

"Um, I would like to do your villainous biddings, but I'm trying my best to lay low," Alejandro sheepishly smiled. "I have enough hate for a while."

"Oh no, this is just for your likes," Amy continued to grin. "You see, I have a favor."

The bossy, mean, conniving, evil, bad twin whispered something through Alejandro's ear, making the Spaniard smile in glee.

"Now that, I can do," Alejandro grinned. Amy blew a kiss to the Spaniard and headed downstairs. Alejandro soon followed. Little did he know, that B was listening in on the two's conversation using a headphone in an IPod.

B glared and clenched his fist. He had to prevent the drama from erupting.


Confessional: B ware of EVIL!

Amy: Yes! Soon, my plan will fold into place and both Samey and Cody will be heartbroken! MWAHAHAHA-(coughs) Whoa, got to leave the evil laughter to Max. Anyways, I have a feeling that is trying to stop me from hurting my failure of a sister. But, who cares?

B: (trying his hardest to fix his talking robot but is unable to; throws the robot at the ground and crosses his arm and fumes)

?: (holds a glue bottle) My, my, I saw that B was listening to the commotion of Alejandro and Amy. Too bad I may have done something to his talking toy that prevents him from ratting on the drama. (evil chuckles)


At the cafeteria, everyone was being served the same infamous camp food made by yours truly, Chef. Today's food was merely a strip of green bacon. And of course people just passed it on to either Owen or Brick.

"I feel so worthless," Lightning mumbled, examining the bacon. "I haven't had any protein in weeks!"

"Aww, it's okay Lightbulb," Lindsay frowned, noticing the sad expression on the overachievers face. "Come here!"

The two hugged as Lightning sniffed up tears. This moment was practically making Tyler jealous. Noticing this, Owen walked up to the jealous jock.

"Aww, do you need a hug too Tyler buddy?" Owen asked. Before he could protest, Tyler was crushed beneath Owen's fat. Meanwhile, Cody smirked and scooted himself closer towards Ella.

"So how was dinner yesterday?" Cody asked.

"I enjoyed us hanging out, but the food was terrifying!" Ella squeaked. "That poor cow!"

At first, Cody was confused, but then he realized what she meant. Ella was basically a vegetarian. Like all of the animal lovers.

"It's okay Ella," Cody assured the fairy-tale princess. "Next time I'll order some veggies for you."

As the contestants ate, Max walked in. He wasn't himself, which worried a lot of the campers. He didn't shout plot anything out loud, shout evil, or even look at anyone. This was practically due to that one mysterious guy who interrogated the wannabe villain.

He did have that one deal that can end his time in the game, but he was more worried about a villain being more villainous than he was.

"Hey, short stuff," Leshawna called. "You okay?"

Max shivered.


Confessional: Brrrrr. It's freezing in here.

Max: This is absurd! No one is more eviler than I! Who does that person think he is?! Wait until I blow his cover! That will be the evil way to destroy another a evil person.


Meanwhile, Mike sat next to Cameron and Zoey. The bubble geek was asking about Mike's weird gig in the Boney Island challenge. And by 'gig', he means 'Melvin'.

"Listen guys, I don't know this guy with glasses," Mike told his two best friends for the fifth. "All I know is that this guy's name is Melvin and he's never been to the outside world!"

"Well I find this interesting," Cameron smiled. "Melvin has a British accent and seems to have a high IQ. I believe you summon him by wearing glasses. He was wearing glasses the whole time."

The bubble boy took off his glasses and got Mike to wear it. And then Mike gasped, reverting into the extremely smart Melvin.

"By golly!" Melvin exclaimed. "What is this? A wooden house? A deer stuck onto a wall? Glued oatmeal? I must be in a cafeteria!"

"You know, by smart, you must mean curious, right?" Zoey asked. Cameron shrugged as he watched Melvin taste food from Heather, who pushed him away. Next thing everyone knew, Melvin puked onto Heather's plate, making her cry out.

But he wasn't finished as he tossed the bowl of puked-on glued oatmeal headfirst onto Dave. Due to his germaphobia, the whiner shrieked in terror.

"Augh!" he cried. "Gross, gross, gross! I. Have. Puke. On. My. Head!"

Screaming in fear, Dave ran out the cafeteria and headed straight towards the communal bathrooms. Melvin wiped the puke from his mouth and took off his glasses to presumably clean them. But then he reverted back into Mike.

As he got into focus, he found several people glaring at him. Two of them being Sky and Heather.

"Um, what did I do?" Mike asked, not knowing what Melvin did. Zoey and Cameron frowned at each other until Chris arrived.

Chris was dressed in his director's outfit. Behind him was Chef, with a metal machine that looked a lot like a tank.

"What do you think you're doing with a mini tank?!" Brick suddenly shouted. "My military officer strictly prohibits that!"

"But your officer ain't here," Chris grinned. "And this isn't any ordinary mini tank. It's meant to shoot out this."

The machine blasted a can of beans straight at Scott.

"A can of beans?" Cody asked.

"Not just any can of beans," Chris smiled. Scott got up from the ground and opened his can which popped out a D-in-the-box, hitting the dirt farmer square in the chin. "Congratulations Scott, you are the first competitor and team member of the Dancers, for today's challenge! Now without a further a due, fire away Chef!"

Chef grinned menacingly and shot multiple cans at the contestants. Tyler got shot multiple times while Mike got shot straight in the face, gasping and reverting in Chester.

"Gah!" Chester complained. "I knew this day would come! It's raining cans!"

Finally, the shots stopped. Forty-six cans laid in the ground. Chris got confused, until the last can shot out at Dave, who had just arrived.

"Ow!" Dave complained. He took the can and out opened a S-in-the-box. "What's this?"

"Congrats Dave, being the first member on the Singers!" Chris announced.

"But I don't sing."

"It's just a team name," Chris replied. Soon, everyone began picking out cans. Gwen was the first to receive a can filled with actual beans. Heather was the next.

"Mmm, beans," Owen smiled as he found that his can was filled with food. Noah also got actual beans and handed it to Owen, who farted. Sugar managed to receive a can of beans and managed to fart as loud as Owen did. She smiled at the jolly giant, who stepped a few steps backwards along with Noah.


Confessional: EWWWWWWW!

Sugar: I think that giant boy likes me. I can't help myself being pretty! (smiles, then grabs a spider hanging next to her and eats it)

Owen: I don't like Sugar. She's weird. And disgusting. Now I know how others feel when I fart next to them. (farts)

Noah: Owen is my best friend and all, but sometimes he takes farting into the next stage. But hey, better him than Sugar anytime. At least Owen is polite about it.


Beardo managed to retrieve a S and smiled. Leshawna watched this and managed to get a D. Justin threw his can away after finding it to be filled with a can of beans. He reached for another until Chris slapped his hand.

"Ow, why'd you do that?" Justin complained. "You almost cracked my nail."

"Sorry, but one can per contestant," Chris replied. Jo threw her bean-filled can at Brick who dropped his can. Jo picked it up and smiled as as she got a D.

"Hey!" Brick yelled. "She stole my can!"

"Sorry Jo, but as much as I like stealing, Brick is a member of the Dancers," Chris told Jo, who glared.

"Drat!" Jo snapped as Trent got himself a S along with Geoff, Duncan, and DJ.

"Let's see, so far Scott, Leshawna, and Brick are in team Dancers as Dave, Beardo, Trent, Geoff, Duncan, and DJ got themselves in team Singers!" Chris commented. "Seven spots for Dancers and five more spots for Singers."

"I don't see what's this all about," Amy glared as she got a S along with Sammy. Cody grinned at Sammy as he got a S himself as well.

Chester opened a can and out popped a D.

"Gosh darn those pranking teenagers!" Chester grumbled.

"Uh, last I checked, weren't you a teenager?" Noah asked.

"What are you talking about sonny?!" Chester glared until he was smacked by Zoey. Mike was snapped out of Chester and back into himself.

"What happened?" Mike asked.

"You're part of the Dancers, like me," Zoey replied, showing the teen a D in a can. "This is for a challenge, by the way."

Tyler ate the beans in his can as Alejandro received a D and smirked at Leshawna, who scoffed.

Ella got the last S and smiled in glee.

"And the Singers are now complete with total of ten contestants!" Chris exclaimed. "Only four more spots for the Dancers!"

Dakota jumped when her can opened into a D.

"Rude!" Dakota complained. "It almost gave me a heart attack!"

"How dare you treat my girlfriend like that!" Sam angrily growled at the can, stomping on it ferociously.

"Um, are you beating up a can of beans?" Trent asked, completely confused and weirded out. Sam stopped and smiled sheepishly.


Confessional: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Sam: (sweats nervously)

Dakota: Aww, that was so sweet of what Sam did. It may be weird, but Sam's a great boyfriend.


"How long does it take to open a few cans?!" Chris complained. "It's been half an hour and we haven't even started on the challenge yet!"

"Maybe it would be easier if you hadn't began shooting at us, gosh!" Harold yelled. He found a can on the ground which shot out a D at his groin.

Katie got a D as Sadie got just a couple of beans.

"Aw Sadie, you can have it."

"No, no, you can have it!"

"No, no I insist!"

"No, no, no-"

"Katie gets the can, end of story!" Chris barked. Sadie frowned but smiled when she found the final D on the floor.

"Finally!" Chris exclaimed in glee. "That's it. We have our twenty competitors for today's challenge! Scott, Leshawna, Brick, Mike, Zoey, Alejandro, Dakota, Harold, Katie, and Sadie are now on team Dancers! Singers are Dave, Beardo, Trent, Geoff, Duncan, DJ, Amy, Sammy, Cody, and Ella! These twenty contestants will be competing in today's challenge: the infamous talent show from TDI! But with a little twist!"

"When Chris means 'little twist', he means 'large twist'," Sierra smiled. "Classic Chris."

"Wait a minute, you said one can per-"

"Anyway, the rest of you guys who didn't get a D or S lucked out," Chris smiled, interrupting Courtney. "You guys will not participate but will mainly be the audience. You guys get a free time off from the challenge."

The twenty-seven not competing cheered in delight. Courtney's frown turned back into a smile as she joined the cheers. The only one who wasn't cheering was B, not only because he can't talk, but because of the little 'plan' Amy has for Sammy. Dawn managed to take notice.

"B?" Dawn asked. "You seem nervous. Is there something you like to tell me?"

Even though B can't talk, Dawn has her ways of reading B. She understood everything that was going on.

"So Amy and Alejandro are planning to do something with Sammy and Cody?" Dawn asked. B nodded, smiling that someone could read him. "That is terrible, we need to propose a plan to stop them. But the only problem is, I don't know their plan."

B frowned since he didn't know their plan either. He tapped Dawn on the shoulder and pointed to Amy and Alejandro.

"You want me to keep an eye out for one of them?" Dawn asked. "Okay, I'll cover Amy."

B nodded in appreciation.


Confessional: Plan B is in motion.

Dawn: I always knew Amy would become ferocious during the season. I have to warn Sammy and Cody before it's too late!


Chris led all forty-seven contestants to the newly built amphitheater. It was exactly like the one in TDI, and the elimination Peanut Gallery was the audience seat.

"This is our amphitheater for today's challenge," Chris announced. "Everyone remembers that our first talent show was a hit!"

"If 'hit' means Bridgette's puke, Heather's diary-reading scheme, and Harold's weird beatboxing, then yes, I guess you can say that," Noah shared an unamused glance at Owen.

"As I was saying, today's talent show will be exactly like last time, only with a secret twist that only the performers will know," Chris winked. "Five members of each two teams will be performing a talent while the other five will either help with the performance, set up the lighting, or help prepare for any needs. And the performances have to be legal, Duncan."

Duncan snapped his fingers after hearing that. Then after that, Katie raised her hand.

"Are we allowed to have two people perform," she asked.

"Yes, but the maximum of people is two! Plus, we'll count how each performer does," Chris said. "The show will start at six, so be ready in three hours. We have supplies in the back of the amphitheater if you need. Now get to it!"

Both Singers and Dancers headed straight for the back while those not competing merely went to do their own business. But one of the contestants went to Chris to ask something.

"Is it okay for the non-competing ones to help the performers?" Sky asked.

"Nope, this is all on them," Chris strutted away. Presumably to put on his hair gel.


Singers- Dave, Beardo, Trent, Geoff, Duncan, DJ, Amy, Sammy, Cody, Ella

"Okay, it's pretty obvious that Beardo, Trent and Ella has to preform," Dave said.

"Um, who said you can be leader?" Duncan asked, crossing his arms as he glared at the whiner.

"Let's not fight for now and decide who the last two performers should be," Trent said, trying to calm the delinquent down. "Cody should be one of them. He was one of the Drama Brothers."

"Oh yeah, the Drama Brothers," Cody chuckled nervously. "Why'd you bring that up?"

"I loved the Drama Brothers!" Sammy squealed. "They make the best songs!"

"Looks like someone's a fan of us," Trent smiled, patting Cody on the shoulder. "I'm thinking that we should perform separately. You okay with that?"

"That's fine, I was already thinking of a hit single!" Cody grinned, dashing off the stage into his dorm.

"So we have Beardo, Trent, Ella, and Cody," DJ listed. "Who's the last performer?"

"I think I should!" Geoff volunteered. "I haven't gotten chance to perform with my skateboard."

"Yeah you did, it broke and we had to replace you with Harold," Duncan replied.

"But that was only because of Heather," DJ pointed out. "Besides I can't do my dancing again. It was embarrassing."

"Fine, whatever," Duncan groaned leaning back on his chair. Little did the group know, was that Amy sneaked off into the woods, smirking at Sammy.


Confessional: Into the woods! Into the woods to grandmother's house!

Duncan: I feel like our team will win. We have a beat boxer, guitarist, singer, pop star, and one dude who's basically the scapegoat. If we do lose, maybe I can get votes on that pipsqueak Dave. But I shouldn't jinx myself.

Cody: This is great! I can use the Codemeister charm and my pop skills to impress Sammy, Ella, and maybe even Sky.

Dawn: I had just seen Amy sneak into the woods. And I intend to see what's her plan.


Dancers- Scott, Leshawna, Brick, Mike, Zoey, Alejandro, Dakota, Harold, Katie, Sadie

From the Dancers' point of view, it was completely hopeless. None of them except Brick knew what to do.

"Alright team, we need to have five people to perform, who's it going to be?" Brick asked.

"Maybe I can be a performer," Alejandro suggested, "I know fluent moves to the Samba and can sing."

"And he's hot!" Katie and Sadie swooned.

"Aren't you two forgetting that this snake was the one who got a lot of people eliminated," Scott pointed out, jerking his thumb on Alejandro.

"I wouldn't be the one to talk, you were also the cause of many eliminations," Mike replied. "One of them happened to be me."

"Shut it Mike, Vito, Chester-whatever you are!" Scott barked. "Maybe you can be one of the performers."

"Wait Mike, didn't you once say that Vito was a dancer?" Zoey smiled. Mike looked surprised.

"Are you telling me that you're siding with Scott?!" Mike asked. "This is a rat we're talking about."

"He does have a point," Leshawna noted.

"No one said you can talk, Mrs. Beehind!" Scott growled. Leshawna gasped and then growled ferociously and lunged at Scott, slapping his face several times.

"You did not just say that!" Leshawna raged as Scott screamed in a girlish voice.


Confessional: OOOOOOOOH!

Scott: (covered in bruises) Just to let you know, I was acting like I was weak just to lower her guard. There was no way I would let Mrs. Beehind scare me! (Leshawna's fist comes crashing through the wall, making Scott scream like a girl)


Alejandro saw this as a perfect opportunity to sneak away from the group. Harold finally restrained Leshawna from beating up Scott even though he was weak. Scott managed to crawl away anyways.

"Anyway, who else should perform?" Zoey asked.

"I say Harold should perform," Brick suggested. "He did win it for the Bass."

"I agree, Harold's maybe weak, but he sure has some surprises," Leshawna agreed.

"That's three, only two more!" Mike smiled. Soon, Katie and Sadie squealed and frantically raised their hands. Dakota didn't bother and persuaded the others to accept the two. After that was done, the performers left to practice.

As the performers practiced, Amy and Alejandro bumped straight into each other as they snuck into the woods. And as she promised, Dawn was there to witness it. The aura-reader hid behind the bushes and was completely quiet.

"Okay, let's review the plan, shall we?" Amy smirked.

"We shall," Alejandro smirked back. Amy explained the plan which caused Dawn gasp quietly in shock. Alejandro and Amy grinned when the bad twin finally finished.

"My, my, I have never met a girl so devious before, except for Heather," Alejandro grinned.

"You understand the plan?" Amy asked. Alejandro nodded. "Good, go get Samey!"

Alejandro darted straight out the woods as Amy gave one last smirk before leaving. Dawn glared and snuck away from the woods to find B.


Confessional: Can Amy just /censored/ off?!

Dawn: That Amy is viler than Scott. Her aura is ugly and makes me sick! But there is one part that lacks something. I just need to find that out.


Mike and Zoey told Cameron to leave since they wanted to practice secretly. The two headed straight for Dorm 9 and practiced there. The first thing Zoey did was rip Mike's shirt off to convert him into Vito.

"Hey yo!" Vito exclaimed. "What's the meaning of this lady?!"

"You know how to dance right?"

"Of course I know how to dance!" Vito replied before realizing something. "So, can't resist the Vito charms, huh?"

"No, this is for a talent show!" Zoey replied, glaring.

"Talent shows are for little weaklings!" Vito growled. Then an idea popped up in front of Zoey.

"You do realize that Anne Maria is watching it," Zoey grinned. Vito smiled and cheered.

"Alright!" Vito cheered. "Count me in!"


Confessional: Typical boy tricks...

Vito: Alright Anne Maria, prepare to see your babe dance!


As Vito practiced his dance, Alejandro found Sammy on the beach shore, writing in a book.

"I beg your pardon chica," Alejandro said. Sammy gasped and hugged her book nervously.

"Oh, Alejandro," Sammy nervously said. "What are you doing here?"

"The more important question is, what are you doing here?" Alejandro asked.

"Oh, just checking the scenery, you know," Sammy nervously replied. She failed to take notice of Dawn and B approaching her and Alejandro, but the Latino caught them with the side of his eye.

"Come, I must show you a place, that I found," the Spaniard said, trying his best to avoid Dawn and B. Apparently Dawn had recently notified B of the plan.

Meanwhile, Cody headed downstairs from his dorm after he heard a knock. When he opened the door, he caught a pink letter, written in a beautiful scent of cursive.

Dear Cody,

I have something important to tell you, but it's very secretive. I can't tell you on this letter because of a chance of falling in the wrong hands. Please meet me by the VR machine.

Love,

Sammy

P.S. Do not bring anyone else with you.

Cody smiled and headed straight for the VR machine.


Confessional: Didn't I see this plan somewhere?

Amy: I got to thank Heather for that plan. She said it worked like a charm when she used it in TDI.

Cody: I wasn't ready to choose which girl to be my girlfriend, but hey. I was going to see what Sammy wanted to tell me.


Alejandro had brought her to the VR machine. Sammy was getting confused on why the Latino brought her here.

"The VR machine?" Sammy asked. "Why'd you bring me here?"

"Because," Alejandro smirked as he saw Cody arriving by the glint of his eye. He immediately kissed Sammy full on the lips. The good twin struggled to break free as Cody gasped when he saw this.

"S-S-Sammy?" Cody asked, as his mouth quivered. "What are you doing with this jerk?"

"Cody!" Sammy cried as she finally broke free from Alejandro's kiss. "It's not what it looks like!"

"I know what it looks like!" Cody glared. "You wrote this letter to make me come here to witness your little make-out session?!"

Dawn and B arrived shortly after and gasped. They were too late.

"But Cody!" Sammy cried, tears streaming down her face. "It was-"

"I don't want to hear another word from you!" Cody growled, not long before sighing miserably. As he turned around, he managed to catch a smirk from Alejandro. "Oh and Alejandro."

Cody stormed straight up to Alejandro and punched him in the jaw.

"/censored/ you!" Cody cursed as he left a mouth gaping Alejandro. Sammy whimpered and took a look at the Latino.

"I should have never trusted you," Sammy whispered.


Confessional: Word of advice from GoldEmblem: Never trust hot guys.

Cody: (sighs miserably) As always, girls forget about the geek, and goes for the hot guy. But why'd did Sammy or should I say, Samey, pick Alejandro? Alejandro!

Sammy: (sobs)

Alejandro: (rubs his jaw) I am happy to say that the plan worked out. Now to make sure my team wins! Ow...that geek has a strong punch.


It was the time of the talent show. Everyone had arrived, mainly because Chris had forced the non-competitors. Sammy was the only one not to arrive. Dawn and B glared at Amy and Alejandro as they passed them. Eventually, the performers lined up to go perform their talents.

Cody was the last to arrive and he sighed miserably. Trent took notice and walked up to him.

"Hey dude, what's wrong?" Trent asked.

"Samey," Cody replied weakly.

"Dude, did you just call her how Amy calls her?" Trent asked, completely surprised. "Hey man, tell me what's wrong?"

"Samey kissed Alejandro," Cody told him.

"WHAT?!" Trent exclaimed. All team members from the Singers and Dancers glanced at him. "Sorry, Cody here told me a funny joke. And it was surprising too!"

"It wasn't a joke," Cody whispered. He sighed again as Chris walked upstage.

"Welcome contestants!" Chris announced. He was wearing a blue fancy suit complete with a bow-tie. "This is our third talent show. And it's going to be the best one yet! Hope you brought your umbrellas, because things are about to get messy!"

Murmurs from the non-competing contestants took place. They were wondering what he meant by 'umbrellas'. Chris walked backstage and found the ten performers. Albert handed them all orange soda.

"What's this for?" Katie asked.

"It's for the twist," Chris grinned. "This orange soda is meant for you to drink. Since the first talent show was notable for Bridgette's puking, you guys get to drink that. This baby will have a huge chance of making you puke. If you do puke, a point is subtracted for the Chef-O-Meter. Now drink up. Those who refuse are eliminated without performing."

The ten performers opened the cans and drank them all.

"Not bad, " Trent smiled. Chris walked back upstage and smiled.

"Alright, our first performance will be the skateboarder himself, Geoff!" Chris announced. Most of the contestants cheered, Bridgette being the loudest.


Geoff's Skating Supreme:

Geoff happily walked upstage and grabbed his skateboard. He rode on the board and did some unique tricks. The first trick he did was a spin which resulted in an awesome way.

"Wow, he's really good!" Izzy cheered.

"I wish I had a skateboard," Shawn sighed. Geoff did a somersault in the air and landed perfectly on his skateboard. Another trick that he did was hop off the stage and gave the contestants below the Peanut Gallery a high five and blew a kiss to Bridgette who blushed.

Geoff ended by stopping at the end of the stage, smiling proudly. But his smile didn't last long as he puked on the stage.

Groans were heard from the Peanut Gallery.

"Dude, that was awesome!" Chris exclaimed, glancing at his watch. "Let's see what the Chef-O-Meter says! A seven. But since you puked, that's minus one. Your team total is a six!"

"So was this the twist you were talking about?" Gwen asked.

"If that was, how did he manage to make sure anyone would puke?" Jo asked.

"We got orange soda that would make us puke," Geoff explained. Chris pushed the cowboy away and smiled as Leon arrived, wiping off the puke.

"So that was performance one, and the Singers score a total of six points!" Chris announced as Leon finished wiping the puke. "Our next performers are the twosome, squealing, girls: Katie and Sadie!"


Confessional: How does orange soda make you puke?

Katie and Sadie: Katie: Oh my gosh! This is our first time performing together in a talent show!

Sadie: We've been practicing for two hours! We are so ready for this!

Geoff: The skateboard tricks was taught by my dad. He was a pro skateboarder back then.


Katie and Sadie's Double Trouble:

Katie and Sadie squealed as they ran upstage. And for now, let's just say that the dance moves were...weird.

The first move was Katie and Sadie trotting around the stage moving around in some weird fashion. Katie soon began doing the Robot as Sadie danced like an Egyptian.

From the crowd, Courtney rolled her eyes.

"Those aren't even dance moves!" Courtney growled.

"Don't talk /censored/ about my girlfriend," Noah glared.

"I have to agree with Courtney on this one," Owen said. Noah glared at the jolly giant, not long before sighing.

"I guess you're right, those dance moves suck," Noah sighed before he went eye wide. "Don't tell Katie I said that!"

Katie and Sadie continued their dance moves. Soon they went into a Hip Hop mode and did the splits for the grand finale of their dance. But when they did the splits out came two barf lasers hitting most of the contestants.

"Ew!" Lindsay exclaimed. "That is so gross!"

"Aww man, so not cool!" Courtney complained. Chris blew his airhorn.

"Anyway, that was Katie and Sadie's weird alien moves," Chris announced. The non-competing contestants glared at Chris as they tried shaking puke off of them. Sugar ate some of her puke which resulted in Noah puking.

"What does Chef think of that?" Chris continued. He glanced at his watch. "Five points for Katie and four points for Sadie. But since they both puked, minus one point from each. That leaves seven points for the Dancers! They are leading by one point!"

"And the Obvious Award goes to," Noah joked making Owen chuckle.

"Now our third performance is performed by the beat boxing weirdo, Beardo!" Chris announced.


Beardo's Beatbox Ballade

Beardo walked up stage with a positive smile. He took a sigh and started. The performance was great. The beatboxer managed to sputter and beatbox more better than Harold did in TDI.

"Wow, he's really good," Sky commented.

"It reminds me of Dance Dance Rebellion," Sam smiled.

"I don't get it," Ezekiel frowned.

As some of the contestants murmured on how good Beardo did, the beatboxer started producing Pac-Man noises and other iconic sounds.

When the beatboxer did a screeching car noise he stopped and produced a funeral song.

"I get it!" Cameron exclaimed. "He's trying to tell us a story with just sounds!"

Soon Beardo finished and bowed. Everyone clapped, but before Chris could announce what was the score, Beardo barfed on the stage. The beatboxer groaned as Leon came back to wipe the puke off. He patted the beat boxer as he did.

"Well that's minus one point, sad since he scored a maximum of ten," Chris said. "That's nine, giving the Singers a total of fifteen!"


Confessional: (Super Mario theme plays)

Harold: I have to say. Beardo is a worthy opponent when it comes to beatboxing. I would've tied with him, if I didn't puke. At least I get to spend time to practice my magic skills!

Gwen: The next three talents, were pretty weird. Harold did fine, but not as good as he did in TDI, Ella sang beautifully, but puked, and Mike? What the heck was he thinking?! No one likes rapping!

Vito: Those fools don't appreciate my rapping! I'll show them! I'll show them a piece of my Vito charms! And I would have to talk to that Indie chick. I didn't see Anne Maria anything!


So far, the Singers were on a total of twenty-four as the Dancers were on a total of twenty. By now, the non-competitors were completely covered in green smelly goop.

Chris had just announced that Trent was up next. The guitarist walked up with his guitar and sang a short song about Gwen.

He would've gotten a point if he hadn't puked on his guitar. Trent quickly left the stage to clean it. And to explain to you why Trent got a zero, he puked after forty seconds of his song. Cody and Gwen took care of Trent as Chris got upstage again.

"Don't worry guys, we've got two more," Chris assured the contestants. "After the two are done, you guys can go shower, you really need it!"

"Thanks for advice," Courtney rolled her eyes. "Now can we move on now?"

"Okay fine sheesh!" Chris said. By that time, Trent and Gwen went to the Peanut Gallery. "Our final Dancer of the night is none other than, Alejandro Burromeurto!"


Alejandro's Sneaky Samba:

Alejandro walked up on the stage a smirked. Soon a Mexican tune began and Alejandro moved like a slithery snake to the tune. And then he opened his mouth to sing.

I appeared on a show...called Total Drama!

I got rid of all...those pesky llamas!

But then there was one...I couldn't fight!

Her name was Heather, am I right?

She was striking hot!

I had a soft spot!

For a beauty like her!

She should be a model, for sure!

Heather sank beneath her seat as she blushed sightly. Alejandro soon began to make his moves down the stage.

I know how to dance the Samba!

I'm fierce like a mamba!

I got rid of those girls!

Bridgette's kiss made me wanna hurl!

Bridgette glared at Alejandro as he blew her a kiss. She gasped as she saw that.

I was a prime suspect.

Noah got time to inspect.

But too bad I got rid of him.

Just like how my hair got a trim.

I made a lot of enemies.

But dumped all of them in a chimney.

Heather got time to destroy me.

By hitting me with a knee!

Noah rolled his eyes, clearly unamused with the song.

Even though I lost the game.

Strangers remembered my name.

They said how evil I was.

And then they made fuss.

I admit to be an eel.

And you're asking, for real?

But the truth lies beneath.

That truth made me want to seeth!

And it is...

A long pause for the music to sink in and for that clingy effect, Alejandro waited before returning.

...my brother Jose!

Alejandro stomped his foot which caused many to jump.

He's the true snake!

He's worse than Bully Jake!

He thinks he's better.

But truth be told...he's the bed-wetter.

I took all the blame!

I had to take the shame!

And that's why I'm so evil!

And sneaky...like a weasel!

Alejandro smiled evily as the song ended. He took a bow and soon, everyone except Noah and Bridgette applauded.

Soon, the Latino could feel the puke bursting out, but swallowed. He smiled triumphingly as Chris applauded.

"Dude, that was amazing!" Chris applauded. "If you sang something like that in TDWT, then we would've gotten more ratings! And the Chef-O-Meter gave you a perfect ten for that!"

"Your team is in the lead with a total of thirty points!" Chris announced. "Can our final performer do better?"

"I hope," Trent murmured.

"What was that?" Gwen asked. Trent shrugged and whispered to Gwen. She gasped.

"Our last performer of the night is Cody!" Chris exclaimed. Alejandro walked backstage and smirked at Cody, who was looking down, miserably.

"Hey Cody, you're up!" Edison called from the curtains. Cody sighed and confidently walked onstage.

Sierra applauded happily and was about to dash onstage until most of the other contestants restrained her from doing so.

Sammy watched from the amphitheater, hiding so she wouldn't get caught.


Confessional: The Grand Finale! Huzzah!

Amy: There is no way Cody can make a perfect ten with his heart broken! My plan was to get Sammy eliminated by having Alejandro kiss her. Now all Cody needs to do is fail and I'll be spreading the word that Sammy kissed Alejandro! It's foolproof!


Cody's Sad Song:

Cody sighed miserably as he had the microphone. A sad piano tune began playing as murmurs questioning why Cody looked sad were approaching.

Then Cody took a breath and sang.

I was the geek.

That everyone said, reeked.

They all hated me.

My life was ruined by he.

My parents were cruel.

They had feisty rules.

Until one time I met a girl.

On this show that made me want to hurl.

She wore blue.

She was cute.

She had a mean sister.

Who was as terrible as a blister.

But then I witnessed something bad.

Something that was worse than Chad.

She...was...kissing...an eel...

Cody sniffed and had at tear streaming down his face. Soon, music bursted loudly though the ears of Chris.

WHY?! DID YOU LEAVE ME FOR THAT EEL?!

I KEPT THINKING IT WASN'T REAL!

BUT THEN I KNEW YOU BROKE MY HEART!

STRUCK IT WITH A DART!

HOW COULD YOU?!

How could yoooooooou?!

He sniffled miserably and then continued.

Before I met her I met a different girl.

She was determined, and was pretty as a pearl.

But I got rejected so many times.

We remained as friends but my heart was the size of a dime.

She liked another guy who played a guitar.

Unlike me, he was a star.

I knew I had to let her go.

This was such a terrible show...

Soon, more tears began flying out as he screamed the next verse.

WHY?! DID YOU BETRAY ME LIKE A WITCH?!

I MET A LOT OF SLIMY /CENSORED/!

I WISH THAT I WERE DEAD!

STICK A GUN TO MY HEAD!

HOW COULD YOU?!

How could yoooooooou?!

Cody sobbed as he continued to perform his sing.

GRAB A KNIFE!

TAKE MY LIFE!

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE!

I WANT TO CLOSE THE DOOR!

CUT MYSELF!

AND THEN SOON DIE LIKE AN ELF!

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!

HOW CAN I MISS?!

A CRUEL, CRUEL WORLD THIS IS!

WHY DO I BOTHER?!

I HATE MY MOTHER!

I HATE THIS LIFE!

WHY?!

WHY?!

WHYYYYYYYY?!

Why? Do I bother.

I should've known she would've left me.

Good-bye, Sammy...

Cody collapsed on the ground. His stomach felt terrible, but he held his puke in. As he got up, everyone cheered.

The geek could see Owen sobbing with Noah taking care of him. He could also see Gwen wipe a tear from her eyes.

Trent clapped and smiled.

"I'm sorry Cody!" Sammy sobbed after finishing watching the performance. She dashed away from the Peanut Galley in sadness.

"Now where was that in TDWT?!" Chris smiled as Cody sheepishly smiled. "Seriously, you guys were holding out on me!"

Chef soon came onstage and was crying like mad.

"It was so beautiful that I had to come out here to say it myself!" Chef sobbed. "You earn a perfect ten!"

"And that means the Singers win with a total of thirty-four!" Chris exclaimed. "You guys get the reward, ten DVDs of TDI!"

"Actually, I already have a DVD of TDI," Cody smiled.

"I'll take it!" Gwen smiled.

"So why were you crying about Sammy?" Leshawna asked. Cody stopped and quickly dashed off.

Leshawna was confused until Trent and Gwen managed to tell her.

"Cody saw Sammy kissing Alejandro," Trent confessed.

"Say what now?!" Leshawna asked.

"Wait, Samey was kissing Alejandro?!" Heather asked.

"How dare that witch hurt my Cody-kins!" Sierra growled.

"Guy, guys," Geoff shouted. "I'm sure it's all a big misunderstanding! Maybe it was Alejandro who kissed Sammy!"

"That is possible," Courtney wondered.

"You know, I love to debate on this, but I got to get rid of this puke," Noah said, walking off to his Dorm shower.

"So who won?" Mike asked, after a day's work from Vito. "And what's the commotion about."

"Apprently Sammy kissed Alejandro," Zoey answered. "That doesn't seem right."

"Guys, calm down!" Dawn yelled. "It was Amy's plan!"

"Amy?" Duncan asked. "Man, I know the girl can be mean, but not that mean!"

"Well, she does abuse Sammy at home," Gwen pointed out. She took a glance at Amy, who was also part of the debate.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Amy yelled. "I would never talk to Alejandro!"

"Actually you did, B heard all your plans!" Dawn growled. B nodded to confirm.

"But we don't have any proof!" Owen said.

"All Dancers, your time to vote is here, also one of the Singers gets to vote for one of the Dancers," Chris announced through the intercom.


Confessional: Singing in the rain!

Amy: No, no, no! My plan failed. This wasn't supposed to happen! Cody was supposed to cry onstage not sing! Now Alejandro's going to be in the chopping block! It'll take a miracle to have him escape elimination!

?: Your wish, Amy, is my command.


At the Campfire Ceremony, the non-voters sat quietly on the Peanut Gallery that had been washed after getting puked.

Cody was still sad about what happened during day that some were finding ways to cheer him up. Sammy was no where to be seen.

"Guess Sammy's too guilty to come out here," Gwen glared. Cody just blankly stared at the colored marshmallows Chris had.

Chris glanced at his watch. He was getting impatient until finally the eleven voters returned. But when nine sat down, he knew something was wrong.

"Where's Leshawna?" Chris asked.

"I thought she was with us," Zoey replied.

"You don't think she got eaten by a bear do you?" Harold asked worriedly.

"Or a zombie?!" a freaked out Shawn added.

"Nope no zombie here," called a voice. It was Edison. "But we did find Leshawna."

Edison had ran by, along with Albert and Steven, who were carrying an unconscious Leshawna, and Leon.

"Oh no, Leshawna!" Harold yelled. He dashed towards the body and quivered.

"How can I fail to protect my one true love?!" the nerd cried. "Why?!"

"Stop the drama, Harold," Steven blankly said. "She's not dead. She just had a concussion."

"From this tree branch," Leon added. He held up the tree branch which was possibly the cause of Leshawna's concussion.

"Well, then what are you waiting for?!" Gwen yelled. "Bring her to the infirmary!"

"Well, you see, about that, heh," Albert nervously replied. "The infirmary isn't really that trained in concussions."

"Do you mean to tell us that you are trained to cure poison, broken limbs, but not broken heads?!" Trent asked.

"That's just wrong," Lightning crossed his arms.

"You said it," Tyler agreed.

"Hey, chillax," Leon said. "We got trained professionals back at the Jailhouse of Loserdom!"

"What," Harold whispered. "You don't mean that Leshawna is going to be kicked off the show, right?"

"Sorry Harold, as much as I hate to say it, Leshawna is eliminated by default," Chris sighed. Anger and displeasure erupted from the Gallery.

Edison volunteered to take Leshawna away in the Shark of Shame and when the two were about to leave, many farewells were said.

"Goodbye Leshawna, take care," Gwen sadly said.

"Get well soon," Trent added.

"We're hoping you make it," Cody whimpered.

"Goodbye, sister," Lightning sadly patted the unconscious body.

"Don't worry, I'll take care of the Dorm in your absence!" Tyler assured the body.

"Goodbye my Chocolate Princess," Harold sadly weeped. "I love you!"

He gave a kiss on the cheek as both Edison and Leshawna left on the Shark of Shame. Soon everyone turned to glance on Alejandro, who was smirking proudly as he escaped elimination.

"Don't think you can escape another elimination, you slimy snake!" Zoey angrily growled.

"Doesn't have the same ring to it," Noah rolled his eyes at the Indie chick.

Alejandro smiled proudly as he left the glaring group. The only one who wasn't hearing was Amy.


Confessional: I want a refund!

Harold: (sadly sighs) Now that my Chocolate Princess was eliminated, I guess I should continue my journey in the game. But I miss her so badly. (sighs)

Amy: I couldn't believe it when Alejandro escaped elimination. I was so happy. And between you and me, I sort of have a crush on him. (snickers evilly)

Heather: I can't believe that flirter kissed that stupid twin even though he was supposed to be with me! I will have a strict talk with that Latino flirt!

Alejandro: My reaction on Leshawna leaving? Perfect. (grins) But now that I'm still here, Heather might want to try to plan my death even when I speak. (sighs happily) That's why I love that girl.

Tyler: I can't believe Leshawna's gone! She was basically the peace-keeper of the dorm. But now that she's gone, Lightning and I will fight more frequently.


Max had to wait in the woods for an important guest. And if you guessed that guest was that one mysterious fellow, then congratulations, you earned brains.

The shadowy dark mysterious villain slowly made his way towards Max.

"So, have you thought about the deal?" the mystery guy asked.

"Yes, my answer is yes!" Max answered.

"Good choice, because without me, you're a goner," the mysterious guy nodded.

"Wait, I have one more question before we start this evil alliance," Max said. The mysterious guy gestured the evil wannabe to ask the question. "What will become of my other alliance members?"

"I'll keep them until the merge," the mysterious person answered. "But do not tell them. Because if you do, I will pick them off, one by one. And then you will be next."

Max cringed as the mysterious guy walked away.

"Pleasure doing business with you," the mystery person smirked. "Now if you will excuse me, I'll be asking a new friend to join us."

The mysterious person laughed maniacally as Max was left nervous in the woods.


Dude, I love this mystery guy so much! What is his next move?

Who else is he going to pick off?

Will Cody and Sammy make up?

And what will Heather do to Alejandro?

Find out next time on...

TOTAL

DRAMA

SUPREME!


Voting Confessional:

Alejandro: I am so screwed! Not that it will count but...Sadie.

Brick: Sir, that is no way to treat Cody!

Dakota: Alejandro deserves the boot. Cody has sort of the same shirt as Sam. So him breaking Cody's heart reminds me of Sam getting his heart broke.

Harold: Of course I would vote for Alejandro! He's like what Noah says, a slimy eel!

Katie: Oh my gosh, that was so sad. I feel sorry for Cody. Plus, Noah's his best friend, and Noah would vote for Alejandro.

Leshawna: Alejandro, that fool may have had a great song, but him kissing Cody's love interest just blew his chances of surviving an elimination.

Mike: I don't need to say it. It's obvious who my vote is!

Sadie: I don't believe that Sammy kissed Alejandro. She likes Cody, so I voted who Katie voted.

Sammy: I can't take it anymore! I'm voting for Alejandro! I hate that snake so much!

Scott: As much as I would like to eliminate Alejandro, Leshawna deserves to leave. She brutally beat me up. See ya, Miss Beehind!

Zoey: Alejandro is a threat. Not only that. But he hurt poor Cody. I'm sorry Al, but you have to go.


Vote Count:

Alejandro- Sadie (doesn't count)

Brick- Alejandro (doesn't count)

Dakota- Alejandro (doesn't count)

Harold- Alejandro (doesn't count)

Katie- Alejandro (doesn't count)

Leshawna- Alejandro (doesn't count)

Mike- Alejandro (doesn't count)

Sadie- Alejandro (doesn't count)

Sammy- Alejandro (doesn't count)

Scott- Leshawna (doesn't count)

Zoey- Alejandro (doesn't count)


Alejandro- 10 (doesn't count)

Leshawna- 1 (doesn't count)

Sadie- 1 (doesn't count)

Voted off: Topher, Anne Maria, Staci, Scarlett, Leshawna


Huh, this didn't take that long to write. Oh well, at least I finished. Also sorry about eliminating Leshawna, but it was planned. Also, do not worry about Cody and Sammy. They will make up. Don't forget to give me feedback on who Cody should have as his girlfriend and new ideas for the VR challenge.

Next time: The next VR challenge. But before you read it, buy a bigger boat first.