Meanwhile in 2115, the boys are studying the American-Canadian war at Carl's house after the ultimate failure of the re-enactment
Carl: And here it says that instead of being human-shields like commanded, all the black soldiers jumped out of the way of bombs
TJ: Jesus, I never knew General Plymkin could be so racist
Carl: and here it says the plan to move out of harm's way was thought up by Jerome McElroy, before his tragic death in 2013
Kyle: (hey guys, check it out)
Kyle points to another reading spot
Carl: It wasn't until Sheila broflovski shot Terrance & Philip, that Satan suddenly appeared out of the ground with Saddam Hussein
TJ: and the once little mountain town was saved by a little 8 year old boy known as Eric Cartman
The boys look puzzled; they then realize that Eric Cartman was the "Historic Ice Fatass" from last week
TJ: Dude, it never occurred to us that that time kid started living in that old house where the Cartmans used to live?
Carl: …Holy shit! So wait a minute! We met some kid who saved South Park from 2000 years of darkness and froze himself for over 100 years and we never knew he was the kid even though his name was Eric?
Kyle: (Dude, I heard he was good friends with my grandpa Kenny)
TJ: Wow, really?
Kenny suddenly rolls into the house
Kenny: [to himself] Stupid assholes, oh hey Kyle, we have to go!
Kenny starts rolling off, but TJ stops him
TJ: Hey Mr McCormick?
Kenny: yes?
TJ: Is it true you and Eric Cartman were friends as children?
Kenny pauses; after 5 seconds, Kyle bops him on the head
Kenny: Ugh, I hated that Fatass!
Carl: What do you mean? Was he a Jew-hater or something?
Kenny: Oh he was way more than that, He often ripped on me for being poor, he often ripped on Carl's Grandfather for being the Jew he was, He ripped on TJ's Grandfather for being in love with his grandma and he hated just about everyone that was different
Carl: so he was the Archie Bunker of 2015?
Kenny: Yeah, The only thing I liked about him was that he was retarded enough to have the ability to take notice of my recurring deaths along with Timmy birch. Speaking of which, he became handicapped 2 months later
The boys are confused
TJ: …Wait what?
