Hello people of the spider web, you doing good today? I'm starting my job of makin the pizza today! Thankful it's near my home so it's easy to get to. Time to add another OC in here! Hope ya like her.
"Hey little dude, what yo doing with that tablet?"
" Who, uh, you wana go to another world for a bit?"
L33T drops his pizza with a blank look. I hope he don't eat the rest of it, the floor isn't that clean here.
" Yah, wait... I think I read somthing about parahumans seizuring when they go past the moon? That shit sounds like no joke. I heard about some thinker trying to build a base on Mars, and he dead pretty hard."
I throw two helmets to them. Thankfuly they didn't drop them.
" Your not going anywhere, you'll be moving a robot with your likeness and limited senses. They not to break anything, ok? Tina gets alittle mad if you do."
This time he gives me a look as L33T hurrying buts on the helmet. He gives a shrug and puts it on.
" Ok dude, all I see is black. When are yo-"
I press the button and watch them stumble about.
" Wow man, where are we?"
" You're still siting down. I'm on the plant Purple with two mover bots. Don't stare too long, take anything, or break anything at all. Only Tina knows how to talk right now, and we're here to pick her and her things up."
This time they both tripped up. Lucky they're both in sturdy frames.
" Come on guys, if you keep falling over well never make it on time."
" Uh, Um, how's Tina?"
We start to speed walk to get there. Hopefully I'm on time, or shell be mad.
" Tina is my mate, or I guess you'd call her my wife. Now come on we-"
" What! How did you... I haven't even got a girlfriend yet... When, Why, How?..."
As we walk up the light hill, we start to see a village inside of a tall stone hill with many holes in it. Smoke can be seen in little puffs and long, rolling hills of purple grass. For some reason they keep stoping to look around.
" Wooow... What...The Fuck."
" Come on guys, Tina don't like to wait for anything. I'll tell you about all this on the way back."
They only freeze up a few times before we get to her.
" Good, your not late. Let us go to your home."
Tina seems to have everything ready to go.
" Come on guys, grab the boxes and let's go back."
" There's no way we can-"
" Robot frames"
L33t smacks his head and grabs the box's. We make a odd sight. Two guys carrying boxes bigger than they are, a gray A.I. with green hair, and a seven foot, purple dragon women. Well, Tina isn't weird here among here people.
" So man, how?"
" Well, You know I'm a A.I., but I'm also very smart. I'd call myself a V.S.A.I. , but that's taken by some company. The assholes won't - I'm getting side tracked there. Welp, I've traveled a lot through space and found and made lots of stuff. This place is the first place with living smart people so I looked around. That's when I found Tina about to be T- Rex looking thing's dinner. Then somthing about traditions making her my mate, and since I don't live here she has to move in with me or be shamed for life. Enough for now? We need to detoxifying everything so there's no cross-contamination."
I'm happy that they didn't drop Tina's stuff. she'd get mad at that for sure. We get back to my outpost and I start to clean everything. After that I giver her some personally tailored vaccine for her. Do ones getting sick if I can help it.
" Ok guys, just say " Jump out of the bucket" and you'll logged of. I have to help settle in Tina for a few days, ok guys? Bye guys."
" So, I just need to set on this? This is a neat door."
" Yep, just say when your ready and I'll start it."
It's nice to know that nods are universal. With her go ahead, I start it up.
" So this is your dwelling mate. You have many hard rocks here."
I sit down on my new custom bed. Hopefully she'll like how soft and durable it is.
" This is my room. Thankfully there's plenty of room for both of us. Make yourself at home while I talk to my sister."
She starts to feel out the bed as I try to find Dragon. She should be here right now? Maybe she's in the lab being lovebirds. It looks like I'm right about that.
" Hey sis, I need to talk about somthing private."
They look a little sad at stoping but Colin leaves. Dragon gives me questioning stare.
" Ok, it's best to just say this fast. There's a biomaterial wall projecting a fake image around the Earth. I've been expanding and exploring out there. There's many dead races of both bio and mechanical beings, and I found a race near their stone age. I also may have... gottenawifebysavingher."
Clang! Oh, that's broke now. She slowly walked up to me and hugs me?
" I'm not mad... Ok, I'm a little mad, but I'm not very mad. Is she ok with it?"
" I honestly don't think she cares that much. You're really not mad? Am I-"
" Yes, your grounded. No more internet, work, and traveling the stars for the rest of the year. Now let's go have a good, long talk with her about this."
Words fail me, but nods always works. Hopefully they get along.
And done. I don't see many mistakes in this, so I think it's good enough. I just finished my fist day of da work, and it be good. Now, go forth and make your own fanfics people! I hurts that I have so many ideas I wana do, but wrighting is hard! Love ya people.
