I AM SORRY FOR THE EXTREMELY SHORT CHAPPIES BUT I HAVE NO INSPIRATION I NEED THE PEOPLE'S OPINION AND U GUYS ARE THE PEOPLE. I WANT TO BE AN AUTHOR AND I REALLY NEED U GUYS 2 REVIEW AND GIVE ME ADVICE IF U DON'T LIKE IT THERE IS NO POINT FOR ME TO CONTINUE THANK U SO MUCH FOR ALL THE PEOPLE THAT HAVE REVIEWED SO FAR HERE IS AN EXTRA LONG CHAPPIE JUST FOR U GUYS. I USUALLY DON'T DO AUTHOR NOTES BUT I FELT THIS WAS IMPORTANT!

She just giggled and smiled knowingly as if we were the stupid ones.

"Zomg!" she said again (what does the Z stand for anyway?) "You'll be the new hot couple and I can be the 1st to spread the news! Hot bad boy with Dylan's ex! Both dumped yesterday. I bet you guys will get married and…." Nudge rambled on and on. Wait a second Fang gets hot bad boy as his description and I get Dylan's ex, I'm offended. Fang reading my mind smirked then at the same time we clapped a hand over Nudge's mouth who had somehow got the topic to fluffy white bunnies.

"LISTEN TO ME NUDGE WE ARE NOT DATING!" I screamed in her ear.

"Fang and Max are dating?" a new voice said while coming in the room

"Great," I said sarcastically turning to see the newcomer, "First Nudge , now Iggy,all we need is Dylan and Lissa so we can have a party!"

Nudge obviously doesn't get sarcasm and was actually going to get them so I had her arm and keep her in place.

"Well at least you didn't put your hand on my mouth this time!" she said beaming.

"Don't jinx it," I growled at her annoyed. She backed away a couple of steps. Fang and Iggy were snickering in a corner I raised a fist at them and they abruptly stopped.

"Oh Max!" Nudge said trying miserably to be cheery. "You won't believe this." I raised an eyebrow at her(taking some tips from Fang here) "I got us an interview with Sam we get to tell him about our incident with Dylan!"

When she saw my incredulous expression she weakly added "Did I mention we are on the front page?" I blinked a couple of times and realized she was serious.

"NO! you want me to talk about Dylan to Sam?" She giggled nervously. Our school has the lamest newspaper that is made by one kid(Sam). Last week the front page was his booger. When the school board realized no one was buying the newspaper they made it mandatory to buy one or else go to detention. So naturally once a week all teachers have to stay an extra 2 hours to maintain the whole student body cause no one wants to waste their money on that piece of junk. "I don't think so Nudge," I said. She gave me her death glare. I didn't bother turning to Iggy or Fang for help. So naturally I had no choice but to let Nudge drag me through the hallways towards the doomed interview as people gave us the cuckoo sign.

AT THE INTERVIEW

As soon as we came in the room we came to see Sam picking his nose and inspecting his booger. When he saw us he blushed bright red and hastily brushed his hands on his pants.

"Hi thanks for coming!" and pointed to two desks for us to sit at while knocking over a stack of papers. I just raised an eyebrow at the hand that had just been up his nose and

shook my head while nudge just smiled apologetically.

"So let's start the interview." He said grabbing a crumpled piece of paper and a blunt pencil. Nudge happily shared details about her love life while I counted sheep. Then Sam

directed a question at me.

"Are you disappointed about your breakup with Dylan" he said ready to write my response. I looked at booger boy all my bottled up anger poured out.

(I don't like cursing I'm using Beeps instead be creative guys)

Dylan is beeppity beep beep bee" Now it was Nudge;s turn to clamp a hand over my mouth.

"I don't think the school board will approve of this language." he said nervously.

"Tell the school board to" I was cut of again by Nudge who beamed at Sam.

"I think we're done Sam thanks for your time." As she politely dragged me out I shot a death glare at Sam which said we weren't done and I'd deal with him later.

"Well that went well" she said

"Sure it did." I said sarcastically.