KittyCAT-tastrophe chapter 7
Maru) HELLO….. I'M BACK BABY WHOO HWOO.
Maru) Yes, this means I've gotten my new lap top but I didn't have to buy it, cause I'm good, no actually my parents got it for me as a graduation present cool huh I love my parents. Yeah also my friend's threw me a graduation party that I knew nothing about. Sneaky of them wasn't it, I think so, I thought something was up when my dad told my brother to take me fishing. Anyway I also got some purple hair chopsticks and a chibi cat from my friend Lu-chan and her family. So I'm happy I got that stuff and a lap top and you guys get to read my stories again (smiles) so I see this as a win-win situation. Gerrr sorry this would have been up a long time ago but my Microsoft decided to die on me so I had to get that fixed then I had to retype the story and I got a job and blah, blah, blah. Okay enough blabbing now to what you want to read here is the seventh chapter of KittyCAT-tastrophe.
Maru) I do not own Naruto
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Opening her eyes Hinata rolled onto her side blocking her face from the sun and pulled her blanket over her head, she didn't want to get out of bed. If she did she would have to face the two people she didn't want too those people being Itachi and Hidan who she had to take with her one her mission to Suna. The trip would take her at least three days, three whole days with the infamous Itachi Uchiha the man who massacred his whole clan except for his little brother. Then there was Hidan, god where did she even start at with him? He was a crazy masochist who liked pain and he was always being mean to her. Why couldn't she have Tobi or Deidara go with her? She'd even take Kisame, but no, she was stuck with the two most -at least in her opinion- evil, scary Akatsuki members. Groaning she buried her face into her pillow, laying on her stomach her face shoved in the soft feather down pillow Hinata got the feeling someone was watching her. Ever so slowly she turned her face from the vast softness of the pillow to look to the right of her only to see a bright, happy brown eye and black spiky hair. Not more than five inches from her face was Tobi who was smiling at her, squeaking Hinata jumped up and turned so her back hit the wall on left side of her bed while her face was a light shade of red.
"Hey Hinata-chan you're awake now!" The happy man said still sitting on her floor by her bed hoping up he smiled at her. "I'll go tell Itachi-san and Hidan-san that you're up so you can start on your trip." He said running out the door before Hinata could open her mouth to protest.
Sighing she slid off her bed and grabbed her mission clothes which was her long sleeved lavender and white hoodie and a pair of blue ninja pants. Grabbing up a towel she peeked out her door looking down the hall, not seeing anyone she ran to the bathroom and shut the door behind her and locked it. Setting her clothes on the bathroom counter she turned on the water then checking the door again to make sure it was locked she took a shower. Stepping out of the shower Hinata dried off and got dressed tossing her pajamas into the hamper she opened the bathroom door and went to her room. Pulling her bag from her closet she flung it over her shoulder, happy that she had packed everything she would need the night before. Picking her headband up off her bed side table she tied it around her neck, looking around her room for anything she missed she walked into the hall shutting her door behind her. Stepping into her living room she was almost knocked back into the hall by Tobi who tackled her in a hug and lifting her off the ground.
"Um…Tobi c-can you p-put me d-down." She stuttered looking over his shoulder at the other Akatsuki members, Deidara looked annoyed with the hyper Tobi who had finally decided to put the pale eyed teen down.
"Hinata-chan when are you going to leave?" Tobi asked looking down at her.
"I um guess w-whenever Kaida-c-chan g-gets here." She said sidestepping him to go into the kitchen, setting her pack on the chair she grabbed a box of cereal and the milk then a bowl from the cupboard.
Pouring the cereal into the bowl she remembered something, why wasn't Hidan yelling at her for pulling his collar off him last night. Shrugging to herself she sat at the table and ate, while she ate she watched the others Tobi was talking to Zetsu who was looking out the window at the small garden Hinata had. Deidara was molding his clay into non-exploding animals, he was no longer aloud to make exploding animals after the bird incident, Kisame was cleaning his sword, and Kakuzu was sewing some more clothes. Itachi was sitting in his claimed chair reading a new book and Hidan was glaring at her, perfect she knew it he was mad at her and now she had to spend the next three days with him. Seeing that Hidan was still glaring at her, she looked down into her bowl and stirred the milk with the spoon resting her chin on her hand. Glancing up from the bowl Hinata's pale eyes met violet, now instead of glaring at her Hidan was watching her, feeling her face heat up she looked back to her cereal but not before noticing the small smirk on the silver haired Akatsuki's face. Standing from the table Hinata set the bowl in the sink then turned to look at the Akatsuki clearing her throat nervously.
"Um Kaida-chan w-will be h-here any m-minute so can you t-take the collars off?" She asked timidly tugging on the hem of her jacket.
"Hinata-chan what rules are you going to set for this kid, un?" Deidara asked fingering the collar around his neck and looking at the teen.
"I'm g-going to tell h-her not to give any of you b-baths so you don't touch a-any water and s-she can't take you outside." She answered then she looked around at them stopping on Tobi. "B-but you need to m-make sure she c-can't break the rules." She stated still looking at Tobi.
"How do we do that Hinata-chan?" Tobi asked sighing Hinata was about to reply but Kisame beat her to it.
"If the kid tries to give us a bath, as pitiful as this sounds we run away and hide from her." The blue man said a bit of embarrassment sounding in his voice.
"Oh Tobi gets it now, so we hide like when Sempai cooks?" The man piped, seeing the blond raise his hand to whack Tobi, there was a knock on the door followed by a child's voice.
"T-that's Kaida-chan t-take off the c-collars." Hinata stammered, complying all of the criminals removed their collars and turned back into kittens except Itachi and Hidan.
"You are to bring the collars for myself and Hidan." Was all the Uchiha said before removing his collar and turning into a kitten, looking at the only male human Hinata waited for him to speak.
"This is gonna be a fuckin trip to remember." The silver haired man said before he pulled off the collar and sat at her feet, picking the collars up off the floor Hinata put them in her jacket and went to the door.
Opening it she smiled at the red head girl standing on her door step, looking beside the girl was a bag and in her hand was a smaller bag. Letting Kaida inside Hinata watched as she placed the bags on the kitchen table then turned smiling to the older girl. Feeling the kittens' eyes on her back Hinata could tell they all wanted to know what was in the two bags Kaida had brought over with her.
"Um Kaida-chan w-what's in the b-bags?" The Hyuuga asked pointing at the bags on her table.
"Oh it's some stuff I got from the lady next door she had some cats before and I told her about watching your kittens and she gave it all to me. Look at all this neat stuff Hinata-sensei let's see there's some fake mice, string, a clawing mat, some treats, flea powered, some medicine, and in the smaller bag is some cat nip!" Kaida said pulling everything out and setting it down on the table.
"C-cat n-nip!" Hinata said horrified at the idea of the Akatsuki kittens on the feline's equivalent to crack, her poor house, no more like her poor furniture. Now she was hoping this mission paid well so she could get new furniture after the kittens' clawed her current living room suite to ribbons.
"Hinata-sensei don't you think you should get going now?" Kaida asked looking at her slightly flushed sensei. "Whoa, Hinata-sensei you don't look to good are you okay to go by yourself?"
"Y-yes I'm fine, I j-just need s-some things f-first." She said walking to her room.
Itachi and Hidan following her, taking the collars from her jacket she put two of them in another pack then put the rest in a box and stuck the box in her closet. Picking up the pack she place both Itachi and Hidan in it then zipped it almost closed placed the pack over her shoulder and walked out to Kaida. Reaching the living room she saw Kaida sitting on the floor Indian style rubbing Tobi's furry belly and giggling at his tiny purrs. Smiling Hinata looked over the other kittens trying to send them a message to be good and not murder her furniture or Kaida. Clearing her throat Hinata caught Kaida's attention looking up from Tobi, Kaida met Hinata's pale eyes.
"Yes Hinata-sensei?"
"I'm l-leaving now Kaida p-please lock the door w-when you go home o-okay?" Hinata said as she walked to the door.
"Okay bye-bye Hinata-sensei see you when you get to back." Kaida said going back to rubbing Tobi's belly and giggling at his reaction.
Closing the door behind her Hinata smiled to herself and stared toward the Hokage tower as she walked she tried to forget about the fact that she was going to be stuck by herself with two deadly criminals. Once she stepped out of the village gates she was on her own closing her eyes at this thought, that was a bad idea. Sitting on the ground Hinata looked up to see who she had bumped into seeing bright orange she knew who it was looking up at the ocean blue eyes staring down at her. Hinata's cheeks tinged a light pink and she went to stand up only to have a hand held out to her, taking it Naruto pulled her to her feet.
"Hey Hinata-chan are you okay you fell pretty hard?" Naruto asked her.
"Um y-yes I'm f-fine N-Naruto- kun." She said feeling a little faint seeing that the blond was still holding her hand.
"That's good are you going to see Grandma Tsunade?" He asked oblivious to the way Hinata's face was steadily turning a darker shade of pink.
"Um, y-y-yes I w-was h-headed there n-now." she stammered.
"Really I'll walk there with you then we can go to the gate together is that okay Hinata-chan?" Naruto asked smiling brightly at the Hyuuga.
"O-okay N-Naruto-kun but um… c-can you l-let go of m-my hand f-first?" She said looking at his hand still holding hers looking down Naruto's eyes fell on his and Hinata's hands letting go quickly he rubbed the back of his neck and laughed nervously.
"Well let's go Hinata-chan." Naruto said turning and walking toward the Hokage tower Hinata smiled and followed closely behind him.
Reaching the tower both Hinata and Naruto walked up the stairs to the double door of Tsunade's office reaching out her hand to knock on the doors they flew open and Naruto walked in. Biting her bottom lip Hinata slowly followed her crush into the Hokage's office. Sitting at the large oak desk glaring at the loud intrusion was Tsunade and standing next to her was shizune her black hair falling in her eyes and the small pink pig Ton-ton in her arms. Still biting her lip Hinata stepped up beside Naruto making Tsunade's gaze shift to her and the glare she held softened as Hinata fidgeted. Leaning on her elbows and placing her head in her hands Tsunade watched the pale eyed girl fidget and tuned out Naruto's talking.
"GRANDMA TSUNADE STOP IGNORING ME!" Naruto shouted pointing at the blonde woman who looked back at him the glare set on her face again.
"STOP SHOUTING!" Tsunade yelled. "I heard you I was thinking about something, now Hinata." She said looking at the teen who was standing next to Naruto. "You'll need this to pass into Suna and someone will meet you at the border." Tsunade said pulling a scroll out of desk and holding it out to the teen. Stepping up to the desk Hinata took the scroll and put it in her jacket pocket stepping back she looked at the Hokage.
"I-is that a-all H-Hokage-Sama?" Hinata asked quietly.
"Yes you can go now." She said waving the Hyuuga away, turning Hinata walked toward the door grinning Naruto turned to follow her but was stopped by the voice of the blond woman behind him.
"Naruto stay here I want to speak with you about special training." She said causing the blonde teen to look at her and pout then wine some.
"But Grandma Tsunade I was going to walk Hinata-chan to the gate." He protested pointing at Hinata who was standing in the doorway watching the conversation seeing the growing irritation on the Hokage's face Hinata decided to save Naruto from the blond woman's wrath.
"Um N-Naruto-kun it's o-okay you can m-meet me when I c-come back." Hinata said quietly catching both of the blonds attention, grinning widely at the pale eyed teen Naruto nodded.
"Alright Hinata-chan I'll be there in three days."
"O-okay Bye Naruto-kun, Lady Tsunade, S-shizune-San." Hinata said bowing her head then turning and walking out the door.
Standing at the gates Hinata looked down the stretch of dirt road that would lead her from the village and into the forest and leave her alone with the two deadly criminals in her backpack. Taking one look at the village Hinata walked through the gate and down the road toward Suna after ten minutes of walking Hinata felt movement in her backpack. Jumping slightly at the sudden movement, sighing she walked into the trees and sat on a rock and set her pack in front of her. Unzipping the pack she was greeted by Hidan and Itachi who were looking up at her. Pulling them out by the scruff of their necks she placed them on the ground then she pulled out some clothes for them and the collars then a bottle of water. Opening the top of the bottle and putting the collars in her jacket Hinata stood up and stepped toward the kittens, holding the bottle over them she hesitated, thinking. She didn't have to turn them back she could keep them like this small, furry, cute and harmless she would be able to do this mission alone.
She wouldn't have to worry about them killing anyone innocent on the way to Suna and she could sleep peacefully without the thought of being killed in her sleep. Feeling something hit her ankle Hinata looked down to see Itachi glaring up at her along with Hidan biting her bottom lip Hinata knew if she kept them like this she would be in trouble when they got back to Konoha. Sighing in defeat she tipped the bottle of water and the clear liquid fell onto the two kittens in front of her then there were two pops, turning away Hinata walked to a tree away from the two men. Standing her back turned to the two Akatsuki she played with the hem of her jacket, then she felt a hand clamp onto her shoulder making her jump. Then she was spun around and came face-to-face with Itachi his red eyes glaring into her pale lavender ones, Hinata tried to make herself look away but it was like she was in a trance and their eyes remained locked.
"You were thinking of keeping us in those forms weren't you?" Itachi asked his eyes still boring into hers, not even waiting for an answer he continued speaking his grip on her shoulder tightening. "Don't think it again." He said releasing her then spun around and walked away from her.
Shaking from what had just happened Hinata slowly walked to the rock and picked up the pack that she had Itachi and Hidan in, zipping it up she flung it over her shoulders and followed behind the two criminals. Walking behind Hidan, Hinata listened to the forest the birds were singing now, smiling Hinata wondered to herself what their songs were about and if they sang to please people or the ones they loved? Looking around she couldn't help but wonder if Itachi knew where he was going- of course he knew where he was going he was Uchiha, Itachi he used to live in the leaf village and he was now a missing Ninja in the Akatsuki.
Looking down at the ground as she walked she berated herself for not being able to sense Itachi behind her before he grabbed her. Then again he was an S-ranked missing ninja and she was only a chunin, really what could she have done even if she had sensed him the answer, nothing. Closing her eyes she sighed a little then ran into something stumbling back she looked up to see it was Hidan's back she had hit. Looking around the taller man she saw that Itachi had stopped taking in a breath Hinata felt for other chakra besides her own and the two men. Not feeling anything she raised one of her midnight colored eyebrows still looking at Itachi then she glanced up at Hidan who looked tense.
"I-Itachi-san-" Hinata started but was cut off.
"It's nothing, come." He said walking away watching him go Hinata wondered why he had stopped if it was nothing, then she remembered Hidan.
Looking up she saw his violet eyes staring down at her, she was still leaning over around his side making the distance between them almost non-existent. Blushing a light shade of pink Hinata stood straight up and stepped back a few steps looking up from the ground she saw that Hidan was still watching her a small smirk on his face. Not liking it Hinata wished he would turn around and follow Itachi before he got too far ahead of them.
"H-Hidan we s-shouldn't get s-separated from I-Itachi-s-san." Hinata said looking past the priest and not seeing Itachi at all.
"Oh why is that?" He asked raising a brow and looking down at the pale eyed teen.
"B-because he is p-part of our t-team and we h-have to stay to-together." Hinata said.
"Don't fucking worry that bastard won't get killed and you have me so calm down." Hidan said looking at the quiet teen standing in front of him, smirking he took two steps forward and she took two back.
"H-Hidan w-what are y-you d-doing?" Hinata asked still backing up as he walked forward a small smirk on his face.
"Nothing much." He said.
"W-we s-should be l-looking for I-Itachi-s-san, H-Hidan." Hinata said backing up then she suddenly stopped, looking up she saw bright green foliage, she had backed up into a tree.
"We will, later." He said reaching her and the tree placing his hands on either side of her head. "You know I haven't got you back for pulling off my damned collar yet." He mused looking into her lavender eyes.
"I-I h-had t-to y-you w-w-wouldn't l-let me g-go." Hinata stuttered her face heating up more.
"Hinata-chan," He said in an overly sweet voice. "You have something I want." He whispered leaning closer making Hinata's blush intensify tenfold.
"H-Hidan w-w-what a-are y-you d-doing?" Hinata asked.
"Just fucking getting what's mine." He said sliding his right hand down the tree and then to Hinata's jacket.
"S-STO-" Hinata started but was cut off by a low monotone voice.
"Hidan what are you doing?" Itachi asked standing behind them.
"Just getting what's mine." He said reaching into Hinata's jacket and pulling something out and holding them in front of the pale eyed girls face.
"T-the c-c-collars." Hinata stuttered her eyes wide as she looked at the black bands in the priests hand.
"Yeah I said I fucking getting what was mine didn't I?" He asked smirking at her.
"W-why d-didn't you j-just ask f-for them?" Hinata asked looking at him oddly.
"Where would be the damn fun in that then I wouldn't have got to see that fucking face you made it was priceless!" He said pushing off the tree and turning away and walking away putting the collar on, throwing the other at Itachi.
Watching him walk away Hinata felt a small since of something she didn't think could apply to criminals she felt that she could actually come to- dare she think it- think of them as friends. Of course not what was she thinking they wanted her crush, they wanted Naruto she couldn't think of them as anything but the villains. If so why was she helping them? why hadn't she turned them into the Hokage? More importantly why didn't she attack Hidan when she was backed into the tree? Shaking her head trying to dislodge the questions in her head she heard Itachi's low voice looking up she saw both men who were now wearing the collars were watching her.
"Hyuuga hurry up." Itachi said as if he were bored not waiting for her he turned and started off, pushing off the tree Hinata followed quietly.
"Hidan?" Itachi said looking ahead of him.
"What the hell do you want Uchiha?" the priest snapped.
"What were you doing back there?" He asked quietly still looking ahead of him.
"Having some fun."
"Don't do it again we need the girl and if you scare her away or harm her… I'll kill you." Itachi said softly picking up his pace.
"Che yeah fucking right I can't die!" Hidan said loudly glaring at Itachi's back.
"Hn."
"Bastard." Hidan grunted then looked over his shoulder at Hinata who was walking a good distance behind them looking at the ground. "Hey what the hell are you thinking about?" He yelled behind him at her.
Looking up she said something he couldn't quite hear stopping he waited for her when she reached his side he started walking again.
"What did you say?" He asked looking down at her.
"I said I-I w-wonder how K-Kaida-chan is d-doing." She said.
"We should be worried for the others not the kid." Hidan said running his hand through his hair.
"K-Kaida-chan i-isn't that b-bad." Hinata said trying to defend her self-appointed student but couldn't help wonder if Hidan was right.
(With Kaida-chan)
"Okay then kitties seeing that Hinata-sensei didn't tell me your names I'll give you temporary ones until she gets back." Kaida said beaming down at the five kittens in front of her setting on the floor she looked over the kittens and stopped on Deidara first. Picking him up she looked at him intently then set him down and smiled poking his nose gently.
"Your name will be banana because you're yellow." She said then looked at the next kitten who happened to be Kisame setting her hand on her chin she smiled.
"I'll call you berry because you're blue like blueberries." Then looking at the next kitten who was Kakuzu she smiled.
"You'll be Ginger it's a girl's name but it's okay." She said smiling then looked to her next victim—kitten who was Zetsu looking at the bi-colored kitten.
"Your name will suit your colors I'll call you Cookie." Then last but not least was Tobi picking him up she set him on her lap thinking on what to call him.
"Hum I'll call you… Caramel," She said petting his head. "Well now that we have names given out whose hungry?" She said standing up Tobi still in her arms, walking into the kitchen she set him on the counter and grabbed some tuna from the cabinet. Pulling five tea plates from another cabinet she placed the tuna on them then set them on the floor in front of the kittens them she set Tobi on the floor in front of his food.
"Okay guys I have to go home now but I'll be back tomorrow before I have to go to the academy." Kaida said putting a bowl of water on the floor then she walked out the door.
"BANANA SHE COULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT OF A BETTER NAME FOR ME?" Deidara shouted looking at the other kittens.
"Tobi likes Sempai's name it fits sempai." Tobi said looking up from his tuna.
"Shut it Caramel!" Deidara said glaring at the tabby.
"At least your name isn't a girl's name." Kakuzu said looking at the others.
"I don't have a problem with my name not really." Kisame said gaining glares from Deidara and Kakuzu.
"It doesn't matter we only have to put up with the child for two more days then she will leave." Zetsu said walking from the kitchen the others following him.
"It's not fair why is my name so weird!" Deidara yelled following the rest of the kittens into the living room.
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Maru) There you go guys chapter seven of KittyCAT-tastrophe hope you liked it. So from now on my updates will be more consistent.
Maru) Oh right the winner from the pole is drum roll please….. Hidan.
Maru) so I'll be working them together and as always please read and review till next time bye.
