(A/N Sorry this took so long. School starts next week and suddenly everyone wanted stuff from me. This chapter is a bit shorter than the rest, but as soon as school starts again, I promise to write a lot again when I'm procrastinating school work. To guest, I'm glad this makes you laugh and I hope you like this chapter just as much. To MsPatricia, don't worry, her fun will get ruined soon enough. She is a compulsive liar, which actually makes all the chapters in her narration unreliable. xD )
Rose was a pretty normal girl. She went to school, she had friends and she liked to read. Well, maybe her friends weren't the most normal. But that was beside the point. The point was that she was normal. So why was she always dragged into the most ridiculous situations? It was probably because of her insane friends, daredevil insane and imaginative insane.
When Ter pushed Ave through the portal, Rose knew that she couldn't back out. Ter was scary like that sometimes. Rose expected that to happen. Rose also expected the portal jump to be scary. It was. What Rose didn't expect was to feel so much pain.
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When Rose awoke again she was in a small cabin, with Ter at her side. "What happened?" She asked confused. "You nearly died!" Ter said laughing. "I feel that", Rose sighed. She really did feel that. Although she probably had some painkillers. Rose mostly felt numb, but even through that she felt the pain of her legs. Was it really worth it? To jump into a random portal and nearly die, without knowing the destination? "Is this One Piece?" "Yes!" 'Alright', Rose decided. It was totally worth it.
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It didn't take Ter long to explained what happened. Although, due to excitement, she talked very rapidly. Rose had to ask the same question three times and she still didn't quite understand. "So wait," Rose said, "When Ave fell down she landed on the deck and they brought her to the medical room, then you fell onto Zoro?" "Yup" Ter grinned. "Great" Rose sighed. "Jealous?" Ter grinned. "I broke both my legs" Rose said in a deadpan voice, "I'm jealous of anyone without broken legs." "So you are jealous!" This was going to be a long day…
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Rose had almost prayed for something to happen and get rid of Ter's attention. She loved the girl, but she really needed a break. Sadly, the distraction that she hoped for was something that made her suffering even worse.
"There you are!" Ave yelled, as she barged into the room in full hyper mode. "I looked everywhere for you guys! Luffy and Chopper totally lied to me when they said you were on deck, because you weren't on deck and I was worried about you because I couldn't find you on deck. Why weren't you on deck? I thought you were on deck. I literally thought you were on deck. Why are you here and not on deck? Why? And how? Was Rose even supposed to be moved from deck? Are you-"
Rose really wished she had a shotgun sometimes.
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Why was this all worth it again? The One Piece. She had to remember that she was here for the One Piece. And maybe to see her annoying friends suffer.
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"Alright!" Rose exclaimed. "We need to discuss what happened and what we're going to do about it. Objections?" "No" "Okay then, let's start."
"So first of all we all fell into the One Piece world, right?"
"I didn't! Ter pushed me!" "Suck it Ave, you are fine, so why bitch about it?" "Because you pushed me, I could've died!" "So?"
"Okay, I get it, Ter pushed you in Ave, let's move on. Ter, do you know what happened next?"
"Well, first Chopper operated on your legs, then he went to look at Ave's back. So when he was gone, Robin moved you in here and I went with you, because I had nothing better to do."
"So that's why you guys weren't on deck!" "Would you shut up about that?"
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25 minutes later, Rose had enough. "Okay!" Rose exclaimed before they got into another fight, "Ave, do you have anything to add to that?" "To what?" Ave asked confused. "To what happened since we got here." "Ah, right. I told Luffs and Chopper that we're guardian angels."
"You did what?!" "Luffs? I thought the nickname was Lu?" "Focus on what's important Ter!" "I am, nicknames are important!"
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"That is an awesome cover story!" Ter managed to exclaim through her laughing. "Awesome or not" Rose said, "the smarter Mugiwara's will figure out your lying in no time." "Don't ruin the fun Rose!" "Yeah, don't ruin our fun!"
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Sometimes Rose really wondered what she did in life to deserve any of this.
