Future Kombat
I do not own Mortal Kombat. But if I did, it would be a hell of a lot bloodier. Yes, this is inspired from College Humor's Street Fighter: The Later Years. I will do my best not to run into that.
This is supposed to be after MK10. For the sake of simplicity, we have no new characters. After that, Midway went mostly bankrupt and everyone had to find real jobs. We will follow Sektor and Noob as they try to host another tournament.
Official Kombatants: Sektor, Noob, Reptile, Nightwolf, Dairou, Kenshi, Ermac, Cyrax, Li Mei, Drahmin, Moloch, Quan Chi, Mileena, Mavado, Reiko, Chameleon, Kung Lao, Scorpion
In this Chapter: Basically everybody
Chapter 7: Round 1, FIGHT!
In which the tournament begins
"MORTAL KOMBAT!" Sektor screamed as he woke up. He ran to the bathroom to take a shower. Noob put on his mask. Reptile stretched his tongue. Nightwolf kut his hair into a mohawk, then decided to go with his primary kostume. Dairou sharpened his Autumn Dao. Kenshi focused, but still smacked into a wall. Ermac moved objects around the room. Cyrax loaded his bombs and nets. Li Mei acclimated herself to her sword again. Drahmin readied his klub and fed his flies. Moloch selected his favorite ball and chain. Quan Chi ate an Egg McMuffin and summoned a skeleton. Mileena grinned in the mirror, but it broke. Mavado made sure his rubber bands were set. Reiko and Kung Lao kissed good morning before setting to their respective tasks of preparing shuriken and sharpening a hat. Chameleon practiced every ninja move he knew. Scorpion simply shat, showered, and he would have shaved, but he had no skin on his face, and thus nowhere for hair to grow. Kome to think of it, he'd be naked in the shower, and under his mask is a flaming skull. I'm konfused now. Whatever. They went to the fighting area where a large krowd was koming in.
"Ladies, gentlemen, Centaurs, Shokans, Tarkatans, Oni, and Zaterrans!" Sektor addressed the audience.
"There'sssss only two of ussss, and you're married to one," Reptile hissed under his breath.
"I welcome you to Future Kombat! We are going to have a hell of a time and you are going to enjoy yourselves! I'd like to say that as the organizer, I'm the boss of this game, and Noob as my assistant is the sub boss! While I'm no Shao Kahn, I'd say I've done well! And the one and only Shao Kahn is in the audience today! Emperor Kahn, would you like to do the honors of kalling the fights?"
"Blow it out your ass, Sektor!" kame the reply.
"I never liked you, either," Sektor simply responded. "Okay, now for the rules. These will be best two of three, blood level max, death traps on, any Fatality allowed. You kan make one up if you choose! Will all Kombatants please report to ringside?"
Everyone kame down to ringside. The krowd cheered and klapped as everyone waved.
"And now for the first fight," Noob announced. "I'll choose a kharacter, Sektor will choose one." They both hit the randomize button and the fight that kame up was:
DAIROU VS. ERMAC
"Oh, shit," Dairou gasped.
"What?" asked Ermac.
"While I was training I had to regain my powers to use my special attacks again. I forgot to relearn my Tombstone Drop."
"What?"
"I fall back and shake the field."
"Okay..."
"Ermac, I'm down to two specials. Iron Leg and Stealthy Shadows. Please, if you kould just not use one of your specials, you kan choose it, of kourse, but don't use it so it's fairer."
"It's okay, Dairou. We forgot how to do Hado Energy."
"Enter the ring, kombatants," said Noob. "Sektor, start them off."
"Round 1," said Sektor. Dairou got into his Mi Zong stance. Ermac got into his Choy Lay Fut stance. "FIGHT!"
Ermac landed the first hit with a punch to Dairou's face. Dairou responded by grabbing Ermac, breaking his arm, and tossing him to the ground. Let me just tell you now that the players were komplete noobs (no offense, Mr. Saibot). The fight lasted (for those of you who want to see a fight, picture it in your head. I encourage you to use your imaginations), but Dairou kame out on top. Ermac got him in the second round, but Dairou won the overall fight.
"Finish him!" Sektor kalled.
"With what Fatality?" Dairou asked.
"Anyone you like," said Noob. "But it doesn't matter now, Ermac just fell over. Dairou wins."
"Next fight is...Kenshi vs. Quan Chi!"
Kenshi won the first fight flawlessly. Quan Chi was the overall winner, though. The other first round fights were as follows:
Reiko vs. Moloch
Chameleon vs. Sektor
Scorpion vs. Li Mei
Cyrax vs. Drahmin
Noob vs. Mavado
Kung Lao vs. Nightwolf
Reptile vs. Mileena
At the end, all the winners reported to ringside. Because there were an odd number of winners, one was lotteried out at random to fight in the final battle. It ended up being Scorpion.
"I have a bad feeling," Kung Lao thought as they took a break.
