Fairy Road
Chapter 6
The Fairy Tale Princess
Tired and arms laden with lots of loot, Our four heroes stumbled into the guild hall with sore feet(aside from Max) to report their missions a failure.
Max sulked. "Do we have to report when we fail the missions?"
Deck nodded. "It's standard procedure for any type of guild."
Bahz chuckled. "And anyways, we Learn from our failures."
Lucy grimaced. "Yeah, I learned that marble is flammable when exposed to Max."
""EVERYTHING is flammable when exposed to Max."" Bahz and Deck chimed.
"I once saw her Electrocute rubber." Deck grinned.
Bahz opened his mouth to say something, but it died on his lips. "Well that tops what I was going to say."
As they walked through the door, they noticed that most of the guild members were gathered around a single table.
Deck smirked. "What, did someone invent a new drinking game?"
Max perked up. "I call Next!"
Suddenly, a very familiar(to the Pokéworlders, that is) head of Bright pink hair(with red bangs) popped above the crowd.
Deck froze with shock as the owner of the head launched herself at him with a full-body tackle.
"BIG BROTHER!"
Deck just went limp as the tiny missile smashed into his abdomen.
The little girl then stood up to reveal an adorable fairy princess dress-complete with gossamer wings.
"Big brother! I've found you! Now we can get the groceries back home! ...But... How are we gonna get home?"
Footsteps heralded the arrival of Guildmaster Makarov. "...So, Deck. It seems you Know this young lady."
"Santa-Midget!" Cried the young girl in delight.
Makarov made a face of extreme suffering. "Don't... Call me that... Anyways, Deck, would you mind introducing her?"
Deck stood up, picking the girl up and holding her out like a doll by her armpits. "This is my adorable little sister, Wisteria. ...By the way, squirt, how on earth did you get here?"
"Giant Godly Ponyta sent me!"
The group froze.
"...Arceus..?" whispered deck.
Bahz immediately Ushered Deck(Who was still Holding Wisteria), Max, and Lucy Out the door. "We need to go discuss this elsewhere."
Max pouted. "But I wanna Drink!"
"Deck can make you a Master Ball at Lucy's place, Let's go."
"Wait, Why My Place!?"
"IMPORTANT STUFF!"
"Will there be cookies?"
"...Yes. There will be cookies, Now let's get going before we say something that can't be fixed!"
By this time they were already halfway to the apartment(Bahz can be really fast when he's panicking)
At the apartment
Deck sighed as he pulled a wrapped plate of White Chip Macadamia cookies from the cupboard,
Lucy looks at Deck accusingly. "When did you put that there?"
Deck looked back. "I was Hiding them there so Max wouldn't steal them."
He then looked at the package and sighed. "But it seems she found them anyways. Next time, I'm not telling anyone where I hide them- She'll just read their minds."
Bahz Smiled. "Oh, I just think about pie, and she's redirected!"
Deck sighed. "You say that, but your the only one I told."
"...Ah, Fraggit."
Deck walked over to the couch, where Wisteria was jumping up and down in her seat, And handed her three cookies.
He then walked over to Max, pulled out a cookie, popped it in his mouth, and walked away.
Bahz walked over to Wisteria and crouched down.(at this point, deck had tripped on mew, and faceplanted into the wall) "Soo... Wisteria. What did this... Giant Godly Ponyta say to you?"
(at this point, Deck had pounced over the plate of cookies to protect them from Max)"He said he'd send me to see Big Brother!"
"...And..?"(at this point, Max and deck were tactically maneuvering about each other)
"...And... That He'll be sending more people to help with... Uh... Things!"
The room went silent(which said a lot, considering that Deck and Max were engaged in a fist fight.)
Lucy looked around. "Why are you all quiet? That's good, Right?"
"We have... Very interesting friends." Deck gasped.
Max nodded. "Plus, If he's sending more people, We might be running out of time."
Wisteria suddenly beamed. "Oh! OH! I CAN DO THIS NOW!"
The coffee table suddenly sprouted a crystal formation.
"...We're doomed."
The Next Day, Guild hall
Bahz, Deck, and Max were sitting at a round table discussing... Stuff.
Lucy was standing to the side watching Wisteria bob up and down into the air, squealing in delight as Max used her powers to simulate flight
"This is either a good thing or a bad thing". Deck said as he sipped his coffee
"If Arceus is sending more people then he must be dying fast." Max said furrowing her brow and chewing nervously on her nails
"Why did Wisp gain powers upon entry to this world I thought it was only us?" Bahz puzzled
Deck set his drink down and watched Wisp shoot dissolving crystals into the air.
"If you think about it it does, Arceus gave us powers upon entry so why wouldn't he give others it."
The three stared at each other wondering who the next person would be and when they would come. Deck looked at Bahz with a smirk.
"I'm pretty sure I know who Arceus is gonna send after you- Your Girlfriend."
"Ex-Girlfriend." Bahz replied hastily.
Max Snorted. "What, did she finally dump you?"
"...Nnnooo..."
Deck chuckled. "Then she's still you're girlfriend, because I know you don't have the balls to break up with her."
Bahz sputtered indignantly. "Well what about you and that Skater girl?"
Deck looked at Bahz with a gaze that clearly said 'Ew'. "Bahz, She's my Childhood friend. Not my girlfriend. We grew up together, but that doesn't mean we like each other. Speaking of childhood friends, What about Red, Max?"
"Or Silver!" Bahz included.
Max looked at Bahz quizzically. "Red's an option, but my brother and I were never close. The only time I ever met him was at the birth of Collin." Max's face darkened as if slipping into a horrible memory.
Deck quickly interjected. "WELL Professor Sycamore is a possible ally- He did teach me almost everything I know, except for battle strategy, that was Bahz."
Wisteria trotted up with a pout on her face. "Max, why did you drop me?!"
Deck gasped. "Max, Why did you drop the squirt!"
"Oh, Sorry." Max said, turning around and picking up a short figure, and tossing them into the air.
Wisteria looked up at the figure in the air. "Santa-midget doesn't look happy."
This startled Max so much that she abruptly dropped Makarov onto the table. "I'M SORRY!"
Makarov straightened his jacket. "I sure hope so, Don't destroy the world while I'm gone Max, I can't possibly afford that."
Max looked up indignantly. "Deck's the one with Destructive Powers!"
Deck snorted. "And yet, You're the one who burned Marble to ash."
Makarov interjected. "Well, That said, I'm leaving now- Please don't destroy anything. Also, Mirajane's in charge while I'm gone."
Deck smiled. "What, you don't trust us?"
Makarov deadpanned. "Until you can keep your summons from making such a mess, you don't get to run the guild."
He punctuated this with a look over at the counter, where Havok the Tyranitar was huddling over a demolished cheesecake with a dopey grin on his face.
When he turned back to the group, Alex the Mew was peeking over the back of his head.
Bahz nodded. "I guess your right."
Just behind Bahz, Simon the simipour dumped a bucket of water over Gray's head. Gray retaliated by sealing Simon in a block of ice with only his head exposed.
"Dude! What the crap!" Simon bellowed, followed by a scald to Gray''s nether regions.
"Aiiiiieeeeeeee!"
"That's why you should wear clothes, perv!"
Dayla the Zoroark walked by holding a book of Poetry, followed by Levy, who was also reading a book of Poetry. "Idiots..."
"OI! FUCKTARDS! SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!" Vultra bellowed at a two figures at the bar, who were shouting about the essence of Manliness.
"But it's MANLY to be MANLY!" Elfman shouted back.
Icarus the Charizard added his two cents. "Icarus does not understand why you do not like Manliness!"
Vultra stomped her feet. "SHUT UP! THE BEST MEN ARE GIRLY, YOU FUCKERS!"
The guild went silent at that, and Bahz and Max Looked at Deck amusedly.
"What? Why do you think she follows me?"
The guild erupted into a rolling laughter.
Suddenly, the doors to the guild slammed open, and a feminine figure strolled in toting a giant horn on her back.
And, That's that. If you can guess who the Pokemon's personalities are based on, you get a cookie. also, I have edited the names list on chapter 2[a fairy important meeting]
